Re: How will the Caps fuck it up this year?
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Capslapper
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Date: April 18, 2017 12:34AM
Fact is that the Caps don't have a 3rd gear. They play in 2nd gear all the time. Other teams start the season in 1st and the after the trade deadline they hit 2nd. Finally, the playoffs show up and they hit 3rd. Not the Caps, though. They start in 2nd and stay there. That's why they win the regular season and get crushed in the playoffs.
And Ovi once had a pair of nads that he called upon to help his team win games. But after he got that suspension for clobbering the shit out of Gleason back in the day, he seems to only hit other "stars"... like it's some kind of bonding ritual. He's a good guy, but a shitty captain. We need someone to get in there and set the tone. Coasting is not a tone that wins the cup.
On a side note: Pierre McQueer is the biggest ball-licker known to man. He looks like a cock with glasses. Hate that fuckscrot.