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Welcome, DC Urban Moms!
Posted by: Jeff the Mod ()
Date: April 27, 2016 08:25AM

I'd like to welcome to Fairfax Underground all the readers of D.C. Urban Moms. While we do not have the porn threads that are most popular at DCUM, you will find that we have moderated-free discussion on just about every topic of interest to Fairfax County residents.

Please check out our threads on the best pizza and window tinting.

Sincerely,

JTM

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Re: Welcome, DC Urban Moms!
Posted by: Do Know Harm ()
Date: April 27, 2016 08:34AM

Make sure you tell them not to bring any niggers over here. Or fatties either. We have enough of them and don't need any more.

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Re: Welcome, DC Urban Moms!
Posted by: 77XFG ()
Date: April 27, 2016 08:49AM

Yea, and no idiots like Do Know Harm. One's enough.

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Re: Welcome, DC Urban Moms!
Posted by: Ibn_Ishaq ()
Date: April 27, 2016 09:28PM

Jeff the Owner on DCUM is an Islamophile. Perhaps he has Christian relatives still living in harm's way in the Middle East but he misses no opportunity to suck up to Islam.

A fact is not a fact if Jeffrey boy doesn't like it.

Go blow a goat, Jeff.

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Re: Welcome, DC Urban Moms!
Posted by: 40somethingDiva ()
Date: April 27, 2016 10:04PM

Did somebody say 'blow a goat'? This belongs in the 'explicit sex & relationships forum' sweetie! A goat would be better in the sack than my 2nd husband! His scrotum was always so dry and flaky! Anyhow, One of my sorority sisters was telling me over at Jackson's the other night that she gave Michael Jordan a BJ back in the late 80s -- does blowing a G.O.A.T count as blowing a goat? Another sorority sister, who I used to watch Melrose and Ally McBeal with, dated a guy with a billy goat beard!! Does that count? This is so great that DCUM and FFXU are working together and I can post my sexcapedes on both sites!

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Re: Welcome, DC Urban Moms!
Posted by: 3wew ()
Date: April 27, 2016 10:06PM

I think I speak for every guy on ffxu when I say I invite and encourage any DCUM mom's on this forum to bring their porn threads over to this site. You will be free to post all and any porn thread topics you want without having to worry about being shamed by others who are insecure about their physical appearance or sexual acumen.

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Re: Welcome, DC Urban Moms!
Posted by: yeahb ()
Date: April 27, 2016 11:38PM

yes bitches turn us on with your porn fetish

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