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Where they at?
Posted by: MILFs in Fairfax ()
Date: September 06, 2015 05:07PM

Looking to go MILF hunting. I saw the thread talking about Home Depot & shit but where else they at? Any hottie single MILFs that are like waitresses and shit that will be like easy to pick up and shit??????

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Re: Where they at?
Posted by: Evckdo ()
Date: September 07, 2015 06:33AM

They have to be somewhere round here

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Re: Where they at?
Posted by: Vbu ()
Date: September 07, 2015 04:03PM

Try the Chilis on route 1

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Re: Where they at?
Posted by: ignorant nigger ()
Date: September 07, 2015 05:35PM

I think you mean, "Where are they"?, not "Where they at"?
You stupid nigger!

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Re: Where they at?
Posted by: Gag Me ()
Date: September 08, 2015 12:08AM

Just reading that makes my flesh crawl. You have zero - repeat ZERO - chance of scoring. And shit.

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Re: Where they at?
Posted by: Jerome ()
Date: September 08, 2015 07:19AM

MILFs in Fairfax Wrote:
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> Looking to go MILF hunting. I saw the thread
> talking about Home Depot & shit but where else
> they at? Any hottie single MILFs that are like
> waitresses and shit that will be like easy to pick
> up and shit??????

Any single moms that OP is like to meet are gonna weigh in the 200lb+ range and be a challenge to pick up, literally.

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Re: Where they at?
Posted by: Piggly Wiggly ()
Date: September 08, 2015 03:52PM

Grocery stores. Any suburban grocery store.

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Re: Where they at?
Posted by: Are these ripe? ()
Date: September 08, 2015 03:54PM

Piggly Wiggly Wrote:
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> Grocery stores. Any suburban grocery store.

Wegmans is loaded with MILFs

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Re: Where they at?
Posted by: Loudoun Joe ()
Date: February 02, 2016 09:51PM

Stopped by the Ashburn Whole Foods this week. Wow! The MILF quotient is high, but good luck picking any up. These ladies are a whole new level. Hot as shit, but have well to do husbands on lock down that they aren't going to jeopardize fucking around on unless its for a trade up. Any MILF hunters are going to need to bring a Pro-level A game to this market. Money, Brad Pitt looks, and a big dick. Your going to need at least 2 of these 3 things to score.

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Re: Where they at?
Posted by: WSH LAX platinum ()
Date: February 02, 2016 10:02PM

I'm there, dude! You wish you had my life, but my parents have so much money this'll be like shooting a fox's glove! I'm on lockdown for so-called "sexual acting out" at school but I know how to deal. I'm on it in my Dad's Miata!

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Re: Where they at?
Posted by: Augiedog ()
Date: February 03, 2016 05:17AM

Chik-fel-a dude the mamas all have lunch together while the kids go play.

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Ya think?
Posted by: Me!!!!! ()
Date: February 03, 2016 06:09AM

Chick - Fellate ?

Probably a field of heffers.

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Re: Where they at?
Posted by: Realistically... ()
Date: February 03, 2016 07:08AM

Loudoun Joe Wrote:
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> Money, Brad Pitt looks, and a big dick. Your going to need
> at least 2 of these 3 things to score.

It would probably help if you were over the age of 14 also.

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