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The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
TowerClub
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Date: March 14, 2014 11:47PM
Can anyone please tell me what the membership costs are. I can't find any pricing online.
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
Rockhound
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Date: March 15, 2014 12:11AM
It's more about being selected than your ability to afford. Not everyone can just join.
Posted by:
chuckhoffmann
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Date: March 15, 2014 12:39AM
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/23/2014 09:15AM by chuckhoffmann.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/23/2014 09:15AM by chuckhoffmann.
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
Rockhound
()
Date: March 15, 2014 12:53AM
There is a garage close-by where you can park for $5.
But you can't just join because you have enough clout.
But you can't just join because you have enough clout.
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
Notta Douche
()
Date: March 15, 2014 05:28AM
Out of curiousity I just checked out their website. I can honestly say that is the type of place I would never frequent, full of people I have no desire to associate with.
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Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
unfairfax
()
Date: March 15, 2014 06:33AM
I've looked into it. It's basically an overpriced wanna-be "skull and crossbones" type of club for rich old white men. Paying for the privledge to say they belong to a group of other rich old white men.
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
Don't be a racist dick
()
Date: March 15, 2014 07:55AM
unfairfax Wrote:
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> I've looked into it. It's basically an overpriced
> wanna-be "skull and crossbones" type of club for
> rich old white men. Paying for the privledge to
> say they belong to a group of other rich old white
> men.
What's wrong with any of those cross sections of humanity? Don't be a bigot, faggot.
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> I've looked into it. It's basically an overpriced
> wanna-be "skull and crossbones" type of club for
> rich old white men. Paying for the privledge to
> say they belong to a group of other rich old white
> men.
What's wrong with any of those cross sections of humanity? Don't be a bigot, faggot.
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
PTNeJ
()
Date: March 15, 2014 08:08AM
Build it and they will come. And ignore the fact that it's in a suburban shopping district. Still exclusive, right? If you have enough tacky wall paneling.
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: March 15, 2014 08:16AM
PTNeJ Wrote:
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> Build it and they will come. And ignore the fact
> that it's in a suburban shopping district. Still
> exclusive, right? If you have enough tacky wall
> paneling.
LOL +1
Why would anyone join this Tower Club over places like the Alibi Club or Cosmos Club in DC....
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> Build it and they will come. And ignore the fact
> that it's in a suburban shopping district. Still
> exclusive, right? If you have enough tacky wall
> paneling.
LOL +1
Why would anyone join this Tower Club over places like the Alibi Club or Cosmos Club in DC....
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
BrianSchoeneman
()
Date: March 15, 2014 08:39AM
I'm a member. The monthly fee is pretty reasonable - something like $200 a month. Food is great, parking is never an issue. I wish I got over there more often.
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
Mick
()
Date: March 15, 2014 08:42AM
eesh Wrote:
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> PTNeJ Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Build it and they will come. And ignore the
> fact
> > that it's in a suburban shopping district.
> Still
> > exclusive, right? If you have enough tacky
> wall
> > paneling.
>
>
>
> LOL +1
>
> Why would anyone join this Tower Club over places
> like the Alibi Club or Cosmos Club in DC....
Because those clubs are for people who have made it. Tower Club is for wannabees.
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> PTNeJ Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Build it and they will come. And ignore the
> fact
> > that it's in a suburban shopping district.
> Still
> > exclusive, right? If you have enough tacky
> wall
> > paneling.
>
>
>
> LOL +1
>
> Why would anyone join this Tower Club over places
> like the Alibi Club or Cosmos Club in DC....
Because those clubs are for people who have made it. Tower Club is for wannabees.
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
groucho
()
Date: March 15, 2014 08:55AM
I wouldn't join any club that would have me as a member.
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
Microstrategy
()
Date: March 15, 2014 09:25AM
Not a big fan of these clubs but I've been there and the food was good. I know some Microstrategy guys who joked that the Tower Club wouldn't take Microstrategy guys. This was back when they had an office next door.
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
cosmic age
()
Date: March 15, 2014 10:02AM
Mick Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > PTNeJ Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Build it and they will come. And ignore the
> > fact
> > > that it's in a suburban shopping district.
> > Still
> > > exclusive, right? If you have enough tacky
> > wall
> > > paneling.
> >
> >
> >
> > LOL +1
> >
> > Why would anyone join this Tower Club over
> places
> > like the Alibi Club or Cosmos Club in DC....
>
>
>
> Because those clubs are for people who have
> made it. Tower Club is for wannabees.
The Cosmos Club is for people who made it decades ago in previous centuries. They are in their 80's, 90's and older. The Tower Club has a much younger demographic.
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > PTNeJ Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Build it and they will come. And ignore the
> > fact
> > > that it's in a suburban shopping district.
> > Still
> > > exclusive, right? If you have enough tacky
> > wall
> > > paneling.
> >
> >
> >
> > LOL +1
> >
> > Why would anyone join this Tower Club over
> places
> > like the Alibi Club or Cosmos Club in DC....
>
>
>
> Because those clubs are for people who have
> made it. Tower Club is for wannabees.
The Cosmos Club is for people who made it decades ago in previous centuries. They are in their 80's, 90's and older. The Tower Club has a much younger demographic.
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
Sheesh!!!
()
Date: March 15, 2014 06:32PM
Membership in the Alibi Club is anonymous and is limited to fifty. Admission is possible only through the unanimous vote of the 49 members remaining after an existing member dies. The Tower Club is a corporate replica of the gentlemen's club experience. It's no more exclusive than an upscale golf or tennis club. Got money and friends? You're in.
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
...in the 22039
()
Date: March 15, 2014 07:58PM
I have never had any issue with parking, and the food is great!
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
Burning Tree Country Club
()
Date: March 15, 2014 10:30PM
Ah yes...The Tower Club. That's where MY members take a shit.
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
Mortimer
()
Date: March 15, 2014 11:06PM
If you're a member (or hoping to become a member) of the Tower Club, you're almost certainly a douchebag grade-A, friendless, BMW-driving prick wannabe poseur with an inferiority complex. You know you're a loser and wish you weren't, but can't do anything about it. People are polite around you, but hate your guts, laugh at you behind your back, and have no respect for you.
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
from yelp
()
Date: March 15, 2014 11:11PM
Food was underwhelming and disappointing--a downright contrast to the snooty atmosphere.
Yep, exactly what I would expect.
Yep, exactly what I would expect.
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
BrianSchoeneman
()
Date: March 16, 2014 09:30PM
Mortimer Wrote:
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> If you're a member (or hoping to become a member)
> of the Tower Club, you're almost certainly a
> douchebag grade-A, friendless, BMW-driving prick
> wannabe poseur with an inferiority complex. You
> know you're a loser and wish you weren't, but
> can't do anything about it. People are polite
> around you, but hate your guts, laugh at you
> behind your back, and have no respect for you.
I drive a Chevy, but the rest is accurate.
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> If you're a member (or hoping to become a member)
> of the Tower Club, you're almost certainly a
> douchebag grade-A, friendless, BMW-driving prick
> wannabe poseur with an inferiority complex. You
> know you're a loser and wish you weren't, but
> can't do anything about it. People are polite
> around you, but hate your guts, laugh at you
> behind your back, and have no respect for you.
I drive a Chevy, but the rest is accurate.
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
food critic
()
Date: March 16, 2014 10:15PM
It's not too bad. A couple times the veggies have been overcooked, and once I got a steak that was real sinewey and chewey, and they brought me something else which was ok.
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
Charley McCarthy
()
Date: March 16, 2014 10:20PM
Mortimer Wrote:
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> If you're a member (or hoping to become a member)
> of the Tower Club, you're almost certainly a
> douchebag grade-A, friendless, BMW-driving prick
> wannabe poseur with an inferiority complex. You
> know you're a loser and wish you weren't, but
> can't do anything about it. People are polite
> around you, but hate your guts, laugh at you
> behind your back, and have no respect for you.
Sorry you got black balled Morty.
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> If you're a member (or hoping to become a member)
> of the Tower Club, you're almost certainly a
> douchebag grade-A, friendless, BMW-driving prick
> wannabe poseur with an inferiority complex. You
> know you're a loser and wish you weren't, but
> can't do anything about it. People are polite
> around you, but hate your guts, laugh at you
> behind your back, and have no respect for you.
Sorry you got black balled Morty.
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
NiggerWhat
()
Date: March 16, 2014 11:26PM
Sheesh!!! Wrote:
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> Membership in the Alibi Club is anonymous and is
> limited to fifty. Admission is possible only
> through the unanimous vote of the 49 members
> remaining after an existing member dies. The
> Tower Club is a corporate replica of the
> gentlemen's club experience. It's no more
> exclusive than an upscale golf or tennis club. Got
> money and friends? You're in.
It's not even that exclusive. If you're up the corporate chain at any of the major firms in the Tyson's Area, it's not hard to join. It's mainly breakfasts, lunches, and speakers.
Not like the Metropolitan Club downtown (where I am a member) or the City Tavern Club (where I was a member in my youth) where you are mingling with the tall poppies over drinks. Cosmos Club is for old smart people...
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> Membership in the Alibi Club is anonymous and is
> limited to fifty. Admission is possible only
> through the unanimous vote of the 49 members
> remaining after an existing member dies. The
> Tower Club is a corporate replica of the
> gentlemen's club experience. It's no more
> exclusive than an upscale golf or tennis club. Got
> money and friends? You're in.
It's not even that exclusive. If you're up the corporate chain at any of the major firms in the Tyson's Area, it's not hard to join. It's mainly breakfasts, lunches, and speakers.
Not like the Metropolitan Club downtown (where I am a member) or the City Tavern Club (where I was a member in my youth) where you are mingling with the tall poppies over drinks. Cosmos Club is for old smart people...
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
Judge Smales
()
Date: March 16, 2014 11:35PM
TowerClub Wrote:
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> Can anyone please tell me what the membership
> costs are. I can't find any pricing online.
Some people just " don't belong."
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> Can anyone please tell me what the membership
> costs are. I can't find any pricing online.
Some people just " don't belong."
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
former MS guy
()
Date: March 16, 2014 11:40PM
Microstrategy Wrote:
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> Not a big fan of these clubs but I've been there
> and the food was good. I know some Microstrategy
> guys who joked that the Tower Club wouldn't take
> Microstrategy guys. This was back when they had an
> office next door.
I was working at MS back when they were located at Towers Crescent Drive. Those Tower Club snooty brat pack types were all the same- balding, wives not putting out, and all drove fast cars.
It was clear then they don't take MS guys into their homo club.
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> Not a big fan of these clubs but I've been there
> and the food was good. I know some Microstrategy
> guys who joked that the Tower Club wouldn't take
> Microstrategy guys. This was back when they had an
> office next door.
I was working at MS back when they were located at Towers Crescent Drive. Those Tower Club snooty brat pack types were all the same- balding, wives not putting out, and all drove fast cars.
It was clear then they don't take MS guys into their homo club.
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
if you have to ask
()
Date: March 28, 2014 11:11AM
if you have to ask... you can afford it.
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
Robb
()
Date: December 04, 2014 11:18AM
The club is a great place to work and meet with customers and other employees. If you work from home Tyson's is the perfect spot. I think its a cheap date, but that is up to the indv.
I use the club alot, mostly for a cup of coffee, free wi-fi, follow-up calls and a clean bathroom.
I use the club alot, mostly for a cup of coffee, free wi-fi, follow-up calls and a clean bathroom.
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
Roy...
()
Date: December 04, 2014 11:24AM
Robb Wrote:
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> I use the club alot, mostly for a cup of coffee,
> free wi-fi, follow-up calls and a clean bathroom.
Since I work downtown, I just use the East Wing of the White House for that sort of thing. The food there is great.
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> I use the club alot, mostly for a cup of coffee,
> free wi-fi, follow-up calls and a clean bathroom.
Since I work downtown, I just use the East Wing of the White House for that sort of thing. The food there is great.
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
Barry "O"
()
Date: December 04, 2014 12:37PM
I use the Resolute desk myself!
Fuck all you LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!
Roy... Wrote:
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> Since I work downtown, I just use the East Wing of
> the White House for that sort of thing. The food
> there is great.
Fuck all you LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!
Roy... Wrote:
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> Since I work downtown, I just use the East Wing of
> the White House for that sort of thing. The food
> there is great.
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
Meade H Skelton
()
Date: December 04, 2014 12:37PM
Does this tower club need a musician?
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
Capitan Obvious
()
Date: December 04, 2014 01:22PM
Tower Club Tysons Corner
Choose a membership type that best fits your lifestyle and apply now! If you need assistance, just give our membership director a call.
MEMBERSHIPS MONTHLY DUES
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+ Local Benefits (Capital Society)
+ Worldwide Travel Benefits (Signature Gold) $259 Apply Now
Young Executive (under 40)
+ Local Benefits (Capital Society)
+ Worldwide Travel Benefits (Signature Gold) $199 Apply Now
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+ Local Benefits (Capital Society) $209 Apply Now
Young Executive (under 40)
+ Local Benefits (Capital Society) $149 Apply Now
Choose a membership type that best fits your lifestyle and apply now! If you need assistance, just give our membership director a call.
MEMBERSHIPS MONTHLY DUES
Capital Society
+ Local Benefits (Capital Society)
+ Worldwide Travel Benefits (Signature Gold) $259 Apply Now
Young Executive (under 40)
+ Local Benefits (Capital Society)
+ Worldwide Travel Benefits (Signature Gold) $199 Apply Now
Capital Society
+ Local Benefits (Capital Society) $209 Apply Now
Young Executive (under 40)
+ Local Benefits (Capital Society) $149 Apply Now
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
LetsRock
()
Date: December 04, 2014 02:47PM
BrianSchoeneman Wrote:
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> I'm a member. The monthly fee is pretty reasonable
> - something like $200 a month. Food is great,
> parking is never an issue. I wish I got over there
> more often.
I went by once for a quote for my wedding reception. They wanted $9K for the afternoon. I flew the family to St Lucia for the wedding and reception instead. It was a lot cheaper.
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> I'm a member. The monthly fee is pretty reasonable
> - something like $200 a month. Food is great,
> parking is never an issue. I wish I got over there
> more often.
I went by once for a quote for my wedding reception. They wanted $9K for the afternoon. I flew the family to St Lucia for the wedding and reception instead. It was a lot cheaper.
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
Tower Club Member and UVrAper
()
Date: December 05, 2014 06:20AM
Only Thurston Howell the third types and UVA frat boy rapists are allowed to join. The Sunday brunch rape crepes are to die for.
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
Self-loathing white people
()
Date: December 05, 2014 09:23AM
unfairfax Wrote:
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> I've looked into it. It's basically an overpriced
> wanna-be "skull and crossbones" type of club for
> rich old white men. Paying for the privledge to
> say they belong to a group of other rich old white
> men.
Would it somehow be better if it were a group of old black men?
Its funny how many white people have begun using "white" as a negative adjective.
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> I've looked into it. It's basically an overpriced
> wanna-be "skull and crossbones" type of club for
> rich old white men. Paying for the privledge to
> say they belong to a group of other rich old white
> men.
Would it somehow be better if it were a group of old black men?
Its funny how many white people have begun using "white" as a negative adjective.
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
What a surprise...
()
Date: December 05, 2014 09:49AM
Self-loathing white people Wrote:
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> Its funny how many white people have begun using
> "white" as a negative adjective.
Yeah, "Republican" too. Lotta reaping what you sew going on here.
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> Its funny how many white people have begun using
> "white" as a negative adjective.
Yeah, "Republican" too. Lotta reaping what you sew going on here.
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
huh????
()
Date: December 05, 2014 10:09AM
What a surprise... Wrote:
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> Self-loathing white people Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Its funny how many white people have begun
> using
> > "white" as a negative adjective.
>
> Yeah, "Republican" too. Lotta reaping what you
> sew going on here.
How do you reap something you sew?
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> Self-loathing white people Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Its funny how many white people have begun
> using
> > "white" as a negative adjective.
>
> Yeah, "Republican" too. Lotta reaping what you
> sew going on here.
How do you reap something you sew?
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
Pull yourself together
()
Date: December 05, 2014 10:14AM
huh???? Wrote:
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> How do you reap something you sew?
Typo much?
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> How do you reap something you sew?
Typo much?
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
huh????
()
Date: December 05, 2014 10:23AM
Pull yourself together Wrote:
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> huh???? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How do you reap something you sew?
>
> Typo much?
"e" is too far away on a keyboard from "o" to be a typo. More likely a moron typed the statement.
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> huh???? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How do you reap something you sew?
>
> Typo much?
"e" is too far away on a keyboard from "o" to be a typo. More likely a moron typed the statement.
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
Stupid shit
()
Date: December 05, 2014 10:31AM
huh???? Wrote:
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> "e" is too far away on a keyboard from "o" to be a
> typo. More likely a moron typed the statement.
Look up homophones. Ooops, sorry -- those are words that sound the same. Like to and too, or there, their, and they're. Those are mistyped for each other all the time in an internet environment. Often by smarter people who actually have two or three other things going on in their heads at the same time. Odd that you never knew that.
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> "e" is too far away on a keyboard from "o" to be a
> typo. More likely a moron typed the statement.
Look up homophones. Ooops, sorry -- those are words that sound the same. Like to and too, or there, their, and they're. Those are mistyped for each other all the time in an internet environment. Often by smarter people who actually have two or three other things going on in their heads at the same time. Odd that you never knew that.
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
Large Member
()
Date: December 05, 2014 10:42AM
Been a member for years and reluctantly go at least once a month for meetings.
Foods ok but over-priced.
Bathrooms are clean.
The other members though - they give me the creeps. Nuveau riche shit everywhere. Most of the old guys have atrocious bad breath and smell like cheap cologne mixed with I just took a shit. The women look like old beat up WW2 cargo ships from the mothball fleet and have that ammonia- urine odor you pick-up at the old folks home.
Service sucks - at every meeting I have to get up and go into the service area to find some half-awake support staff to get additional plates, forks, knives, spoons, coffee pot and water refilled, food replenished, etc.
Its funny when somebody shows up to give a presentation from their laptop and the projector never fucking works.
When they play live music in the lobby it sounds like a funeral.
Hate that place.
Foods ok but over-priced.
Bathrooms are clean.
The other members though - they give me the creeps. Nuveau riche shit everywhere. Most of the old guys have atrocious bad breath and smell like cheap cologne mixed with I just took a shit. The women look like old beat up WW2 cargo ships from the mothball fleet and have that ammonia- urine odor you pick-up at the old folks home.
Service sucks - at every meeting I have to get up and go into the service area to find some half-awake support staff to get additional plates, forks, knives, spoons, coffee pot and water refilled, food replenished, etc.
Its funny when somebody shows up to give a presentation from their laptop and the projector never fucking works.
When they play live music in the lobby it sounds like a funeral.
Hate that place.
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
huh????
()
Date: December 05, 2014 10:45AM
Stupid shit Wrote:
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> huh???? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > "e" is too far away on a keyboard from "o" to be
> a
> > typo. More likely a moron typed the statement.
>
> Look up homophones. Ooops, sorry -- those are
> words that sound the same. Like to and too, or
> there, their, and they're. Those are mistyped for
> each other all the time in an internet
> environment. Often by smarter people who actually
> have two or three other things going on in their
> heads at the same time. Odd that you never knew
> that.
Homophones are learned in second grade along with which word is appropriate for the situation. Don't get all butthurt and bent out of shape at me because you were too stupid to learn which word to use in the appropriate circumstance. Your vitriol should be directed towards whatever shitty educator you had or your own inability to learn.
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> huh???? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > "e" is too far away on a keyboard from "o" to be
> a
> > typo. More likely a moron typed the statement.
>
> Look up homophones. Ooops, sorry -- those are
> words that sound the same. Like to and too, or
> there, their, and they're. Those are mistyped for
> each other all the time in an internet
> environment. Often by smarter people who actually
> have two or three other things going on in their
> heads at the same time. Odd that you never knew
> that.
Homophones are learned in second grade along with which word is appropriate for the situation. Don't get all butthurt and bent out of shape at me because you were too stupid to learn which word to use in the appropriate circumstance. Your vitriol should be directed towards whatever shitty educator you had or your own inability to learn.
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
Stupid shit
()
Date: December 05, 2014 12:21PM
huh???? Wrote:
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> Homophones are learned in second grade along with
> which word is appropriate for the situation.
> Don't get all butthurt and bent out of shape at me
> because you were too stupid to learn which word to
> use in the appropriate circumstance. Your vitriol
> should be directed towards whatever shitty
> educator you had or your own inability to learn.
Blow it out your worthless ass, dumbfuck. Typos are typos, and my IQ is at least twice yours. End of story.
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> Homophones are learned in second grade along with
> which word is appropriate for the situation.
> Don't get all butthurt and bent out of shape at me
> because you were too stupid to learn which word to
> use in the appropriate circumstance. Your vitriol
> should be directed towards whatever shitty
> educator you had or your own inability to learn.
Blow it out your worthless ass, dumbfuck. Typos are typos, and my IQ is at least twice yours. End of story.
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
huh????
()
Date: December 05, 2014 12:35PM
Stupid shit Wrote:
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> huh???? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Homophones are learned in second grade along
> with
> > which word is appropriate for the situation.
> > Don't get all butthurt and bent out of shape at
> me
> > because you were too stupid to learn which word
> to
> > use in the appropriate circumstance. Your
> vitriol
> > should be directed towards whatever shitty
> > educator you had or your own inability to
> learn.
>
> Blow it out your worthless ass, dumbfuck. Typos
> are typos, and my IQ is at least twice yours. End
> of story.
Wrong, fuckstick. An idiot with half of my IQ would know the difference between sew and sow. You clearly fall below that threshold. That's the end of the story. Now go back in the corner and suck your thumb before you fuck up any other idioms.
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> huh???? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Homophones are learned in second grade along
> with
> > which word is appropriate for the situation.
> > Don't get all butthurt and bent out of shape at
> me
> > because you were too stupid to learn which word
> to
> > use in the appropriate circumstance. Your
> vitriol
> > should be directed towards whatever shitty
> > educator you had or your own inability to
> learn.
>
> Blow it out your worthless ass, dumbfuck. Typos
> are typos, and my IQ is at least twice yours. End
> of story.
Wrong, fuckstick. An idiot with half of my IQ would know the difference between sew and sow. You clearly fall below that threshold. That's the end of the story. Now go back in the corner and suck your thumb before you fuck up any other idioms.
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
fucking r-tard!
()
Date: December 05, 2014 12:41PM
What a surprise... Wrote:
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> Self-loathing white people Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Its funny how many white people have begun
> using
> > "white" as a negative adjective.
>
> Yeah, "Republican" too. Lotta reaping what you
> sew going on here.
HAHAHHA WOW, what a dumb fuck.
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> Self-loathing white people Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Its funny how many white people have begun
> using
> > "white" as a negative adjective.
>
> Yeah, "Republican" too. Lotta reaping what you
> sew going on here.
HAHAHHA WOW, what a dumb fuck.
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
Member Lounge
()
Date: December 05, 2014 12:44PM
huh???? Wrote:
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> Stupid shit Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > huh???? Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Homophones are learned in second grade along
> > with
> > > which word is appropriate for the situation.
> > > Don't get all butthurt and bent out of shape
> at
> > me
> > > because you were too stupid to learn which
> word
> > to
> > > use in the appropriate circumstance. Your
> > vitriol
> > > should be directed towards whatever shitty
> > > educator you had or your own inability to
> > learn.
> >
> > Blow it out your worthless ass, dumbfuck.
> Typos
> > are typos, and my IQ is at least twice yours.
> End
> > of story.
>
> Wrong, fuckstick. An idiot with half of my IQ
> would know the difference between sew and sow.
> You clearly fall below that threshold. That's the
> end of the story. Now go back in the corner and
> suck your thumb before you fuck up any other
> idioms.
We, the members of the Tower Club, approve good sir!
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> Stupid shit Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > huh???? Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Homophones are learned in second grade along
> > with
> > > which word is appropriate for the situation.
> > > Don't get all butthurt and bent out of shape
> at
> > me
> > > because you were too stupid to learn which
> word
> > to
> > > use in the appropriate circumstance. Your
> > vitriol
> > > should be directed towards whatever shitty
> > > educator you had or your own inability to
> > learn.
> >
> > Blow it out your worthless ass, dumbfuck.
> Typos
> > are typos, and my IQ is at least twice yours.
> End
> > of story.
>
> Wrong, fuckstick. An idiot with half of my IQ
> would know the difference between sew and sow.
> You clearly fall below that threshold. That's the
> end of the story. Now go back in the corner and
> suck your thumb before you fuck up any other
> idioms.
We, the members of the Tower Club, approve good sir!
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
Typo-Man = Moronic Asshole
()
Date: December 05, 2014 01:14PM
huh???? Wrote:
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> Wrong, fuckstick. An idiot with half of my IQ
> would know the difference between sew and sow.
Imagine (if you can) what someone with double your IQ would know. And of course more than double your wealth and experience as well. Typo-obsessed types are simply examples of the levels to which hollowed-out, braindead douchebags can utterly collapse. To ask then a question with a perfectly obvious answer, why is your worthless ass so fucking limited? Is Zippy simply not equipped or trained to fly at any higher level? LOL!
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> Wrong, fuckstick. An idiot with half of my IQ
> would know the difference between sew and sow.
Imagine (if you can) what someone with double your IQ would know. And of course more than double your wealth and experience as well. Typo-obsessed types are simply examples of the levels to which hollowed-out, braindead douchebags can utterly collapse. To ask then a question with a perfectly obvious answer, why is your worthless ass so fucking limited? Is Zippy simply not equipped or trained to fly at any higher level? LOL!
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Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
huh????
()
Date: December 05, 2014 01:21PM
Typo-Man = Moronic Asshole Wrote:
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> huh???? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wrong, fuckstick. An idiot with half of my IQ
> > would know the difference between sew and sow.
>
> Imagine (if you can) what someone with double your
> IQ would know.
As noted, a person with half my IQ knows the difference between sew and sow. Also noted was the fact that you clearly fall below that level because you do not know the difference.
You're stupid. You're insignificant. You have proven that in this thread.
Attempting to insult me isn't going to make any of that go away. Remember, I'm not the one that fucked up the difference between sew and sow. You should actually be thanking me for teaching you the difference.
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> huh???? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wrong, fuckstick. An idiot with half of my IQ
> > would know the difference between sew and sow.
>
> Imagine (if you can) what someone with double your
> IQ would know.
As noted, a person with half my IQ knows the difference between sew and sow. Also noted was the fact that you clearly fall below that level because you do not know the difference.
You're stupid. You're insignificant. You have proven that in this thread.
Attempting to insult me isn't going to make any of that go away. Remember, I'm not the one that fucked up the difference between sew and sow. You should actually be thanking me for teaching you the difference.
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
why
()
Date: December 05, 2014 01:22PM
Why the pic of mike brown?
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
Zip this, asshole
()
Date: December 05, 2014 01:32PM
huh???? Wrote:
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> Attempting to insult me isn't going to make any of
> that go away.
There was no "attempting" about it. Over and over, you show yourself to be just a low-grade goober fucktard who can't climb any higher than the chimp-level nonsense of pointing out typos. What a sorry-ass state to have to live one's life in. Truly pathetic.
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> Attempting to insult me isn't going to make any of
> that go away.
There was no "attempting" about it. Over and over, you show yourself to be just a low-grade goober fucktard who can't climb any higher than the chimp-level nonsense of pointing out typos. What a sorry-ass state to have to live one's life in. Truly pathetic.
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Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
huh????
()
Date: December 05, 2014 01:41PM
Zip this, asshole Wrote:
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> huh???? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Attempting to insult me isn't going to make any
> of
> > that go away.
>
> There was no "attempting" about it.
Sure there was and you failed at that as much as you failed at knowing the difference between sew and sow. No matter how much you try and deflect, your idiocy is right there in black and white for all to see. In short, you lose.
In case you haven't noticed, I am enjoying watching you get all butthurt. Your reaction was predictable and humorous. Stupid little bug always flies too close to the zapper. It never learns.
The only thing pathetic in this thread is how butthurt you are because your idiocy was put on display. Funny, but pathetic.
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> huh???? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Attempting to insult me isn't going to make any
> of
> > that go away.
>
> There was no "attempting" about it.
Sure there was and you failed at that as much as you failed at knowing the difference between sew and sow. No matter how much you try and deflect, your idiocy is right there in black and white for all to see. In short, you lose.
In case you haven't noticed, I am enjoying watching you get all butthurt. Your reaction was predictable and humorous. Stupid little bug always flies too close to the zapper. It never learns.
The only thing pathetic in this thread is how butthurt you are because your idiocy was put on display. Funny, but pathetic.
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
Rebecca
()
Date: January 31, 2016 10:16AM
Along with monthly membership fee is the there a monthly or annual food spend? Any other fees to be aware of? Do I pay my meals "as eaten" or do I get billed? Thank you.
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
Nice Guy Eddie
()
Date: January 31, 2016 05:09PM
Rebecca Wrote:
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> Along with monthly membership fee is the there a
> monthly or annual food spend? Any other fees to
> be aware of? Do I pay my meals "as eaten" or do I
> get billed? Thank you.
It is part of Club Corp. There is probably an initiation fee of a couple thousand dollars. The monthly fee is about $225 or you can do the gold membership which is about $270 a month and food is half off. if there is a monthly minimum its fairly low ($20-$40). You also get some reciprocal benefits at other Club Corp properties (e.g. golf at River Bend, Chantilly or Piedmont for nominal charge). It caters towards business executives and most people join to do networking. Typical social events are wine tastings, casino nights and whiskey tastings. Hope that helps.
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> Along with monthly membership fee is the there a
> monthly or annual food spend? Any other fees to
> be aware of? Do I pay my meals "as eaten" or do I
> get billed? Thank you.
It is part of Club Corp. There is probably an initiation fee of a couple thousand dollars. The monthly fee is about $225 or you can do the gold membership which is about $270 a month and food is half off. if there is a monthly minimum its fairly low ($20-$40). You also get some reciprocal benefits at other Club Corp properties (e.g. golf at River Bend, Chantilly or Piedmont for nominal charge). It caters towards business executives and most people join to do networking. Typical social events are wine tastings, casino nights and whiskey tastings. Hope that helps.
Re: The Tower Club Tysons Corner
Posted by:
anxious/depressed club
()
Date: January 31, 2016 05:38PM
Losers club