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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/12/2017 02:19PM by chuckhoffmann.

He was in his "Safe Space" and he was in the process of stress release.

sounds like something eesh might do

no stores. maybe the women were hanging out smoking.
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chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> Man Caught Masturbating near Women,
> Arrested in Fairfax
> Women were nearby when a man was masturbating
> inside a Fairfax store, Fairfax County Police
> said.
> By Emily Leayman
> April 6, 2017
> https://patch.com/virginia/fairfaxcity/man-caught-
> masterbating-near-women-arrested-fairfax e>FAIRFAX, VA -- Fairfax County Police responded
> to a report of a man masturbating in public at a
> Fairfax store at the 12500 block of Fair Lake
> Circle Wednesday.
>
> At 7:39 p.m., police said women were nearby in the
> store when the incident occurred. Fairfax County
> Police arrested Jeffrey Glen Webster, Jr., 33, of
> Herndon. He is charged with masturbating in
> public.


Jeffrey Glen Webster, Jr.?

That sounds pretty white.

I laughed after I saw who posted this thread, because when I read the heading, I immediately thought Chuck Hoffman was the perp.

Are you sure it wasn't William Moreno again masturbating near mothers with childeren?

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He who laughs last, laughs the longest

he was probably making the bisque for the crab shack nearby

I like to masturbate in the parking lot of Patriot Park in Annandale while I watch all the sweaty spics and African men play soccer. It really gets me all hot and bothered.

I was pretty surprised that there's a specific charge for masturbating in public. I would have guessed something like "lewd behavior" or "indecent exposure".

Is the penalty more serious if you come before they arrest you?

Does anybody know what kind of porn he was looking at while spanking his monkey?

Butt Pirate of the Caribbean Wrote:
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> Does anybody know what kind of porn he was looking
> at while spanking his monkey?


He had the latest copy of "The Watchtower"

causeican Wrote:
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> no stores. maybe the women were hanging out
> smoking.


It said "block." There is a Kohl's on that block.

Yea, I know. I thought I checked that and didn’t see those stores had the same address. Oh well. Thanks for not calling me a Dumbass.

Stroke Master Wrote:
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> He had the latest copy of "The Watchtower"


That would deflate me fast.

If he were gay, we'd honor him as a heroic figure for being so courageous as to come in public.

Based on the headline, apparently it would be okay to masturbate in front of men?

That a lie, you will know out the truth on my court date

i wasn't masturbating (Mistress gives me a spanking if i masturbate without Her permission), but i got yelled at by the police cuz i pulled up my skirt and petticoats and bent over so everybody could see my ruffled panties. Then i stood up and turned around so everybody could see the tent in my panties. Mistress ordered me to do it, but the police didn't like it and yelled at me and told me i had to put my skirt and petticoats back down. i did, but when we got home, Mistress got out Her big wood hairbrush.

i'm sure everyone knows the rest of the story.

Man caught masturbating near women? I call that "Friday night"...

Stroker.McGee Wrote:
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> Man caught masturbating near women? I call that
> "Friday night"...



Internet killed the peepshow joints.

If you do it in a titty bar, this big nasty bouncer comes and physically throws you out in the parking lot. He picks you up and accidentally on purpose bangs you into things in the joint, then he pushes open the door using you as a battering ram and throws you out the door making sure you carom off a few cars before you hit the pavement in the parking lot.

You used to get away with that, but no more.

Wrong Color Wrote:
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> chuckhoffmann Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Man Caught Masturbating near Women,
> > Arrested in Fairfax
> > Women were nearby when a man was masturbating
> > inside a Fairfax store, Fairfax County Police
> > said.
> > By Emily Leayman
> > April 6, 2017
> >
> https://patch.com/virginia/fairfaxcity/man-caught-
>
> >
> masterbating-near-women-arrested-fairfax
> > e>FAIRFAX, VA -- Fairfax County Police
> responded
> > to a report of a man masturbating in public at
> a
> > Fairfax store at the 12500 block of Fair Lake
> > Circle Wednesday.
> >
> > At 7:39 p.m., police said women were nearby in
> the
> > store when the incident occurred. Fairfax
> County
> > Police arrested Jeffrey Glen Webster, Jr., 33,
> of
> > Herndon. He is charged with masturbating in
> > public.
>
>
> Jeffrey Glen Webster, Jr.?
>
> That sounds pretty white.


But, in actuality, he is black (and a pothead).