Been on a bender for a week after my girlfriend left me. gave no real answer. Trying to save face I guess. Do people now just deal with uncomfortable situations through text? Are people extra flaky in the DMV area-- Fairfax Flakes. Self-imposed ADD. Can't decide if I miss her or not or if I'm simply bored.

Girls monkey branch due to todays hypergamy. She was 100% already seeing someone new behind your back. Best thing to do is go no contact, improve yourself so that you are a catch, date new and multiple women at the same time, bang cougars, and get rid of your scarcity mentality. Best places to pickup chicks are strip clubs, panera bread, and starbucks. Go to papermoon springfield or crystal city restaurant, so easy to date them...

Time heals all wounds brother. And yeah, every girl I've ever known went from one relationship to the other. Usually girls have orbiters around just waiting to date them when the b/f slips up.

Thanks. Yeah I'm sure she already had stuff lined up. she was an obnoxious planner. No way the breakup wasn't carefully crafted.

Can't live with them, can't live without them..So true. Sad.

Us orbiters are only there for "support", or in other words a couple months of sex and then we are outta there. I'm actively trying to encourage a girl to stop fucking me and get back with her ex, I'm tired of her and that would be the best way to end it without ending the friendship-thing.

Your income is the top .01% in the world! Go find an appreciative foreign woman under 25.

this bender will probably continue through the weekend but I'm not going to let her turn me bitter. don't know what this orbiters thing is but really last thing I need is to deal with any bullshit, regardless of how casual it is. thanks for the tip though.

Best way to get over it is to get over one is to get under one..Big black Cock that is!

Cant stand orbiters and those thirsty simps with the online comments on womens photos. Fuck them all.

not interested in prostitutes. Might try to hookup next week once I get my head straight. sometimes it does help your confidence to bang. But right now I know it will just end up making me feel shittier.

Be sure to stay no contact, when she contacts you, wait 1 day to reply. Do not break this rule. Improve yourself, make sure girls are always chasing you, not vice versa.

finns det en så finns det flera

there is one, so are there several more

Most strippers these parts are illegals who can't work anywhere else... They just begging for husband/green card. They are also very clean girls who do not sleep around.

Drunk without GF Wrote:
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> not interested in prostitutes. Might try to hookup
> next week once I get my head straight. sometimes
> it does help your confidence to bang. But right
> now I know it will just end up making me feel
> shittier.


I mean, If you do have someone to bang go for it asap. Otherwise, that is exactly what prostitutes are for..a quick no-strings bang. A gf that you pay to leave after the business and you leave no harm, no foul.

Not sure what I'm not interested in prostitutes you don't get, numb nuts. do I have to break it down for you, you basement dweller? You wish you could afford a prostitute. You haven't seen your dick in years.

>Usually girls have orbiters around just waiting to date them when the b/f slips up.

"Youth Speak"..of Today..LOL.. And True Now..as it was Then..In My time..If She's "Bitchen"..

DAJAX

You might be gay.

The only way to know for sure is to try it.

But then you'll definitely be gay.

Fag.

Stay drunk and soon you will have problems that will overshadow anything you face now.

thanks guys. I just ate a shit load of tacos and I barely remember her. on the mend already.

she tried to text with some lame ass shit. maybe i will go gay. at least it will be a great party with drugs. all i have to do is suck a little d and take it in the butt? sounds ok. .. Hmm nahhhh. i love that pussy.

Everyone has a past, if you live long enough to get a past.
(Read as: life beyond a basement fappin' FFXU Troll w/a BBC obsessions and that gets way too much jollies from tossing N1gger around like jizz in their socks)

Your current girl friend has likely banged a number a guys (gals? you lucky shit)before she met you, that's history. Don't ask, don't tell. However, in the here and now- nothing kills what you thought was a relationship like an image of your "woman" with someone's dick in her mouth.

Unless you like sharing at that level, I suggest you keep that image at hand for the next few months for those low moments when you get all weepy (no offense) and start down memory lane or when she reaches out (and she will. It's a weird guilt thing. That or she's just manipulative, vindictive, or both) to you with whatever story line.

Bob: hey Dave. How's it going man?
Dave: okay I guess.
bob: well, look. the guys. We're going out to Church's Caboose for a few beers. You up?

Dave: uh I dunno man. What'd she's there?
Bob: she who the duck cares?
Dave: I care man. I love her. You know. She was my sole-mate man..

Bob: yeh yeh. you told me a million times and..
Dave: I know she loves me. We where men.

Bob: dude! Stop. Remember a few weeks ago? I had to leave work to pick your drunk ass up- In the middle of the day! and you remember why? No? I'll tell you why. Because you went limp creeping around her twitter feed and saw those pics of her trip to Cabo. You know, the ones with the POV of riding some guy.

Look. If her taking naked selfies getting shower humped doesn't scream "I don't want you jack-ass! I'm fucking some else" to you, we are going to have beat the shit out you with soap in a sock until it sinks in. I've got coupon and Costco has a sale this weekend. What's it gonna be?

Dave: ..but...
Bob: okay! Socks it is!
Dave: who're you calling and why're you unlocking the door?

Bob: yeah. It's me. you were right, total wash. 20 minutes? Yeah. I can keep him busy, I got my bag. might wanna pick up some food and what not on the way. Gonna be along weekend; oh! and I think a fox rolls of towels. yeah. bye.

Dave: bag...?
Bob: so, hey! Dave. let's talk in the kitchen...

Forget her - she has already forgotten you. Also drinking wont hurt and will make you a loser. Stop drinking any booze for 6months till you are back on your feet bro.

Fuck'em.
Forget 'em.
Fuck 'em again & give 'em the clap.

If any of her shit is still in your place- pack that shit up. All of it. Yes. The fucking pictures too. get one of her friends to either. Pick it up or let your drop it off. Hell, arrang to meet them in a public parking lot, hand it over and offer em a few bucks for TAG (trouble and gas).
DO NOT
engage in convo about the ex.
ask about the ex.
hint about the ex.
make comments good or bad about the ex
Leave letters or notes to or for the ex.

Change your fucking locks
Change your number
If you don't what to change your soc.media
Block her and her friends, associate.

Keep away from booze.
I know at least two people have said it already but it's damn good advice if you take no other. Same for drugs. (duh)

Seriouse about the locks though. she might not stoop that far but you don't know who has access to her keys that will. Yeah. I trust shit.

take your time winding down and chilling out.
there's no rush to do anything but take care of you.
leverage that time. Do anything that's good for you. Edu, Job, MMA whatever.
if you end up in the shower balling your ass. So be it. Get it out of your system.
I beg to differ on the whole "time heals all wounds".
Bull shit. It doesn't. But over time it hurts a lot less and eventually it'll be reduced to an odd occasional twinge of a vague memory. Like when your dog died. It was the end of the world. Now, years later, it's a small twinge that comes round now and again in idle moments. thus are memories made.

Drunk without GF Wrote:
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> Not sure what I'm not interested in prostitutes
> you don't get, numb nuts. do I have to break it
> down for you, you basement dweller? You wish you
> could afford a prostitute. You haven't seen your
> dick in years.

I understand. You are a homosexual and have not come out of the closet.

The GF already knew that and she left. It is perfectly find to be a homosexual these days. I am not a homosexual. Good luck.

lol.. this thread cheered me up. I think I got the boozing out of my system. thanks for the laughs-- even the digs put a smile on my face.

Actually, and I am impressed, amazed even. You got off light in the digs and jabs department. I don't know whether to be proud of our resident trolls or be very afraid. Ah well. the fight is coming and I need to get more beer. Unless it's like a ffxu trolls sex life and over in a few messy seconds.

I'm surprised too. but I don't mind. The harder they go the harder I laugh.

Sounds like you might need Alcoholics Anonymous. A week-long bender?

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> Us orbiters are only there for "support", or in
> other words a couple months of sex and then we are
> outta there. I'm actively trying to encourage a
> girl to stop fucking me and get back with her ex,
> I'm tired of her and that would be the best way to
> end it without ending the friendship-thing.


Just give her an STD and she will move on.

Down to fuck
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In response to the post above I'd have to see the body.

I'm not typically a heavy drinker. I can't sustain that kind of lifestyle physically.

I'm not a bad looking dude and my game doesn't suck. Haven't been out there in awhile. Thank god we didn't move in together.

do her. btw dude, you still paranoid? so skeered gonna get stalked. no one gives a fuck about you life. You look onerously ill. fat neck, totally out of it.

Man, my woman left me and, things just ain't the same....

Like I don't know what to make of it; it's all so sudden and surreal. I keep expecting to wake up and find it was all just a dream. and that would suck !

Since she's been gone,
I've not just gotten sleep, but actually gotten restful, peaceful sleep.
I wake up refreshed with nothing more to worry about save beltway traffic. No biggie. I've got coffee.

no more bags under my eyes.
I've lost 15 pounds (145 total if you count her)
My appetite is better and I actually enjoy and look forward to meals.
I gave up drinking. Not hard seeing as I near was a drinker to begin with.
I'm told I look years younger.

No more bags under the eyes.
My dog stopped ignoring me.

The pizza guy hasn't deliver a single fucked up pie in since she left (honey! You have to tip the deliver guy/gal and fer fucks sake- the waist staff!!) and tossed in a couple free drinks.

my hair stopped thinning and the march of grey has stopped.

Yeah. I hope I never wake the fuck up.

whatido Wrote:
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> Most strippers these parts are illegals who can't
> work anywhere else... They just begging for
> husband/green card. They are also very clean
> girls who do not sleep around.


Hahahahaha!!!!LOOOOLLL!!

Fuck you Miz, The closest thing to a GF is your Mom's stretched nasty asshole.

good news. I got a lovely loose lady on the line. I'm a gentleman so I told her what's up and said only want something casual. going to hit it hard tomorrow at a local bar. F my x. Good riddens.

I'm game for any of your suggestions. I'm freeeeeeeeee as a bird

My GF left me Wrote:
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> I'm game for any of your suggestions. I'm
> freeeeeeeeee as a bird


Gay bird

Keep it coming. this is hilarious

Don't date women from American culture. Date only women from foreign cultures. They generally make better wives, girlfriends, lovers, and companions. Your mileage may vary of course. But I would gowith someone from a Latin culture.

Trust me.

-Endicott

Your, uhm, 'girlfriend' left you because blow up dolls and helium don't go well together! LOL

Use your hand, dude! LOL

She left you?

Awwww. You got off easy.

Two words - Lorena Bobbitt

Drunk without GF Wrote:
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> Been on a bender for a week after my girlfriend
> left me. gave no real answer. Trying to save face
> I guess. Do people now just deal with
> uncomfortable situations through text? Are people
> extra flaky in the DMV area-- Fairfax Flakes.
> Self-imposed ADD. Can't decide if I miss her or
> not or if I'm simply bored.

No worries Dude. If u r who I think u r, you got no worries. I bangin the heck out of her, 'til she sore, so no worries. She is fine. She really is fine. Sore but fine. U R welcome :)

No Worries Wrote:
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> Drunk without GF Wrote:
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> -----
> > Been on a bender for a week after my girlfriend
> > left me. gave no real answer. Trying to save
> face
> > I guess. Do people now just deal with
> > uncomfortable situations through text? Are
> people
> > extra flaky in the DMV area-- Fairfax Flakes.
> > Self-imposed ADD. Can't decide if I miss her or
> > not or if I'm simply bored.
>
> No worries Dude. If u r who I think u r, you got
> no worries. I bangin the heck out of her, 'til
> she sore, so no worries. She is fine. She really
> is fine. Sore but fine. U R welcome :)


Now this here. This is a perfect example of why you need to stop! All that 1990's
AOL one-handed-in-ya-momma's basement-typing. It just leads to you thinking your posting a piece of troll gold when in facts it's just a sad declaration of your sweat and lotion scented loneliness. An externalizations of unobtainable fantasy and wish fulfillment.

You need help. We're the addiction hotline.

:-)
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I wish my last ex left me, instead it involved the cops and restraining orders. Bitches by cray