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MAKE #SleepingDAJAX2016 THE NEW MEME
Posted by: God Emperor Trump ()
Date: December 10, 2016 02:09PM

Credits to me (God Emperor Trump) and A Wyatt Man. This will be the final meme of 2016 and nobody makes better memes than I or A Wyatt Man do, believe me. Check out the "Nigga we made it" and "Spot the Cowards" threads for the shenanigans. No need to explain to the normies, it's self-explanatory, and when I take office, I will wake DAJAX up and we will make Fairfax Underground great again, believe me.

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Re: MAKE #SleepingDAJAX2016 THE NEW MEME
Posted by: A Wyatt Man ()
Date: December 10, 2016 02:16PM

My white brother, we are famous!

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Re: MAKE #SleepingDAJAX2016 THE NEW MEME
Posted by: Hitler Shrugged ()
Date: December 10, 2016 02:20PM

A Wyatt Man Wrote:
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> My white brother, we are famous!


Hitler would have been disappointed. He would have looked at his recruits and thought "scheisse".

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Re: MAKE #SleepingDAJAX2016 THE NEW MEME
Posted by: God Emperor Trump ()
Date: December 10, 2016 02:20PM

A Wyatt Man Wrote:
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> My white brother, we are famous!


I should have chosen you for my Vice President instead of Mike Pence. What was I thinking, choosing that cuckservative Jew?

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Re: MAKE #SleepingDAJAX2016 THE NEW MEME
Posted by: A Wyatt Man ()
Date: December 10, 2016 02:23PM

God Emperor Trump Wrote:
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> A Wyatt Man Wrote:
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> > My white brother, we are famous!
>
>
> I should have chosen you for my Vice President
> instead of Mike Pence. What was I thinking,
> choosing that cuckservative Jew?

There's always next time.

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Re: MAKE #SleepingDAJAX2016 THE NEW MEME
Posted by: God Emperor Trump ()
Date: December 10, 2016 03:57PM

New game…instead of "Where's Waldo?" We're gonna play "Where's DAJAX?"

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Re: MAKE #SleepingDAJAX2016 THE NEW MEME
Posted by: Broke Emperor Trump ()
Date: December 10, 2016 04:32PM

God Emperor Trump Wrote:
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> New game…instead of "Where's Waldo?" We're gonna
> play "Where's DAJAX?"


Probably has a life, you fucking loser.

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Re: MAKE #SleepingDAJAX2016 THE NEW MEME
Posted by: God Emperor Trump ()
Date: December 10, 2016 04:39PM

Broke Emperor Trump Wrote:
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> God Emperor Trump Wrote:
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> > New game…instead of "Where's Waldo?" We're
> gonna
> > play "Where's DAJAX?"
>
>
> Probably has a life, you fucking loser.

You must be new here. DAJAX is online all the time.

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Re: MAKE #SleepingDAJAX2016 THE NEW MEME
Posted by: Broke Emperor Trump ()
Date: December 10, 2016 04:51PM

God Emperor Trump Wrote:
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> > > New game…instead of "Where's Waldo?" We're
> > gonna
> > > play "Where's DAJAX?"
> >
> >
> > Probably has a life, you fucking loser.
>
> You must be new here. DAJAX is online all the
> time.

Except for today, so sit your ass down and shut the fuck up.

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Re: MAKE #SleepingDAJAX2016 THE NEW MEME
Posted by: God Emperor Trump ()
Date: December 10, 2016 04:55PM

Broke Emperor Trump Wrote:
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> > > > New game…instead of "Where's Waldo?"
> We're
> > > gonna
> > > > play "Where's DAJAX?"
> > >
> > >
> > > Probably has a life, you fucking loser.
> >
> > You must be new here. DAJAX is online all the
> > time.
>
> Except for today, so sit your ass down and shut
> the fuck up.


You're a tough guy behind a keyboard.

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Re: MAKE #SleepingDAJAX2016 THE NEW MEME
Posted by: Roger That ()
Date: December 10, 2016 04:59PM

God Emperor Trump Wrote:
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> > > > > New game…instead of "Where's Waldo?"
> > We're
> > > > gonna
> > > > > play "Where's DAJAX?"
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Probably has a life, you fucking loser.
> > >
> > > You must be new here. DAJAX is online all the
> > > time.
> >
> > Except for today, so sit your ass down and shut
> > the fuck up.
>
>
> You're a tough guy behind a keyboard.

On and off.

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Re: MAKE #SleepingDAJAX2016 THE NEW MEME
Posted by: God Emperor Trump ()
Date: December 10, 2016 05:05PM

Roger That Wrote:
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> > > > > > New game…instead of "Where's Waldo?"
> > > We're
> > > > > gonna
> > > > > > play "Where's DAJAX?"
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Probably has a life, you fucking loser.
> > > >
> > > > You must be new here. DAJAX is online all
> the
> > > > time.
> > >
> > > Except for today, so sit your ass down and
> shut
> > > the fuck up.
> >
> >
> > You're a tough guy behind a keyboard.
>
> On and off.


Do you even lift, bro?

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Re: MAKE #SleepingDAJAX2016 THE NEW MEME
Posted by: Broke Emperor Trump ()
Date: December 10, 2016 05:12PM

God Emperor Trump Wrote:
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> > > > > > > New game…instead of "Where's
> Waldo?"
> > > > We're
> > > > > > gonna
> > > > > > > play "Where's DAJAX?"
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Probably has a life, you fucking loser.
> > > > >
> > > > > You must be new here. DAJAX is online all
> > the
> > > > > time.
> > > >
> > > > Except for today, so sit your ass down and
> > shut
> > > > the fuck up.
> > >
> > >
> > > You're a tough guy behind a keyboard.
> >
> > On and off.
>
>
> Do you even lift, bro?

MMA .. A few combos and finish with a triangle choke - Lifting weights makes you slow and impractical.

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Re: MAKE #SleepingDAJAX2016 THE NEW MEME
Posted by: God Emperor Trump ()
Date: December 10, 2016 05:27PM

Broke Emperor Trump Wrote:
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> > > > > > > > New game…instead of "Where's
> > Waldo?"
> > > > > We're
> > > > > > > gonna
> > > > > > > > play "Where's DAJAX?"
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Probably has a life, you fucking
> loser.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You must be new here. DAJAX is online
> all
> > > the
> > > > > > time.
> > > > >
> > > > > Except for today, so sit your ass down
> and
> > > shut
> > > > > the fuck up.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > You're a tough guy behind a keyboard.
> > >
> > > On and off.
> >
> >
> > Do you even lift, bro?
>
> MMA .. A few combos and finish with a triangle
> choke - Lifting weights makes you slow and
> impractical.


You don't sound too familiar with MMA, but I'll bite. A few combos (which could pretty much be any set of strikes) done well would render a triangle choke unnecessary for two reasons. 1. If you're an MMA fighter, you know how to knock somebody out. If you knock them out during a standup fight, the fight is over and anything else adds insult to injury. 2. A triangle choke is usually done when you're on your back and if you're on your back and you don't know how to fight on the ground or grapple, the advantage goes to the person on top. If you were to throw some good combinations at me and I still managed to put you on your back even though I was tagged a few times, the combinations had little to no effect and then you would have no choice but to rely on ground game. This reverses the first point as the combinations were uneffective and now you're on your back and you're left with good ground fighting if you don't want to completely get your ass beat. Why would the triangle choke still be unnecessary? Because that isn't the only ground move in MMA and definitely not in a street fight, and it takes more time than just rolling the person over or putting them in a guillotine choke. Plus, a triangle choke is literally useless if it's not executed properly. From what it sounds like, you've probably watched UFC a few times and think you're the next Conor McGregor.

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Re: MAKE #SleepingDAJAX2016 THE NEW MEME
Posted by: Broke Emperor Trump ()
Date: December 10, 2016 05:40PM

God Emperor Trump Wrote:
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> > > > > > > > > New game…instead of "Where's
> > > Waldo?"
> > > > > > We're
> > > > > > > > gonna
> > > > > > > > > play "Where's DAJAX?"
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Probably has a life, you fucking
> > loser.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You must be new here. DAJAX is online
> > all
> > > > the
> > > > > > > time.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Except for today, so sit your ass down
> > and
> > > > shut
> > > > > > the fuck up.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > You're a tough guy behind a keyboard.
> > > >
> > > > On and off.
> > >
> > >
> > > Do you even lift, bro?
> >
> > MMA .. A few combos and finish with a triangle
> > choke - Lifting weights makes you slow and
> > impractical.
>
>
> You don't sound too familiar with MMA, but I'll
> bite. A few combos (which could pretty much be any
> set of strikes) done well would render a triangle
> choke unnecessary for two reasons. 1. If you're an
> MMA fighter, you know how to knock somebody out.
> If you knock them out during a standup fight, the
> fight is over and anything else adds insult to
> injury. 2. A triangle choke is usually done when
> you're on your back and if you're on your back and
> you don't know how to fight on the ground or
> grapple, the advantage goes to the person on top.
> If you were to throw some good combinations at me
> and I still managed to put you on your back even
> though I was tagged a few times, the combinations
> had little to no effect and then you would have no
> choice but to rely on ground game. This reverses
> the first point as the combinations were
> uneffective and now you're on your back and you're
> left with good ground fighting if you don't want
> to completely get your ass beat. Why would the
> triangle choke still be unnecessary? Because that
> isn't the only ground move in MMA and definitely
> not in a street fight, and it takes more time than
> just rolling the person over or putting them in a
> guillotine choke. Plus, a triangle choke is
> literally useless if it's not executed properly.
> From what it sounds like, you've probably watched
> UFC a few times and think you're the next Conor
> McGregor.

HAHA! what did you want me to say ...left, right, elbow, clutch head and knee to the face. Yes, effectively fight over. Anyhow, I don't go picking fights, they find me and I defend the outcome if ever required.

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Re: MAKE #SleepingDAJAX2016 THE NEW MEME
Posted by: God Emperor Trump ()
Date: December 10, 2016 05:47PM

Broke Emperor Trump Wrote:
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> > > > Roger That Wrote:
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> > > > > > Broke Emperor Trump Wrote:
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> > > > > > > > > > New game…instead of "Where's
> > > > Waldo?"
> > > > > > > We're
> > > > > > > > > gonna
> > > > > > > > > > play "Where's DAJAX?"
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Probably has a life, you fucking
> > > loser.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > You must be new here. DAJAX is
> online
> > > all
> > > > > the
> > > > > > > > time.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Except for today, so sit your ass
> down
> > > and
> > > > > shut
> > > > > > > the fuck up.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You're a tough guy behind a keyboard.
> > > > >
> > > > > On and off.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Do you even lift, bro?
> > >
> > > MMA .. A few combos and finish with a
> triangle
> > > choke - Lifting weights makes you slow and
> > > impractical.
> >
> >
> > You don't sound too familiar with MMA, but I'll
> > bite. A few combos (which could pretty much be
> any
> > set of strikes) done well would render a
> triangle
> > choke unnecessary for two reasons. 1. If you're
> an
> > MMA fighter, you know how to knock somebody
> out.
> > If you knock them out during a standup fight,
> the
> > fight is over and anything else adds insult to
> > injury. 2. A triangle choke is usually done
> when
> > you're on your back and if you're on your back
> and
> > you don't know how to fight on the ground or
> > grapple, the advantage goes to the person on
> top.
> > If you were to throw some good combinations at
> me
> > and I still managed to put you on your back
> even
> > though I was tagged a few times, the
> combinations
> > had little to no effect and then you would have
> no
> > choice but to rely on ground game. This
> reverses
> > the first point as the combinations were
> > uneffective and now you're on your back and
> you're
> > left with good ground fighting if you don't
> want
> > to completely get your ass beat. Why would the
> > triangle choke still be unnecessary? Because
> that
> > isn't the only ground move in MMA and
> definitely
> > not in a street fight, and it takes more time
> than
> > just rolling the person over or putting them in
> a
> > guillotine choke. Plus, a triangle choke is
> > literally useless if it's not executed
> properly.
> > From what it sounds like, you've probably
> watched
> > UFC a few times and think you're the next Conor
> > McGregor.
>
> HAHA! what did you want me to say ...left, right,
> elbow, clutch head and knee to the face. Yes,
> effectively fight over. Anyhow, I don't go picking
> fights, they find me and I defend the outcome if
> ever required.


I just want you to know what you're talking about.

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Re: MAKE #SleepingDAJAX2016 THE NEW MEME
Posted by: A Wyatt Man ()
Date: December 10, 2016 07:55PM

"I do MMA"

WATCH OUT, WE HAVE A BADASS OVER HERE.

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Re: MAKE #SleepingDAJAX2016 THE NEW MEME
Posted by: Simple Wyatt ()
Date: December 10, 2016 08:15PM

A Wyatt Man Wrote:
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> "I do MMA"
>
> WATCH OUT, WE HAVE A BADASS OVER HERE.


Suck a cock, Wyatt.

I'm about to take off to the MGM, play cards, bang out some white punnany to end the night.

You have a great time double fisting your buddies. Sieg Heil!

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Re: MAKE #SleepingDAJAX2016 THE NEW MEME
Posted by: A Wyatt Man ()
Date: December 10, 2016 08:19PM

Simple Wyatt Wrote:
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> A Wyatt Man Wrote:
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> > "I do MMA"
> >
> > WATCH OUT, WE HAVE A BADASS OVER HERE.
>
>
> Suck a cock, Wyatt.
>
> I'm about to take off to the MGM, play cards, bang
> out some white punnany to end the night.
>
> You have a great time double fisting your buddies.
> Sieg Heil!


Good luck finding any white girls at the MGM. Most white people know to avoid the MGM. Sieg Heil!

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Re: MAKE #SleepingDAJAX2016 THE NEW MEME
Posted by: Shlomo Shekelstein ()
Date: December 10, 2016 08:53PM

Oy vey, the racism from these white Nazis is so intolerable! It's like annudah shoah! Shut it down!

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Re: MAKE #SleepingDAJAX2016 THE NEW MEME
Posted by: God Emperor Trump ()
Date: December 10, 2016 11:37PM

Update: DAJAX has finally awoken some time a couple hours ago. He seems to only like the food threads lately.

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