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Fairfax Fire station Burns down
Posted by: snuffles ()
Date: May 14, 2017 07:34AM

2 alarm fire at a fire station, station 426 edsall Road, whats gives?

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Re: Fairfax Fire station Burns down
Posted by: Fire.Marshall.Bill ()
Date: May 14, 2017 07:39AM

Yes...the station burned down.

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Re: Fairfax Fire station Burns down
Posted by: D'OH ()
Date: May 14, 2017 08:12AM

The firemen couldn't fight the fire because they weren't authorized by central fire dispatch.

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Re: Fairfax Fire station Burns down
Posted by: en fuego ()
Date: May 14, 2017 08:40AM

...Nicole R.'s revenge?

...bored firefighter setting it on fire on purpose to be a "hero"?

...isn't it ironic?

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Re: Fairfax Fire station Burns down
Posted by: Vpjkw ()
Date: May 14, 2017 08:56AM


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Re: Fairfax Fire station Burns down
Posted by: Union Spokesman ()
Date: May 14, 2017 09:13AM

I blame the volunteers...

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Re: Fairfax Fire station Burns down
Posted by: Blimmo ()
Date: May 14, 2017 09:29AM

D'OH Wrote:
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> The firemen couldn't fight the fire because they
> weren't authorized by central fire dispatch.


That sounds more like something that'd happen in dee cee. Has FFXCo sunk to that level of incompetence?

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Re: Fairfax Fire station Burns down
Posted by: Wast of Space ()
Date: May 14, 2017 11:04AM

And three hours after this thread started, Fox News started a duplicate cut-and-paste thread.

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Re: Fairfax Fire station Burns down
Posted by: the real reason ()
Date: May 14, 2017 03:45PM

They were all too exhausted to fight the fire.
All those 60 hour work weeks milking taxpayers for $300k.

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Re: Fairfax Fire station Burns down
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: May 14, 2017 04:06PM

Cover up???

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Re: Fairfax Fire station Burns down
Posted by: Ding Ding Ding ()
Date: May 14, 2017 10:49PM

the real reason Wrote:
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> They were all too exhausted to fight the fire.
> All those 60 hour work weeks milking taxpayers for
> $300k.

We pay them to sleep.

We pay them to work out at Lifetime Fitness.

You can't expect that we pay them to keep their own building safe.

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Re: Fairfax Fire station Burns down
Posted by: smokey ()
Date: May 14, 2017 10:51PM

Will they report whether the smoke detectors were present and had batteries, like other fires?

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Re: Fairfax Fire station Burns down
Posted by: Ins Man ()
Date: May 15, 2017 10:15AM

It's a known fact that firefighting attracts pyromaniacs, aka firebugs. Which firefighter got bored and set the fire?

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Re: Fairfax Fire station Burns down
Posted by: Chief Hindside Burns ()
Date: May 15, 2017 11:18AM

Maybe they were exhausted from their "free" workouts at my gym. They are always there, morning, noon, and night.

Or maybe there were fatigued from their "other" jobs.

Keystone cops....uh rather, fumbling featherbrain firefighters

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Re: Fairfax Fire station Burns down
Posted by: Truth comes out ()
Date: May 15, 2017 03:21PM

They were all exhausted from their gay bunkbuddy orgies, and forgot to turn off the KY heater.

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Re: Fairfax Fire station Burns down
Posted by: Fireman of Fairfax County ()
Date: May 15, 2017 03:45PM

Sorry guys, I was on the phone with a hedge fund. Now that I'm an accredited investor thanks to my $270k a year salary I have been busy investing my fortune.

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Re: Fairfax Fire station Burns down
Posted by: Fleece The Taxpayers ()
Date: May 15, 2017 04:32PM

Why fight fires when there is so much money to be made resting, grilling, cooking, and working out during the "overtime" hours?
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Re: Fairfax Fire station Burns down
Posted by: Frank the Fireman ()
Date: May 15, 2017 04:35PM

Hey crybabies. Don't get mad, get even. Join the FCFD.

You too can earn a $100-grand or $200-grand by watching Netflix movies and getting your swole on at the local Golds Gym.
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Re: Fairfax Fire station Burns down
Posted by: Blimmo ()
Date: May 15, 2017 05:04PM

Frank the Fireman Wrote:
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> Hey crybabies. Don't get mad, get even. Join the
> FCFD.
>


GertardMANdater says he wants 2 join the FFXCo Dog Poo Scooper Squad. He says he likes the free lunches.

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Re: Fairfax Fire station Burns down
Posted by: Fire Place ()
Date: May 15, 2017 07:41PM

Where else can you get overtime pay to sleep and work out?

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Re: Fairfax Fire station Burns down
Posted by: public service jobs ()
Date: May 15, 2017 08:01PM

Fire Place Wrote:
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> Where else can you get overtime pay to sleep and
> work out?


Metro

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Re: Fairfax Fire station Burns down
Posted by: Stormfronter ()
Date: May 15, 2017 11:29PM

public service jobs Wrote:
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> > Where else can you get overtime pay to sleep
> and
> > work out?
>
> Metro


except the dindus that work 4 GHETRO don't work out, they just sleep & eat KFC or Popeye's.

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Re: Fairfax Fire station Burns down
Posted by: vukwd ()
Date: May 16, 2017 05:30PM

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just one more creative way to get fx co gov overtime !

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