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My Most Important Post Ever
Posted by: Red State * ()
Date: August 21, 2016 03:12PM

I'm a raging faggot in case you didn't already know. I spam this board with inane bullshit because my dick is only 1" long. Yes, I have a micro-penis. Don't judge. Thanks for reading.

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Re: My Most Important Post Ever
Posted by: rainbows  ()
Date: August 21, 2016 03:23PM

 
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Re: My Most Important Post Ever
Posted by: Boaty McBoatface ()
Date: August 21, 2016 03:42PM

It may not be your most important post, but it certainly is about the only one that makes any sense. The rest of your posts are 100% bullshit.

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Re: My Most Important Post Ever
Posted by: rainbows2 ()
Date: August 21, 2016 03:50PM

Red State * Wrote:
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> I'm a raging faggot in case you didn't already
> know. I spam this board with inane bullshit
> because my dick is only 1" long. Yes, I have a
> micro-penis. Don't judge. Thanks for reading.


Thanks for coming out of the closet as a fag and admitting that your irrational anger comes from having a tiny johnson. Most of us already knew, but by admitting it, perhaps you can get better. Bill Clinton has a micro-penis as well, but he became president. Maybe you can too.

http://dailycaller.com/2016/05/03/alleged-mistress-bill-clinton-is-hung-like-a-child/

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Re: My Most Important Post Ever
Posted by: Funny? ()
Date: August 21, 2016 03:55PM

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Not

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Re: My Most Important Post Ever
Posted by: Official FFU Comedian ()
Date: August 21, 2016 04:05PM

Funny? Wrote:
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I think it's kinda funny.

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Re: My Most Important Post Ever
Posted by: independent voter ()
Date: August 21, 2016 04:45PM

If you vote Clinton, you're voting Republican this year. They sound more Republican than the Republicans with the smear campaigns.

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Re: My Most Important Post Ever
Posted by: Red State * ()
Date: August 23, 2016 06:24PM

Just wanted everyone to know I took it in the ass this morning bareback from some filthy arab dude. He promised me he didn't have aids but if I get it, I might start a gofundme and I'll be counting on all my fellow cucks here to help me out.

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Re: My Most Important Post Ever
Posted by: Its safe here ()
Date: August 23, 2016 09:23PM

Interesting to read all the repubs post
No need to pretend your another poster
Just come on out in full

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Re: My Most Important Post Ever
Posted by: Red State * ()
Date: August 24, 2016 10:56AM

My micro-penis has sadly shrunk another 2 millimeters since last Sunday. Anyone know of a good ointment or something to keep if from getting any smaller. Thanks in advance.

Meanwhile, I continue to spam Fairfax General as I'll always be a fucking retarded shitheaded troll no matter the size of my ever-shrinking micro-penis.

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Re: My Most Important Post Ever
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: August 24, 2016 11:07AM

Red State * Wrote:
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> I'm a raging faggot in case you didn't already
> know. I spam this board with inane bullshit
> because my dick is only 1" long. Yes, I have a
> micro-penis. Don't judge. Thanks for reading.
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