Hello coinschnieder,
I can help you with your money situation and you can help me too. For I am a prince in Nigeria. I need the cash money you describe. In fact if you send it to me I can make you twice the amount! My money currently locked in a vault in Kinshasa. I need cash to fly over to get the money from the vault. Then I will pay you back double to buy your shoes.
Please email me at:
realnigerianprince@aol.com