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Best thing to do on I-95 when a cycle horde begins to "play"?
Posted by: Anglo-Saxon ()
Date: March 21, 2017 08:10PM

These gangs are clearly looking for trouble.

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Re: Best thing to do on I-95 when a cycle horde begins to "play"?
Posted by: truck driver ()
Date: March 21, 2017 08:18PM

The best thing for society would be to run them right the fuck over and kill them, or at least paralyze them so they can't interfere anymore.

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Re: Best thing to do on I-95 when a cycle horde begins to "play"?
Posted by: Easy killer ()
Date: March 21, 2017 08:48PM

First, if you have just been to Arthur Treacher's, you can either throw your ice-cold Fanta at them and make them skid out. Or, god I can't believe I would suggest this, begin tossing hush puppies at their wheels to make them wreck. Last ditch effort - throw the fresh, hot fish right at their helmet. They will either get hit in the face and crash, or go back to pick up the amazing fried fish.

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Re: Best thing to do on I-95 when a cycle horde begins to "play"?
Posted by: Art de Treacher ()
Date: March 21, 2017 09:01PM

drop a handful of upholstery tacks out of the window....

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Re: Best thing to do on I-95 when a cycle horde begins to "play"?
Posted by: A. R. Thurtreacher ()
Date: March 21, 2017 09:02PM

Or maybe launch some tartar sauce right in their face?

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Re: Best thing to do on I-95 when a cycle horde begins to "play"?
Posted by: Simon.Lagree ()
Date: March 21, 2017 09:08PM

Buckets of chicken and watermelon...

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Re: Best thing to do on I-95 when a cycle horde begins to "play"?
Posted by: Watermelon? ()
Date: March 21, 2017 09:13PM

Arthur Treacher's has watermelon now? When did that happen? You mean watermelon Fanta, right?

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Re: Best thing to do on I-95 when a cycle horde begins to "play"?
Posted by: Smiff & Wethon ()
Date: March 21, 2017 10:45PM

Very simply, display your weapon to the marauders.

The mere sight of a weapon telegraphs their fate.

This action should cause them to refocus elsewhere.

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Re: Best thing to do on I-95 when a cycle horde begins to "play"?
Posted by: motorhead ()
Date: March 21, 2017 11:13PM

Well, I could whip out my flail with 3 spiked metal balls...

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Re: Best thing to do on I-95 when a cycle horde begins to "play"?
Posted by: Gayvid Blimmo ()
Date: March 22, 2017 09:46AM

'Suppichall anyhow? Why you be bovvering 'dem bruvvas? 'Dey dindu nuffin'

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