I recently started a new driver improvement company in Fairfax City.

Please send me any suggestions on how I could increase my class attendance.

-I've put flyers on cars.
-I've advertised on Craigslist,Backpage and Facebook.
-I've put my flyers in local businesses.

What else can I do?????? Taking all suggestions.

Have the class taught by hot chicks wearing bikinis.

In directly advertise it as a fast class, no one wants to actually sit through the required time. The majority of the classes are short, the best ones are really short.


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The Instructor Wrote:
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> I recently started a new driver improvement
> company in Fairfax City.
>
> Please send me any suggestions on how I could
> increase my class attendance.
>
> -I've put flyers on cars.
> -I've advertised on Craigslist,Backpage and
> Facebook.
> -I've put my flyers in local businesses.
>
> What else can I do?????? Taking all suggestions.

Were your advertisements en Espanol?

No the ads weren't in Spanish because I don't speak Spanish

Also, I'm afraid that if its in Spanish, I would get people coming to the class expecting it to be taught in Spanish.

I tried to get to your class, but wrecked my car on the way.

Nice!!!

What are you, OP...some kinda' stupid? I bet you're an Indian, too...aren't you? Red dot not bow and arrow, I mean...

Print up 1,000 flyers for your business. Make sure you are setup to take credit card payments via your smartfone. I recommend PayPal's "PayPal Here" app and card swiper.

Take your flyers and the above tech to the Fairfax County courthouse and sit in on traffic court. The judge typically advises or requires the convicted to attend a driving improvement school. As those defendants leave the courtroom, had them a flyer and offer them a discount if they sign up right then and there.

As your business grows into a multi-thousand dollar annual NOVA empire...make sure you hire additional personnel to cover the entire courthouse. The 703 is some kinda' fucked up place to drive...we got issues here, so there's more demand for courthouse space and time to try these cases. Traffic court occurs in multiple courts within the same courthouse.

If you get a reckless or a DUI today, next week your mailbox will be filled with letters from lawyers wanting to represent you.

They are obviously buying lists of arrestees from somewhere. Find out where and start doing it too.

Use the Death Race 2000 point system:

As the cars roar into Pennsylvania, the cradle of liberty, it seems apparent that our citizens are staying off the streets, which may make scoring particularly difficult, even with this year's rule changes. To recap those revisions: women are still worth 10 points more than men in all age brackets, but teenagers now rack up 40 points, and toddlers under 12 now rate a big 70 points. The big score: anyone, any sex, over 75 years old has been upped to 100 points.

*Be sure to add illegal alien cockroaches to the list!

What you should do? Hire actual Americans to teach. Seriously. When I was a kid, every single drivers ed teacher was like a 40-55 year old white male. They had seen some shit, they knew stuff, they didn't let you get away with anything and they fucking taught you.

But ever since I moved to Virginia, every time I see a car with a drivers ed sign on it, it's always got an instructor in the car that looks like they just got off the banana boat. There's one chick (that's a problem right there, since women can't drive) around where I live that wears a fucking headscarf, and clearly comes from some land where they (wisely) don't allow women to drive. I've seen Indians, Pakis, and fucking Somalis teaching drivers ed. Fuck that shit. If you come from some country where the major vehicle is a camel, or you dont have electricity or pavement, fuck you, you don't get to teach first worlders how to drive.

So hire some mature white dudes is what I'm saying. You'll stand out and most of us will appreciate it.

Your biggest mistake is not advertising in the original post!

Make sure you're putting fliers on cars at the DMV *if legal* or around these areas.

I don't know much, but if say I get a ticket and I go to your class I can make sure my insurance doesn't penalize me that bad, put fliers on cars late at night around bars.

Raise your prices a little and offer TONS of coupons

Also do us all a favor and tell people to stop making these 15* angle turns...more than a 1/3 of the people on the road act like turning the wheel anything more than a lane change is going to kill them.

bobbleheadtim Wrote:
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> Also do us all a favor and tell people to stop
> making these 15* angle turns...more than a 1/3 of
> the people on the road act like turning the wheel
> anything more than a lane change is going to kill
> them.

Teach them how to make U-turns correctly too. SUV drivers are particularly inept at this, as they are in all things.

Correct method: crank wheel to left, stomp gas
NoVA method: wait a few seconds after the light has turned, just to make sure it's going to stay green. Slooooowly ease foot off the brake, and gently start turning the wheel, give it just a little gas while continuing to slowly turn wheel. After you've gone about 120 degrees the light should now be turning red.

People and businesses that out flyers on car windshields suck. They should shut down your business for doing such a thing.

You need to create some free publicity. Run an ad that says 10% discount to anyone who is white. Then when the TV News, Washington Post, Black Lives Matter Protestors etc, show up on your front lawn, have an epiphany and confess how wrong you were and that you now have become racially sensitive, are enlightened and are going to vote for Hillary Clinton. Then offer 15% off to anyone non-white on the TV Interview. Your business will be overwhelming in just a few days.

I heard a plumbing company paid a telephone company person to re-route all a major companies calls to their phones.

Worked for about two days and then someone started wondering why no calls were coming in.

Contact some dui attorneys and work out a referral deal. For everyone he sends you, he gets something. Plain and simple.

pay off fx co gov liberals

make laws so that people continually have to come to you for lessons though they've had a good driving record for decades

make going to "other-brand" driver lessons illegal, shut them down

you are now a sack of city shit

make sure your paychecks come from the county

make sure liberals have top down control of these "lessons"

make sure people are harassed to pay for lessons they didn't ask for and weren't rendered

CERTAINLY MAKE SURE anyone taking lessons has to re-take lessons

lastly, never give the mother fukcers licenses, if they earn more, that's less for gov workers to scavenge off of: FUCK ALL OF THEM

^^ you now know part of how a city operates

^^ you are now aware that all of that was illegal in fx co gov until liberals got in office

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