Re: Getting the Illegals out of Fairfax
Posted by:
Cleveland S. Teamer
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Date: May 07, 2017 09:41AM
In reality....... Wrote:
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> The undocumented Americans
> I rent them townhouses
> on a handshake alone and they have never screwed
> me over. White or black people have screwed me
> over but never a pablo.
The Mexicans always pay their rent. Sometimes, they're late a day or 2, sometimes you got to remind them, but if you remind them, they pay in a day or 2. Half the time, I don't charge them the late fee. If they're late 2 or 3 months in a row, I charge them the late fee 1 time. When you remind them they've been late 3 times in a row so now you have to charge them, they understand and remember you gave them a break twice.
The black Africans always pay and always pay on time. They might grumble about how it's too much or whatever and they always want you to fix something, but you just blow off the complaints and send somebody to look at what they say needs fixing. Half the time, nothing's wrong, but they're happy somebody just showed up. You just tell the Maintenance Man who's on your clock, anyhow, to make it loook like he turned the pliers or a wrench or a screwdriver. It takes less than 15 min and the Africans are happy for another week.
The Ethiopians always pay, too, but I don't like renting to them because they cook goats and smell up the place. All the other tenants complain about them.
I don't rent to diaperbutts or dotheads, they smell up the place, leave food everywhere and bring bugs.
Jamaicans, Trinidadians and American negroes are NO GO. I just tell 'em there's been an emergency electric or plumbing problem and the place isn't up to code so it's illegal for me to rent it until it's fixed and it just happened this morning. If the negro is trying to be slick and wants to see it, I just go outside, call a maintenance man to make a mess, he calls me back, then I take the negro to see the water everywhere or the burn marks near a couple of sockets, which are just ashes on the wall. When the negro leaves, and I make sure he's off the property and in his car or on a bus, the maintenance man just mops up the water or washes off the walls with 409. Every once in a while, some do-gooder does manage to bust you, but when you show how many Mexicans you have and an African or 3, the suit never comes to anything.
I like to hire Mexicans. When you tell them to do something, they do it. They don't care, they're on your time, they know you'll pay, so they just do what you tell them to do. The Jamaicans and Trinidadians and American negroes tell you you're prejudiced when you tell them to do a job. They axe you why you're not telling Manuel to mop the floor. Even when you tell them Manuel's already cutting the grass, they still scream about scriminayshinn. I just don't hire them. I don't get too many Africans applying, but I do have 2, so if the do-gooders show up, I can point out I have mostly minorities, Mexicans, but I have 2 black guys, too.
I don't ask the Mexicans who want to rent to prove anything, because the law doesn't tell me I have to. I do ask the Mexicans who want to work to prove they have permission. The law says I have to do that. If they have a green card and a SS card and an ID, I'm in compliance. They did catch 1 of my employees with a fake Green Card and tried to give me a boatload of shit about it, but I told them I'm not an expert, so how do I know if a Green card is fake or real? Give me an 800 number or computer app to verify green cards, and I'll use it. Until then, all I can do is compare it to what's in the brochure.