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Would you survive a nuke
Posted by: yeka ()
Date: April 24, 2017 11:05PM

Have you made a plan if a nuke drops? Will you survive?

http://www.wouldisurviveanuke.com

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Re: Would you survive a nuke
Posted by: Duke Nukem ()
Date: April 25, 2017 12:06AM

yeka Wrote:
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> Have you made a plan if a nuke drops? Will you
> survive?
>
> http://www.wouldisurviveanuke.com


No! I rather go in the blast than survive like a rat. If you do survive make sure to send those bastards to the resurrection. I'll settle the score once they get there.

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Re: Would you survive a nuke
Posted by: The.Green.Manalishi ()
Date: April 25, 2017 08:25AM

yeka Wrote:
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> Have you made a plan if a nuke drops? Will you
> survive?
>
> http://www.wouldisurviveanuke.com

Yes...my plan is to run towards the mushroom cloud as fast as I can and hope the initial blast takes me out because radiation sickness is a horrible way to die.

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Re: Would you survive a nuke
Posted by: Chuck Morris ()
Date: April 25, 2017 09:20AM

I eat nukes for breakfast, and would fart one back out over North Korea.

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Re: Would you survive a nuke
Posted by: Ethiopian Rice farts ()
Date: April 25, 2017 10:09AM

I always eat Ethiopian foods. They give me tremendous amounts of gas! I want to part Lil' Kim's hairdo with one of my farts! That pudgy bowl of shit needs me to teabag him!

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Re: Would you survive a nuke
Posted by: n3bPP ()
Date: April 25, 2017 11:44AM

yeka Wrote:
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> Will you
> survive?

No, but rats and cockroaches will.

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