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can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
hardupdude
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Date: March 22, 2014 02:18PM
I'm there twice a week, I brush my teeth before and put a sock down the front of my pants before I go, but I still can't get laid at Wegmans! Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
grocerybitch
()
Date: March 22, 2014 02:22PM
Which wegmans. I work at the one in Sterling I can tell who the sloots are
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
E9UdD
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Date: March 22, 2014 02:29PM
I would try again tonight if I were you. Saturday night is prime time.
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
Doing it Right
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Date: March 22, 2014 03:34PM
That is the best place to get pussy. I've nailed a couple of married cougars and one Asian girl I met at the buffet bar.
It easier to make women around the food buffet area. An accidental bump or ask about some food. That usually works. Sometimes I say "I'm a single guy and don't cook much, I was wondering if you can tell me where the X are." If they walk with you to show where... you're in!"
It's best to take her back to your please or park someplace. I've done a hotel room once with this really kinky Soccer mom. Kinda a Shades of Grey role playing thing she wanted.
It easier to make women around the food buffet area. An accidental bump or ask about some food. That usually works. Sometimes I say "I'm a single guy and don't cook much, I was wondering if you can tell me where the X are." If they walk with you to show where... you're in!"
It's best to take her back to your please or park someplace. I've done a hotel room once with this really kinky Soccer mom. Kinda a Shades of Grey role playing thing she wanted.
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
Doing it Right
()
Date: March 22, 2014 03:38PM
The second rule is the more that is showing like a lot of cleavage I a lot of let, skin tight clothing, or lacey or see through clothing is usually a good clue.
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
Look for the ones
()
Date: March 23, 2014 12:05AM
Who have ice cream and cat food in their carts on Saturday Nite.
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
Cat food
()
Date: March 23, 2014 12:09AM
Look for the ones Wrote:
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> Who have ice cream and cat food in their carts on
> Saturday Nite.
A reasonable amount of cat food. LMAO
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> Who have ice cream and cat food in their carts on
> Saturday Nite.
A reasonable amount of cat food. LMAO
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
adsfasfasfdsf
()
Date: March 23, 2014 07:19AM
How about being a nice guy and fun, instead of being "Stalker in training"? You'd have more success with women if you would stop stooping to such lows. Cat food and Ice Cream really? Really? That's your pick-up strategy?
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
Stupid Advice
()
Date: March 23, 2014 08:36AM
adsfasfasfdsf Wrote:
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> How about being a nice guy and fun, instead of
> being "Stalker in training"? You'd have more
> success with women if you would stop stooping to
> such lows. Cat food and Ice Cream really? Really?
> That's your pick-up strategy?
Be a nice guy? That's the dumbest advice ever. Until women learn to appreciate nice men, that won't work.
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> How about being a nice guy and fun, instead of
> being "Stalker in training"? You'd have more
> success with women if you would stop stooping to
> such lows. Cat food and Ice Cream really? Really?
> That's your pick-up strategy?
Be a nice guy? That's the dumbest advice ever. Until women learn to appreciate nice men, that won't work.
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
thisisajokeright
()
Date: March 23, 2014 08:40AM
Stupid Advice Wrote:
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> adsfasfasfdsf Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How about being a nice guy and fun, instead of
> > being "Stalker in training"? You'd have more
> > success with women if you would stop stooping
> to
> > such lows. Cat food and Ice Cream really?
> Really?
> > That's your pick-up strategy?
>
> Be a nice guy? That's the dumbest advice ever.
> Until women learn to appreciate nice men, that
> won't work.
I'd be more than willing to bet a woman with a cart full of cat food would react to a nicer guy than a pants-stuffing dick.
BTW this thread... OP: A++
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> adsfasfasfdsf Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How about being a nice guy and fun, instead of
> > being "Stalker in training"? You'd have more
> > success with women if you would stop stooping
> to
> > such lows. Cat food and Ice Cream really?
> Really?
> > That's your pick-up strategy?
>
> Be a nice guy? That's the dumbest advice ever.
> Until women learn to appreciate nice men, that
> won't work.
I'd be more than willing to bet a woman with a cart full of cat food would react to a nicer guy than a pants-stuffing dick.
BTW this thread... OP: A++
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
JF
()
Date: March 23, 2014 09:59AM
More than likely you can't get laid anywhere.
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
Gerrymanderer2
()
Date: March 23, 2014 10:09AM
Maybe your sock isn't big enough.
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
eLester
()
Date: March 23, 2014 10:34AM
A sock just stays in one place. For all they know, it could be short and stubby. Girls are more impressed when your thing extends down your thigh.
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
thisisajokeright
()
Date: March 23, 2014 11:21AM
eLester Wrote:
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> A sock just stays in one place. For all they know,
> it could be short and stubby. Girls are more
> impressed when your thing extends down your thigh.
The guy I lost my virginity to has a 3 inch dick WHEN HARD. He's still single.
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> A sock just stays in one place. For all they know,
> it could be short and stubby. Girls are more
> impressed when your thing extends down your thigh.
The guy I lost my virginity to has a 3 inch dick WHEN HARD. He's still single.
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
Juan P
()
Date: March 23, 2014 11:25AM
I work part time at Wegmans collecting trash and many times the cougars follow me to the trash room for a quick pounding. No need for ice cream and cat liter in my roach coach.
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
Gerrymanderer2.
()
Date: March 23, 2014 11:36AM
thisisajokeright Wrote:
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> eLester Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A sock just stays in one place. For all they
> know,
> > it could be short and stubby. Girls are more
> > impressed when your thing extends down your
> thigh.
>
>
> The guy I lost my virginity to has a 3 inch dick
> WHEN HARD. He's still single.
So what, I like being single. And they way I remember it you kept yelling "Obama Obama" so I know you liked it.
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> eLester Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A sock just stays in one place. For all they
> know,
> > it could be short and stubby. Girls are more
> > impressed when your thing extends down your
> thigh.
>
>
> The guy I lost my virginity to has a 3 inch dick
> WHEN HARD. He's still single.
So what, I like being single. And they way I remember it you kept yelling "Obama Obama" so I know you liked it.
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
Can't Get Laid Period
()
Date: March 23, 2014 11:50AM
Hiya.
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
adfafdssafsasfd
()
Date: March 23, 2014 11:54AM
thisisajokeright Wrote:
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> Stupid Advice Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > adsfasfasfdsf Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > How about being a nice guy and fun, instead
> of
> > > being "Stalker in training"? You'd have more
> > > success with women if you would stop stooping
> > to
> > > such lows. Cat food and Ice Cream really?
> > Really?
> > > That's your pick-up strategy?
> >
> > Be a nice guy? That's the dumbest advice ever.
> > Until women learn to appreciate nice men, that
> > won't work.
>
>
> I'd be more than willing to bet a woman with a
> cart full of cat food would react to a nicer guy
> than a pants-stuffing dick.
>
> BTW this thread... OP: A++
I've never had to put a sock down my pants. I can sing and have been known to be humorous on occasion, that's my secret for making a good impression with the ladies. Plus I'm real good in bed and can last a LONG time. Truly an impressive accomplishment for someone whose white. ;)
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> Stupid Advice Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > adsfasfasfdsf Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > How about being a nice guy and fun, instead
> of
> > > being "Stalker in training"? You'd have more
> > > success with women if you would stop stooping
> > to
> > > such lows. Cat food and Ice Cream really?
> > Really?
> > > That's your pick-up strategy?
> >
> > Be a nice guy? That's the dumbest advice ever.
> > Until women learn to appreciate nice men, that
> > won't work.
>
>
> I'd be more than willing to bet a woman with a
> cart full of cat food would react to a nicer guy
> than a pants-stuffing dick.
>
> BTW this thread... OP: A++
I've never had to put a sock down my pants. I can sing and have been known to be humorous on occasion, that's my secret for making a good impression with the ladies. Plus I'm real good in bed and can last a LONG time. Truly an impressive accomplishment for someone whose white. ;)
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
QueenBee
()
Date: March 23, 2014 12:17PM
adfafdssafsasfd Wrote:
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> I've never had to put a sock down my pants. I can
> sing and have been known to be humorous on
> occasion, that's my secret for making a good
> impression with the ladies. Plus I'm real good in
> bed and can last a LONG time. Truly an impressive
> accomplishment for someone whose white. ;)
Maybe its been truly impressive for the white men you sleep with, but lots of white men are awesome in bed.
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> I've never had to put a sock down my pants. I can
> sing and have been known to be humorous on
> occasion, that's my secret for making a good
> impression with the ladies. Plus I'm real good in
> bed and can last a LONG time. Truly an impressive
> accomplishment for someone whose white. ;)
Maybe its been truly impressive for the white men you sleep with, but lots of white men are awesome in bed.
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
thisisajokeright
()
Date: March 23, 2014 12:19PM
Gerrymanderer2. Wrote:
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> thisisajokeright Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > eLester Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > A sock just stays in one place. For all they
> > know,
> > > it could be short and stubby. Girls are more
> > > impressed when your thing extends down your
> > thigh.
> >
> >
> > The guy I lost my virginity to has a 3 inch
> dick
> > WHEN HARD. He's still single.
>
> So what, I like being single. And they way I
> remember it you kept yelling "Obama Obama" so I
> know you liked it.
Honey I hate to tell you this but I lost it in 2002...
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> thisisajokeright Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > eLester Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > A sock just stays in one place. For all they
> > know,
> > > it could be short and stubby. Girls are more
> > > impressed when your thing extends down your
> > thigh.
> >
> >
> > The guy I lost my virginity to has a 3 inch
> dick
> > WHEN HARD. He's still single.
>
> So what, I like being single. And they way I
> remember it you kept yelling "Obama Obama" so I
> know you liked it.
Honey I hate to tell you this but I lost it in 2002...
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
fairfax wegmans
()
Date: March 23, 2014 12:19PM
I fucked the juice sample lady at the front, she is old, but she knows how to fuck.
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
Jen Money
()
Date: March 23, 2014 12:28PM
Try the fairfax costco, you'll probably have more luck there
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
Can't Get Laid Anywhere
()
Date: March 23, 2014 12:32PM
Jen Money Wrote:
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> Try the fairfax costco, you'll probably have more
> luck there
Nope.
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> Try the fairfax costco, you'll probably have more
> luck there
Nope.
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
thisisajokeright
()
Date: March 23, 2014 12:34PM
How about the lamb center or the hobo camp off of 50/66?
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
Freaky MILF Sunday
()
Date: March 23, 2014 01:03PM
Wegman's? Screw that.
Go to the Chantilly WalMart on a Sunday and you'll find the real freaky and kinky MILFs and girls DTF. Sunday they're all horned up because they haven't gotten a good lay Saturday night. Especially if you like the hot Hispanic women or blondes.
Look for yoga pants and lots of cleavage. The bath section or produce section is good. I've pickup a couple of really kinky cougars from there. I was almost attacked by one lady. She said "SO.... what do you think about sex?" I was shocked but said "Very do able." She wasted not time and said "Let's go it been a while."
Go to the Chantilly WalMart on a Sunday and you'll find the real freaky and kinky MILFs and girls DTF. Sunday they're all horned up because they haven't gotten a good lay Saturday night. Especially if you like the hot Hispanic women or blondes.
Look for yoga pants and lots of cleavage. The bath section or produce section is good. I've pickup a couple of really kinky cougars from there. I was almost attacked by one lady. She said "SO.... what do you think about sex?" I was shocked but said "Very do able." She wasted not time and said "Let's go it been a while."
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
Kimmy
()
Date: March 23, 2014 01:40PM
I'll admit I've hooked from meeting a guy a WalMart. Sometimes you want some freaky with no attachment or drama.
It's very liberating and soooooooooooooo much better than any Spa massage. Why get teased with a Spa massage when you can have the whole enchilada. :)
It's very liberating and soooooooooooooo much better than any Spa massage. Why get teased with a Spa massage when you can have the whole enchilada. :)
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
thisisajokeright
()
Date: March 23, 2014 01:56PM
There you go, hardupdude. Go hang out at walmart. Kimmy sounds willing, ready and able. I'm sure she'd give you a good time!!
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
Big One
()
Date: March 23, 2014 02:16PM
I have a feeling hardupdude and Kimmy are on different pages. I don't see a lot of heavy fat women going to the spa which Kimmy indicates she does on occasion.
Kimmy sounds like she could get some strange any place and can choose.
Kimmy sounds like she could get some strange any place and can choose.
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
Big One
()
Date: March 23, 2014 02:18PM
As for Wegman's vs Costco vs WalMart. My money would be on Walmart being the best place to pickup a quickly strange no strings attached Spring fling.
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
thisisajokeright
()
Date: March 23, 2014 02:32PM
Big One Wrote:
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> I have a feeling hardupdude and Kimmy are on
> different pages. I don't see a lot of heavy fat
> women going to the spa which Kimmy indicates she
> does on occasion.
>
> Kimmy sounds like she could get some strange any
> place and can choose.
She picks ppl up at walmart.. Walmart.
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> I have a feeling hardupdude and Kimmy are on
> different pages. I don't see a lot of heavy fat
> women going to the spa which Kimmy indicates she
> does on occasion.
>
> Kimmy sounds like she could get some strange any
> place and can choose.
She picks ppl up at walmart.. Walmart.
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
emPWX
()
Date: March 23, 2014 02:47PM
I'm betting the crowd at Wegmans is too priss and proper to get horizontal.
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
tacobell
()
Date: March 23, 2014 03:30PM
cougars don't want a permanent relationship. Say something about how your wife is out of town and you are thinking of making taco night and can she help you out. If she's up for some fun she'll take the hint and you can bang her in the backseat of your car.
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
Mr. Elemental
()
Date: March 23, 2014 03:47PM
thisisajokeright Wrote:
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> eLester Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A sock just stays in one place. For all they
> know,
> > it could be short and stubby. Girls are more
> > impressed when your thing extends down your
> thigh.
>
>
> The guy I lost my virginity to has a 3 inch dick
> WHEN HARD. He's still single.
If you waited till you out of elementary school, you would've had more choices.
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> eLester Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A sock just stays in one place. For all they
> know,
> > it could be short and stubby. Girls are more
> > impressed when your thing extends down your
> thigh.
>
>
> The guy I lost my virginity to has a 3 inch dick
> WHEN HARD. He's still single.
If you waited till you out of elementary school, you would've had more choices.
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
Mr Fairfax
()
Date: March 23, 2014 04:51PM
emPWX Wrote:
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> I'm betting the crowd at Wegmans is too priss and
> proper to get horizontal.
I can't see it happening at Wegmans either. Now Costco or Walmart with some horny housewife, Asian or Hispanic... oh hell yes.
100% right on the cougars in this area. Pretty much they've have\had their "relationship" and they just want a crazy night of wild sex.
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> I'm betting the crowd at Wegmans is too priss and
> proper to get horizontal.
I can't see it happening at Wegmans either. Now Costco or Walmart with some horny housewife, Asian or Hispanic... oh hell yes.
100% right on the cougars in this area. Pretty much they've have\had their "relationship" and they just want a crazy night of wild sex.
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
thisisajokeright
()
Date: March 23, 2014 04:58PM
Mr. Elemental Wrote:
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> thisisajokeright Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > eLester Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > A sock just stays in one place. For all they
> > know,
> > > it could be short and stubby. Girls are more
> > > impressed when your thing extends down your
> > thigh.
> >
> >
> > The guy I lost my virginity to has a 3 inch
> dick
> > WHEN HARD. He's still single.
>
> If you waited till you out of elementary school,
> you would've had more choices.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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> thisisajokeright Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > eLester Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > A sock just stays in one place. For all they
> > know,
> > > it could be short and stubby. Girls are more
> > > impressed when your thing extends down your
> > thigh.
> >
> >
> > The guy I lost my virginity to has a 3 inch
> dick
> > WHEN HARD. He's still single.
>
> If you waited till you out of elementary school,
> you would've had more choices.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
........
()
Date: March 23, 2014 05:08PM
Another tip...For God's sake guys do something about your breath. I hear more complaints from female coworkers about their dates having breath like a dog.
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
Cigar Man
()
Date: March 23, 2014 05:37PM
........ Wrote:
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> Another tip...For God's sake guys do something
> about your breath. I hear more complaints from
> female coworkers about their dates having breath
> like a dog.
I suppose next you'll tell us we can't smoke cigars on the first date too. This Fairfax county guy can do what they want.
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> Another tip...For God's sake guys do something
> about your breath. I hear more complaints from
> female coworkers about their dates having breath
> like a dog.
I suppose next you'll tell us we can't smoke cigars on the first date too. This Fairfax county guy can do what they want.
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
people are strange
()
Date: March 23, 2014 05:44PM
is this a common thing for this area? picking up women at a grocery store?
i repeat - a grocery store?
i repeat - a grocery store?
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
Full of It
()
Date: March 23, 2014 06:23PM
people are strange Wrote:
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> is this a common thing for this area? picking up
> women at a grocery store?
>
> i repeat - a grocery store?
It's a good bet that 90% of these guys are full of shit.
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> is this a common thing for this area? picking up
> women at a grocery store?
>
> i repeat - a grocery store?
It's a good bet that 90% of these guys are full of shit.
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
Bananaman2
()
Date: March 23, 2014 06:24PM
Smallish bananas work much better than socks in my experience. Hang it from your briefs with a bit of string and tuck it to one side.
Ditching it can be an issue of course..
Not saying socks don't work but at higher end places like wegmans they can usually sniff out a sock stuffer.
Ditching it can be an issue of course..
Not saying socks don't work but at higher end places like wegmans they can usually sniff out a sock stuffer.
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
HMMM
()
Date: March 24, 2014 07:32AM
Kimmy Wrote:
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> I'll admit I've hooked from meeting a guy a
> WalMart. Sometimes you want some freaky with no
> attachment or drama.
>
> It's very liberating and soooooooooooooo much
> better than any Spa massage. Why get teased with
> a Spa massage when you can have the whole
> enchilada. :)
I hate Wal Mart in general, but the times I have been in any Wal Mart, the women are generally, quite stout (as in fat) and God forbid they'd be wearing yoga pants which some do. often times they are dragging around 2 or 3 kids under 6. not what I'd call a target rich environment. Wegmans does draw a more desireable clientele.
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> I'll admit I've hooked from meeting a guy a
> WalMart. Sometimes you want some freaky with no
> attachment or drama.
>
> It's very liberating and soooooooooooooo much
> better than any Spa massage. Why get teased with
> a Spa massage when you can have the whole
> enchilada. :)
I hate Wal Mart in general, but the times I have been in any Wal Mart, the women are generally, quite stout (as in fat) and God forbid they'd be wearing yoga pants which some do. often times they are dragging around 2 or 3 kids under 6. not what I'd call a target rich environment. Wegmans does draw a more desireable clientele.
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
OutOfTowner
()
Date: March 24, 2014 09:12AM
So found this thread after searching for getting laid at Wegmans in attempt to locate the chick I scored at Wegmans with three weeks ago. Mind you I live in Chicago and was just visiting for a weeding, but I had no clue how easy chicks from Fairfax are.
So anyone here fuck a Chicago guy three weeks ago after getting picked up at Wegmans? Haha
So anyone here fuck a Chicago guy three weeks ago after getting picked up at Wegmans? Haha
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
and by
()
Date: March 24, 2014 09:59AM
> is this a common thing for this area? picking up women at a grocery store?
>
> i repeat - a grocery store?
It's good enough for the Fonz.
>
> i repeat - a grocery store?
It's good enough for the Fonz.
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
Mystery Pick-Up Artist
()
Date: March 24, 2014 10:04AM
You need a good opening line.
Spot a hottie in the beer or wine section and go up to them. You know they're looking for a good time. Just say "You want a beer. It don't cost nothin'."
Spot a hottie in the beer or wine section and go up to them. You know they're looking for a good time. Just say "You want a beer. It don't cost nothin'."
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
496
()
Date: March 24, 2014 10:41AM
When you see a cougar examining a cucumber or zucchini say "mine's bigger".
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
Weeding?
()
Date: March 24, 2014 12:08PM
OutOfTowner Wrote:
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> Mind you I live in Chicago and was just visiting for a
> weeding, but I had no clue how easy chicks from
> Fairfax are.
>
What's a "Weeding"? Is that Chicagoese for "I can't spell worth shit"?
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> Mind you I live in Chicago and was just visiting for a
> weeding, but I had no clue how easy chicks from
> Fairfax are.
>
What's a "Weeding"? Is that Chicagoese for "I can't spell worth shit"?
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
thisisajokeright
()
Date: March 24, 2014 12:17PM
Weeding? Wrote:
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> OutOfTowner Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mind you I live in Chicago and was just visiting
> for a
> > weeding, but I had no clue how easy chicks from
> > Fairfax are.
> >
>
> What's a "Weeding"? Is that Chicagoese for "I
> can't spell worth shit"?
In all fairness the rest of the sentence was executed perfectly.
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> OutOfTowner Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mind you I live in Chicago and was just visiting
> for a
> > weeding, but I had no clue how easy chicks from
> > Fairfax are.
> >
>
> What's a "Weeding"? Is that Chicagoese for "I
> can't spell worth shit"?
In all fairness the rest of the sentence was executed perfectly.
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
adsfadsfafasfdafs
()
Date: March 24, 2014 12:33PM
thisisajokeright Wrote:
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> Weeding? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > OutOfTowner Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Mind you I live in Chicago and was just
> visiting
> > for a
> > > weeding, but I had no clue how easy chicks
> from
> > > Fairfax are.
> > >
> >
> > What's a "Weeding"? Is that Chicagoese for "I
> > can't spell worth shit"?
>
> In all fairness the rest of the sentence was
> executed perfectly.
He was "Weeding" out the cougars. LOL
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> Weeding? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > OutOfTowner Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Mind you I live in Chicago and was just
> visiting
> > for a
> > > weeding, but I had no clue how easy chicks
> from
> > > Fairfax are.
> > >
> >
> > What's a "Weeding"? Is that Chicagoese for "I
> > can't spell worth shit"?
>
> In all fairness the rest of the sentence was
> executed perfectly.
He was "Weeding" out the cougars. LOL
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
sallyjames112
()
Date: March 24, 2014 07:01PM
"Maybe its been truly impressive for the white men you sleep with, but lots of white men are awesome in bed."
What a load of horsecrap. White men are horrible in bed. They have small peni and their hearts are pure blacken evil. I'd had some experiences with white men and I would never go near them again. I am truly glad they are a dying race.
What a load of horsecrap. White men are horrible in bed. They have small peni and their hearts are pure blacken evil. I'd had some experiences with white men and I would never go near them again. I am truly glad they are a dying race.
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
hardupdude
()
Date: March 24, 2014 08:41PM
Gotdang, I need to keep trying. It sounds like the strange is out there, but I just can't find it. I'm thinking of trying a sock AND a carrot. Can't hurt.
Yoga pants, visible cleavage, and some squash and cat food in the cart. Here goes nothing.
Yoga pants, visible cleavage, and some squash and cat food in the cart. Here goes nothing.
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
thisisajokeright
()
Date: March 24, 2014 08:55PM
Take pix hardup. And god speed!
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
Stephen Bishop
()
Date: March 24, 2014 09:26PM
Or go up to that hottie in the fruit section and serenade her with "I Gave My Love a Cherry".
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
M94FW
()
Date: March 25, 2014 12:37PM
hardupdude Wrote:
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> Gotdang, I need to keep trying. It sounds like
> the strange is out there, but I just can't find
> it. I'm thinking of trying a sock AND a carrot.
> Can't hurt.
>
> Yoga pants, visible cleavage, and some squash and
> cat food in the cart. Here goes nothing.
Or you can stock up on "Beef" from the deli section.
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> Gotdang, I need to keep trying. It sounds like
> the strange is out there, but I just can't find
> it. I'm thinking of trying a sock AND a carrot.
> Can't hurt.
>
> Yoga pants, visible cleavage, and some squash and
> cat food in the cart. Here goes nothing.
Or you can stock up on "Beef" from the deli section.
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
Real Man
()
Date: March 25, 2014 01:51PM
I was just at Walmart over the and the far left back corner of the food section was LOADED with hot chicks in yoga pants. A couple of unbelievable hot asian chicks in oga pant and some hot MILFs that diffidently want to get laid and ready to hookup.
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
Dreamy Hookup!
()
Date: March 25, 2014 02:05PM
Yum!
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Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
hoes
()
Date: March 25, 2014 04:54PM
All I see at the one in Sterling are fat armed housewives who think their reverse mullet haircut makes them looks sexy.
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
Der
()
Date: March 25, 2014 06:11PM
hoes Wrote:
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> All I see at the one in Sterling are fat armed
> housewives who think their reverse mullet haircut
> makes them looks sexy.
In Chantilly they are pretty hot in yoga pants and workout gear.
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> All I see at the one in Sterling are fat armed
> housewives who think their reverse mullet haircut
> makes them looks sexy.
In Chantilly they are pretty hot in yoga pants and workout gear.
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
MelJamison612
()
Date: March 26, 2014 02:59AM
white men dont kno how to fuck, hands down, im 27, and trust me, just go for anyone else, black men, asians, latino men, anyone, white men have the smallest penis in my opinion....ughh they are so disappointing. All talk, no action...
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
MellyMel
()
Date: March 26, 2014 06:41AM
MelJamison612 Wrote:
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> white men dont kno how to fuck, hands down, im 27,
> and trust me, just go for anyone else, black men,
> asians, latino men, anyone, white men have the
> smallest penis in my opinion....ughh they are so
> disappointing. All talk, no action...
But your a guy having gay sex with gay men, so no one cares.
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> white men dont kno how to fuck, hands down, im 27,
> and trust me, just go for anyone else, black men,
> asians, latino men, anyone, white men have the
> smallest penis in my opinion....ughh they are so
> disappointing. All talk, no action...
But your a guy having gay sex with gay men, so no one cares.
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
Greybeard
()
Date: March 27, 2014 12:06AM
Real Man Wrote:
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> I was just at Walmart over the and the far left
> back corner of the food section was LOADED with
> hot chicks in yoga pants. A couple of
> unbelievable hot asian chicks in oga pant and some
> hot MILFs that diffidently want to get laid and
> ready to hookup.
Not sure I'd want someone who "diffidently" wants to get laid...sounds cold.
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> I was just at Walmart over the and the far left
> back corner of the food section was LOADED with
> hot chicks in yoga pants. A couple of
> unbelievable hot asian chicks in oga pant and some
> hot MILFs that diffidently want to get laid and
> ready to hookup.
Not sure I'd want someone who "diffidently" wants to get laid...sounds cold.
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
speakersummer
()
Date: March 03, 2016 04:55PM
Lol melJamison, I'm not White
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
go for it
()
Date: March 05, 2016 06:08PM
Asian women are the easiest lays if you are a half way decent looking white guy.
Just chat them up, show some real interest, be empathetic and you will score!
Now they are not always the best lay but they do try and please.
Just chat them up, show some real interest, be empathetic and you will score!
Now they are not always the best lay but they do try and please.
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
i wonder
()
Date: March 06, 2016 06:10AM
go for it Wrote:
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> Asian women are the easiest lays if you are a half
> way decent looking white guy.
>
> Just chat them up, show some real interest, be
> empathetic and you will score!
> Now they are not always the best lay but they do
> try and please.
I wonder why this is? why only white guys?
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> Asian women are the easiest lays if you are a half
> way decent looking white guy.
>
> Just chat them up, show some real interest, be
> empathetic and you will score!
> Now they are not always the best lay but they do
> try and please.
I wonder why this is? why only white guys?
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
element
()
Date: March 06, 2016 06:30AM
(all in jest! this may or may not work who knows!)
Try putting expensive cuts of meat, fine wines, veggies, etc in your cart while you chat up women.
You don't have to actually check out with it (but be nice and put it back in the right spot if you strike out!)....it just makes you LOOK like you have money.
If you have a cart with a single pack of chicken and a bag of rice and that's it....you won't get any play!!!
FOLLOW THE MONEY....LOL.
Try putting expensive cuts of meat, fine wines, veggies, etc in your cart while you chat up women.
You don't have to actually check out with it (but be nice and put it back in the right spot if you strike out!)....it just makes you LOOK like you have money.
If you have a cart with a single pack of chicken and a bag of rice and that's it....you won't get any play!!!
FOLLOW THE MONEY....LOL.
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
Eric Stratton
()
Date: March 06, 2016 11:24AM
The way to get laid is to hang out at the cucumber display and make small talk.
Re: can't get laid at Wegmans
Posted by:
sara_macnasty
()
Date: March 07, 2016 12:21AM
Look for the ones Wrote:
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> Who have ice cream and cat food in their carts on
> Saturday Nite.
The ice cream is for kitty. The cat food is for cougar babe. They must have strange tastes if they'd sleep with you.
If you've got a real job and can afford it, try the Fair Lakes Whole Foods. It's the second largest in the U.S. behind Austin. Single women shopping there might need your salami but they don't need your money.
Maybe they're Parkour Girl from the Bold Guy series. If you can catch them,
you can have them.
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> Who have ice cream and cat food in their carts on
> Saturday Nite.
The ice cream is for kitty. The cat food is for cougar babe. They must have strange tastes if they'd sleep with you.
If you've got a real job and can afford it, try the Fair Lakes Whole Foods. It's the second largest in the U.S. behind Austin. Single women shopping there might need your salami but they don't need your money.
Maybe they're Parkour Girl from the Bold Guy series. If you can catch them,
you can have them.