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Where to get my man a Prince Albert & some special inkwork?
Posted by: Bubblebutt Sister ()
Date: August 05, 2017 04:27PM

The next time my man comes home drunk,
I want to surprise him.

When he sobers up, I intend for him to wake up
with a some new decorations.

Who's the best around here?

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Re: Where to get my man a Prince Albert & some special inkwork?
Posted by: Whiboy. ()
Date: August 05, 2017 04:55PM

Um, excuse me, miss...why does your boyfriend need a tin can of tobacco and some art to hang on the wall?

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Re: Where to get my man a Prince Albert & some special inkwork?
Posted by: FFXU online internet troll ()
Date: August 05, 2017 10:58PM

Whiboy. Wrote:
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> Um, excuse me, miss...why does your boyfriend need
> a tin can of tobacco


DO they still have Prince Albert in a can?

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Re: Where to get my man a Prince Albert & some special inkwork?
Posted by: haha yeah ()
Date: August 05, 2017 11:40PM

Haha yeah

A Prince Albert??

Shit!! That hurts just to think about it!!!

What kind of Special tattoo work were you thinking of having dome to him???

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Re: Where to get my man a Prince Albert & some special inkwork?
Posted by: Brother x ()
Date: August 06, 2017 03:57PM

Jay fasick of patriot tattoo does great work....

His specialty is a piercing called "Colombian necktie"

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Re: Where to get my man a Prince Albert & some special inkwork?
Posted by: Jay.Fasick's Pipe Layer ()
Date: August 06, 2017 04:10PM

Brother x Wrote:
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> Jay fasick of patriot tattoo does great work....
>
> His specialty is a piercing called "Colombian
> necktie"

Jay is a bitch...the only necktie he'll ever see is my dick denting his lung through his rectum.

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Re: Where to get my man a Prince Albert & some special inkwork?
Posted by: Tranny lover ()
Date: August 06, 2017 06:45PM

> Jay is a bitch...the only necktie he'll ever see
> is my dick denting his lung through his rectum.

Fantasy of Anal rape?
were you the last person seen with west Springfield tranny???

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Re: Where to get my man a Prince Albert & some special inkwork?
Posted by: kinkster ()
Date: August 06, 2017 09:27PM

haha yeah Wrote:
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> Haha yeah
>
> A Prince Albert??
>
> Shit!! That hurts just to think about it!!!
>
> What kind of Special tattoo work were you thinking
> of having dome to him???



She probably wants to put a chastity cage around his penis. The only real effective ones are the ones made to work with a PA. A lot of times, you can pull your wang out of the other ones. It still gets in your way, hanging off your ball sack, but if wank your crank you must, you can still do it. They make some devices that can stop some non PA guys from pulling out of them, but they don't work on everybody.


The tatoo is probably going to say "PROPERTY OF BUBBLEBUTT SISTER".



She might even have the same thing put on his dick plate with an arrow pointing to his penis.

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Re: Where to get my man a Prince Albert & some special inkwork?
Posted by: ghost of Kieron Hart ()
Date: August 06, 2017 09:39PM

For a good tattoo I highly recommend the services of my good friend Jay Fasick of Patriot Tattoo. He should be out on work release eventually.
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Re: Where to get my man a Prince Albert & some special inkwork?
Posted by: my achy breaky nads ()
Date: August 06, 2017 10:18PM

kinkster Wrote:
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> haha yeah Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Haha yeah
> >
> > A Prince Albert??
> >
> > Shit!! That hurts just to think about it!!!
> >
> > What kind of Special tattoo work were you
> thinking
> > of having dome to him???
>
>
>
> She probably wants to put a chastity cage around
> his penis. The only real effective ones are the
> ones made to work with a PA. A lot of times, you
> can pull your wang out of the other ones. It
> still gets in your way, hanging off your ball
> sack, but if wank your crank you must, you can
> still do it. They make some devices that can stop
> some non PA guys from pulling out of them, but
> they don't work on everybody.
>
>
> The tatoo is probably going to say "PROPERTY OF
> BUBBLEBUTT SISTER".
>
>
>
> She might even have the same thing put on his dick
> plate with an arrow pointing to his penis.



If you're correct, that is one twisted whackamole woman!!!!

What kind of brain infected women are roaming the earth????

It's like Lorena Bobbitt with Internet coaching and vengeance to the Maximum!

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Re: Where to get my man a Prince Albert & some special inkwork?
Posted by: kinkster ()
Date: August 06, 2017 11:37PM

my achy breaky nads Wrote:
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> k
> >
> >
> >
> >
>
>
>
>
> It's like Lorena Bobbitt with Internet coaching
> and vengeance to the Maximum!


They don't cut off the penis, just put a cage around it w/a lock. She keeps the key. She's often called "The Keyholder" (often abbrviated "KH") (protocol often calls for "Keyholder", "She" and "Her" to be capitalized). She decides when he gets to cum. She teases the crap outta' him a lot, too. There's a hole in most of 'em so he can pee.

It's a PITA to keep your wang clean when it's in one of those things, but it can be done. If she decides she's gonna' let you out and do you, usually, she sends you to scrub it, first.

You can get cheap ones on Fee Bay or Amazon,, try 'em and see if it works for you and her. If it does, buy a better one, cuz all those things they sell on Flea Bay or Amazon are cheap Chinese imitations. If you want the real thing, you gotta' pay.

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Re: Where to get my man a Prince Albert & some special inkwork?
Posted by: Pro Dom Katy ()
Date: August 07, 2017 11:44AM

I would recommend handcuffing him and using a elastrator on his balls, wait till they turn purple and then wait another 10 hours or so.

Bam no more pesky erections or testosterone led outbursts.

I witnesses this about 10 years ago while we ladies all drank wine and laughed..the slave was so stupid he was erect till just about the point of no return.

Wonder what happened to him.

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Re: Where to get my man a Prince Albert & some special inkwork?
Posted by: I have rebar thru my cock ()
Date: August 07, 2017 12:23PM

I have to cover the massive holes when I pee or there's wetness everywhere!

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Re: Where to get my man a Prince Albert & some special inkwork?
Posted by: Slave 4ever ()
Date: August 08, 2017 10:40PM

Pro Dom Katy Wrote:
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> I would recommend handcuffing him and using a
> elastrator on his balls, wait till they turn
> purple and then wait another 10 hours or so.
>
> Bam no more pesky erections or testosterone led
> outbursts.
>
> I witnesses this about 10 years ago while we
> ladies all drank wine and laughed..the slave was
> so stupid he was erect till just about the point
> of no return.
>
> Wonder what happened to him.


Please, Mistress: How may I service you?

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Re: Where to get my man a Prince Albert & some special inkwork?
Posted by: kinkster ()
Date: August 09, 2017 11:09AM

Pro Dom Katy Wrote:
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> I would recommend handcuffing him and using a
> elastrator on his balls, wait till they turn
> purple and then wait another 10 hours or so.
>
> Bam no more pesky erections
>
>

If it works for you, fine. My current Mistress enjoys watching her pantyboys eat their cum, so if you castrate them, they don't produce any more cum. Some do, but it's only a little dribble. She likes a large volume of it for her pantyboys to eat. It's one thing she says she likes about chastity cages. It makes sure there's a large volume of cum for her pantyboys to eat.

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Re: Where to get my man a Prince Albert & some special inkwork?
Posted by: Pro Dom Katy ()
Date: August 09, 2017 11:30AM

> If it works for you, fine. My current Mistress
> enjoys watching her pantyboys eat their cum, so if
> you castrate them, they don't produce any more
> cum. Some do, but it's only a little dribble.
> She likes a large volume of it for her pantyboys
> to eat. It's one thing she says she likes about
> chastity cages. It makes sure there's a large
> volume of cum for her pantyboys to eat.

This was not my sub, mine I keep mine with bits intact. This one that was casturated was a sub of another lady. Sounds like a bad decision a decade or so later....if did turn me on that he was giving it all up for our entertainment.

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Re: Where to get my man a Prince Albert & some special inkwork?
Posted by: The Mistress Celia ()
Date: August 09, 2017 12:51PM

Pro Dom Katy Wrote:
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> This was not my sub, mine I keep mine with bits
> intact. This one that was casturated was a sub of
> another lady. Sounds like a bad decision a decade
> or so later....if did turn me on that he was
> giving it all up for our entertainment.


I get these clients who come to me all the time with something outlandish they read on the internet. I tell 'em no way. I don't do most of that extreme shit. There are ladies who do that and get paid good for it, and I know a few of them, but it's not not me. There's this one near Baltimore who will do almost anything if you'll pay her high prices. She makes good money, but one day there's going to be a knock on the door.

I might do some CBT, but castration is a hard limit for ME. I won't do anything that causes permanent alteration or damage. It's one thing to turn a sub's bottom black and blue. It's one thing to use a ball stretcher on him. That will heal. Castration or other disfiguring doesn't heal. I don't do anything that won't heal.

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Re: Where to get my man a Prince Albert & some special inkwork?
Posted by: Pro Dom Katy ()
Date: August 09, 2017 07:41PM

>
> I get these clients who come to me all the time
> with something outlandish they read on the
> internet. I tell 'em no way. I don't do most of
> that extreme shit. There are ladies who do that
> and get paid good for it, and I know a few of
> them, but it's not not me. There's this one near
> Baltimore who will do almost anything if you'll
> pay her high prices. She makes good money, but
> one day there's going to be a knock on the door.
>
> I might do some CBT, but castration is a hard
> limit for ME. I won't do anything that causes
> permanent alteration or damage. It's one thing to
> turn a sub's bottom black and blue. It's one thing
> to use a ball stretcher on him. That will heal.
> Castration or other disfiguring doesn't heal. I
> don't do anything that won't heal.

I have a tri-bander and a client that I will band his bass for no more than 20 to 25 minutes at a time...no damage done...anything further or burdizzo is a no go. I see this one lady in Ohio and Canada that has made quite a few eunuchs...playing with fire there.

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Re: Where to get my man a Prince Albert & some special inkwork?
Posted by: Charles Martel of Tours ()
Date: August 09, 2017 10:58PM

I have three balls and I can juggle 'em.

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Re: Where to get my man a Prince Albert & some special inkwork?
Posted by: Hellonheels30 ()
Date: August 10, 2017 05:23AM

I can make sure you don't juggle those balls.

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