Bros, let me know what I did wrong. I was out shovelling the snow, and my neighbor's wife brought over some cookies and hot chocolate. We chatted for some time, and I noticed that my wife was secretly watching us from behind the curtains (from the dining room). Eventually, she joined us, and what she noticed was that even though it was cold, the neighbor's wife hadn't zipped her jacket... ...thus exposing her stone-hard nipples jutting through her tee-shirt. My wife thanked her for the snacks and then called me inside the house. Once we got in the house, she just went berserk and accused me of flirting with the neighbor's wife. She even went as far as accusing me of leering at her pointed erect nipples! How the fuck is it my problem if she didn't want to wear a bra and not zip up??!! My wife and I fought for over an hour (this was at 4 pm). Finally, she said two can play this game, and went to the bedroom, packed a couple of lingeries, and stormed out of the house. She hasn't come back yet. I'm sure she's safe and shacking up with some friend, but please tell me, what I did wrong?!

The only thing you could possibly do wrong at this point is not invite Ms Pointy Nips over for a drink and more!

Yeah, man! Your wife is out. So why not call the nipply neighbor over? Make hay while the sun shines... ...or fuck her while the snow freezes!! Can't get any moer figurative than that!!!!!!!!!!

Did she warm YOUR Hot Chocolate?

If you had not already, what you did wrong, was not invite your neighbor's wife out for a few drinks.. Considerin' you're solo now.

Why dontcha invite me over handsome? I'll make those lonelies go away. *Smooch*
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MangoMan Wrote:
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> Bros, let me know what I did wrong. I was out
> shovelling the snow, and my neighbor's wife
> brought over some cookies and hot chocolate. We
> chatted for some time, and I noticed that my wife
> was secretly watching us from behind the curtains
> (from the dining room). Eventually, she joined us,
> and what she noticed was that even though it was
> cold, the neighbor's wife hadn't zipped her
> jacket... ...thus exposing her stone-hard nipples
> jutting through her tee-shirt. My wife thanked her
> for the snacks and then called me inside the
> house. Once we got in the house, she just went
> berserk and accused me of flirting with the
> neighbor's wife. She even went as far as accusing
> me of leering at her pointed erect nipples! How
> the fuck is it my problem if she didn't want to
> wear a bra and not zip up??!! My wife and I fought
> for over an hour (this was at 4 pm). Finally, she
> said two can play this game, and went to the
> bedroom, packed a couple of lingeries, and stormed
> out of the house. She hasn't come back yet. I'm
> sure she's safe and shacking up with some friend,
> but please tell me, what I did wrong?!

Sorry to say your wife is a crazy bitch.

MangoMan Wrote:
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> Bros, let me know what I did wrong. I was out
> shovelling the snow, and my neighbor's wife
> brought over some cookies and hot chocolate. We
> chatted for some time, and I noticed that my wife
> was secretly watching us from behind the curtains
> (from the dining room). Eventually, she joined us,
> and what she noticed was that even though it was
> cold, the neighbor's wife hadn't zipped her
> jacket... ...thus exposing her stone-hard nipples
> jutting through her tee-shirt. My wife thanked her
> for the snacks and then called me inside the
> house. Once we got in the house, she just went
> berserk and accused me of flirting with the
> neighbor's wife. She even went as far as accusing
> me of leering at her pointed erect nipples! How
> the fuck is it my problem if she didn't want to
> wear a bra and not zip up??!! My wife and I fought
> for over an hour (this was at 4 pm). Finally, she
> said two can play this game, and went to the
> bedroom, packed a couple of lingeries, and stormed
> out of the house. She hasn't come back yet. I'm
> sure she's safe and shacking up with some friend,
> but please tell me, what I did wrong?!


LOL troll

MangoMan Wrote:
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> Bros, let me know what I did wrong. I was out
> shovelling the snow, and my neighbor's wife
> brought over some cookies and hot chocolate. We
> chatted for some time, and I noticed that my wife
> was secretly watching us from behind the curtains
> (from the dining room). Eventually, she joined us,
> and what she noticed was that even though it was
> cold, the neighbor's wife hadn't zipped her
> jacket... ...thus exposing her stone-hard nipples
> jutting through her tee-shirt. My wife thanked her
> for the snacks and then called me inside the
> house. Once we got in the house, she just went
> berserk and accused me of flirting with the
> neighbor's wife. She even went as far as accusing
> me of leering at her pointed erect nipples! How
> the fuck is it my problem if she didn't want to
> wear a bra and not zip up??!! My wife and I fought
> for over an hour (this was at 4 pm). Finally, she
> said two can play this game, and went to the
> bedroom, packed a couple of lingeries, and stormed
> out of the house. She hasn't come back yet. I'm
> sure she's safe and shacking up with some friend,
> but please tell me, what I did wrong?!

She's shacking up with my 9-inch friend. She seems to know what she's doing, no training necessary.

Am I the only one here who can spot a fraud who is making a lame attemot to write the first chapter of a dirty novel?

Dumb people.

Can you come shovel my yard in Old Town?

Your wife is jealous and has insecurity issues. How can she be mad at YOU for what SHE was wearing??? How could someone NOT look? That is your WIFES problem.

IF you want to keep her, pay her a little extra attention over the coming days (extra kisses, hugs, flirting with her like you did when you first met her), and maybe even take her out to eat someplace nice or somehting like old times. Wifey's mad because she probably has not been looked at by you in awhile and is missing the flirting. Not to mention the neighbor was probably hotter/younger and she is just plain jealous.

If not, call the neighbor right now and offer to shovel her walk, then if you need an excuse to go in her house, well you can come up with that. Just wait until the wife leaves, dont be dumb.

Up to you!

MangoMan Wrote:
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> Bros, let me know what I did wrong. I was out
> shovelling the snow, and my neighbor's wife
> brought over some cookies and hot chocolate. We
> chatted for some time, and I noticed that my wife
> was secretly watching us from behind the curtains
> (from the dining room). Eventually, she joined us,
> and what she noticed was that even though it was
> cold, the neighbor's wife hadn't zipped her
> jacket... ...thus exposing her stone-hard nipples
> jutting through her tee-shirt. My wife thanked her
> for the snacks and then called me inside the
> house. Once we got in the house, she just went
> berserk and accused me of flirting with the
> neighbor's wife. She even went as far as accusing
> me of leering at her pointed erect nipples! How
> the fuck is it my problem if she didn't want to
> wear a bra and not zip up??!! My wife and I fought
> for over an hour (this was at 4 pm). Finally, she
> said two can play this game, and went to the
> bedroom, packed a couple of lingeries, and stormed
> out of the house. She hasn't come back yet. I'm
> sure she's safe and shacking up with some friend,
> but please tell me, what I did wrong?!


Married a cunt.

You are mostly at fault. Just because a provocatively dressed woman comes over with cookies and hot chocolate doesn't mean you have to partake! I hope your wife found someone a little more sensitive to snuggle up to last night, while you enjoyed your cold empty bed of regrets.

There are many logical ways to reason with a woman... none work.

What did you did wrong?

I bet it happened at the altar.

TAP YOUR NEIGHBOR'S WIFE! THEN PUT IT ON ON PORNHUB!!=SOLUTION

Was it the drool on your face that made her angry? If not, then you obviously did something else, unfortunatly for you.

Your wife has been having an affair for some time and is trying to reflect what She is doing on you. She was dying to see her boyfriend and instigated the argument for an excuse to get out of the house....

I am a wife. My buxom neighbor with a stripper pole, has stopped and chatted with my hubby outside many times. Sometimes in quite tight and revealing clothes. When I talk to my husband after, he just laughs and makes jokes about it. I mean how can he not look when she is there! I am secure in my marriage, so we both kind of joke about it. The only thing to do is ask him to keep the conversation short if he can out of respect for your feelings.

On the flip side, I was drooling over a cute waiter at the local Outback. My husband just laughed.

Well, Maybe... Wrote:
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> Your wife has been having an affair for some time
> and is trying to reflect what She is doing on you.
> She was dying to see her boyfriend and instigated
> the argument for an excuse to get out of the
> house....

...This is true, however, now I'm interested in your neighbor. Got her number?

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> Was it the drool on your face that made her angry?
> If not, then you obviously did something else,
> unfortunatly for you.


No, it was the boner in his pants.

At least you were kind enough to shovel.

Simple: Dump the wife, fuck the neighbor

My wife came home this morning around 9 am just as I was about to leave for work. She said she was sorry and she just cried and cried. I have no idea what's wrong with her. I did not ask her any questions since she was clearly in a fragile state. But I noticed that she did not bring back the bag (the ones which had her lingerie) home with her! I am at work now. How do I find out what happened to the bag?

Ask her whose dick she sucked and there's your answer

Mangodick you could've just banged her right then and there.

start taking heart medication

you'll need it

Wife need to be slapped around once in awhile! Gang banging is how Juan rules.

Mango, dude thanks for pissing your wife off...

She's such a great lay when she's pissed off at you.

I had her swinging from the rafters and bent up in positions she never knew possible....

did you know that she will suck dick after getting boned in the ass...

Dude, the best part.... after she fell asleep, with cum drying on her chin, i stole 50 bucks out of her purse....

Thanks for the full tank of gas!!!!!

MangoMan Wrote:
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> My wife came home this morning around 9 am just as
> I was about to leave for work. She said she was
> sorry and she just cried and cried. I have no idea
> what's wrong with her. I did not ask her any
> questions since she was clearly in a fragile
> state. But I noticed that she did not bring back
> the bag (the ones which had her lingerie) home
> with her! I am at work now. How do I find out what
> happened to the bag?


Only one thing to do now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JklC61iuIN4
Follow these instructions clearly.

She didn't need to bring her bag home because shes not staying. after you left for work she took the rest of her stuff and left you for good. Trust me, the door did not hit her on the way out.
Who the hell wants to be with a guy who calls himself Mangoman? She's already found some one else who makes her happy.

My wife would have invited her in to our house and tried to gauge her sexuality. Teasing me in front of her to see how she would react, let a nip slip of her own, talk about sex and how watching me shovel the snow turned her on, etc.

We met a few single ladies and lonely wives this way who were up for some fun at our last assignment. Fairfax is no different. My wife and I get some appetizers now and then, but we still mostly eat at home.

You'll never know unless you try.

Mango will get a divorce in 2 months.

You will in 6.

Have a nice day.

My Wife Wrote:
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> My wife would have invited her in to our house and
> tried to gauge her sexuality. Teasing me in front
> of her to see how she would react, let a nip slip
> of her own, talk about sex and how watching me
> shovel the snow turned her on, etc.
>
> We met a few single ladies and lonely wives this
> way who were up for some fun at our last
> assignment. Fairfax is no different. My wife and I
> get some appetizers now and then, but we still
> mostly eat at home.
>
> You'll never know unless you try.

Going on nine years together in a few months.

If your reality hurts you should see the doctor.

Not everyone lives in your cornbread world.

...or was it your wife with the cookies and the OP and you are butthurt?

Try harder to enjoy life.

Did your wife ever let you know about the lost lingerie?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Nice twisted 1978 style fuck fantasy - Good luck

Now go jerk off!

You need to start doing random and unannounced "Is there someone else's sperm in my wife's pussy?" inspections...

Here's how it works...

The next time she comes back from being out anywhere alone, you meet her at the door and quietly ask her to take her clothes off right then and there. You then tell her to remain standing and spread her legs slightly. Then you inspect her meat curtains for sperm. If it's there throw her out, run the other way and don't ever look back. If it's not there, tell her the random and unannounced "Is there someone else's sperm in my wife's pussy?" inspections will continue until morale improves or she leaves forever.

Still haven't asked my wife about the missing bag of lingerie, but I have seen a definite change in her behavior since she returned. She's being extra nice and extra passionate (if you know what I mean)!

Should I even bother asking about the bag and risk another fight?

Did you check her car for the bag? If it's there open it and check it.... If it's not there well she probably tossed it or worse yet kept it at her "friends" house for future use. I would calmly recap the whole situation with her. Do it in a non confrontational manner. Tell her your concerns and thoughts about what she did when she left. If you don't, the thoughts about what she did when she left will eat at you and destroy any trust that's left. Now if you get off on her being with another man, well that's another story.....

Dude if you don't know the signs of a guilty house wife, you need to go back to school. When she left you the other day, she went right into the arms of her best guy friend. You probably know him. But hey, they are just friends, right. That night, she went to him, angry and pissed at you. She had a few glasses of wine. One thing lead to another and before she knew what was happening, she was getting fucked by him. It was the best sex of her life. She fucked him several times and he bought her to the best most intense orgasms she had ever experienced. She woke up the next morning in his bed. Confused and feeling guilty she came home, upset and crying because she had sex with another man, but making you think she was sorry about the fight. Now she is going to be so nice to you because she is feeling so guilty. But she will return to her new lover again and again. The forbidden fruit of an affair has heightened her sexually. She feels guilty, but craves the attention and intensity of sex with her new man.

Look into her eyes when you ask her about the other night. Watch how she won't make eye contact with you when she tells you she was with a friend. Listen to her stammer though the lies. When you are done, write everything she said down, or better yet record the conversation. Then bring it up again a few days later. Compare notes or recordings and notice the inconsistencies in her story. Then confront her with her lies. She will confess everything in a flood of tears.

Then threw her out. F'ing skank! Get ready for the divorce, unless you like sharing your wife with other guys.

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> Dude if you...{wall of text}... with other guys.

We've all been through this game. How could OP not have known what was going on?

Faifax County Public Schools will be closing 2 hours early today so I can get me some of those pointy nips.

what is wrong with u all? Everyone has a hot neighbor(s). And some sleep around discreetly behind their spouses back and others swing...that is the story of Ashburn, Sterling, Centreville, Fairfax. ..we all do it in one form or another.

Of course, I checked my wife's car for the bag of lingerie. It's not there. I asked her this morning at breakfast about where she spent the night after the fight. She went to her girlfriend's house she said. I'm going to call her girlfriend and try and check her story out.

so what did her girlfriend say?

I spoke to my wife's girlfriend and she did confirm that my wife spent the night at her place! BUT, she said she was out of town last week on business. She said her fiance was at home and he called her to check with her if it was okay for my wife to stay over!!!!!!!!! She was okay with it, and my wife spent the night at my girlfriend's house BUT with just her fiance in the house! What the fuck do I make of this as indecent thoughts are popping into my mind... ...

Wrectum.Wrecker Wrote:
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> You need to start doing random and unannounced "Is
> there someone else's sperm in my wife's pussy?"
> inspections...
>
> Here's how it works...
>
> The next time she comes back from being out
> anywhere alone, you meet her at the door and
> quietly ask her to take her clothes off right then
> and there. You then tell her to remain standing
> and spread her legs slightly. Then you inspect her
> meat curtains for sperm. If it's there throw her
> out, run the other way and don't ever look back.
> If it's not there, tell her the random and
> unannounced "Is there someone else's sperm in my
> wife's pussy?" inspections will continue until
> morale improves or she leaves forever.


So I guess you are okay with your wife getting porked in the rear, unless you are doing a sperm in the ass check as well. You probably do this check by taste.

God mormons are so pathetic. No wonder mitt lost.

How do you not understand what's going through her head right now?

Just talk to her and be real.

Don't buy into the argument and marriage feud game, just up and tell her you're tired of this shit and ask her if what's she's doing is endangering your finances.

Otherwise just let her do whatever it is she's doing.

Nothing deprives a woman more than a lack of response.

I won the troll post contest! Got more responses from you dumbasses than my buddy and his lame attempt at a troll post. Free beer for me!

MangoMan Wrote:
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> I won the troll post contest! Got more responses
> from you dumbasses than my buddy and his lame
> attempt at a troll post. Free beer for me!

This earlier post is NOT from me! Please do not make fun of my situation!!

I'm going to talk this out with my wife this weekend. What sucks is that Friday is our wedding anniversary!!!

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> > attempt at a troll post. Free beer for me!
>
> This earlier post is NOT from me! Please do not
> make fun of my situation!!
>
> I'm going to talk this out with my wife this
> weekend. What sucks is that Friday is our wedding
> anniversary!!!


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> > make fun of my situation!!
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> > weekend. What sucks is that Friday is our
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> > anniversary!!!
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Pics of what, dickhead? OP fucking his wife on Friday or him talking to her on Saturday!!!

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> > > weekend. What sucks is that Friday is our
> > wedding
> > > anniversary!!!
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> Friday or him talking to her on Saturday!!!



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> > > > anniversary!!!
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There's no lingerie because her friend's fiancé ripped it off of her right before making sweet-sweet love to your woman. She's passionate because she's still warmed up from the hot sex she got from the other dude.

My prediction is she will go back for seconds. If he was black you really don't stand a chance. Might as well bang the neighbor if you get a chance.

Pics or it didn't happen

So it's Monday and another snow day!!!

IS YOUR BRA-LESS NEIGHBOR WITH POINTY TITS GOING TO STOP BY AGAIN????

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> IS YOUR BRA-LESS NEIGHBOR WITH POINTY TITS GOING
> TO STOP BY AGAIN????


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