So I was trying to sleep last night. That is what most people do when it's dark.

I got woken up by Maverick and Goose.

I guess the Top Gun training facility has been moved to Springfield.

There was a bunch of jets playing tag at midnight last night.

Seriously, how complicated is the idea that people might be trying to get shut-eye at that time?

Why can't those jets make loud noises right now instead of at zero dark thirtys???

Had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.


FUCK YOU JETS FOR INTERRUPTING MY MIDNIGHT JERK SESSION

Loooouuuuud NOISES Wrote:
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> So I was trying to sleep last night. That is what
> most people do when it's dark.
>
> I got woken up by Maverick and Goose.
>
> I guess the Top Gun training facility has been
> moved to Springfield.
>
> There was a bunch of jets playing tag at midnight
> last night.
>
> Seriously, how complicated is the idea that people
> might be trying to get shut-eye at that time?
>
> Why can't those jets make loud noises right now
> instead of at zero dark thirtys???

We are sorry for disturbing your sleep. We were only conducting exercises to ensure the safety of you and this nation. Had we known that this would make you whine and cry like a little bitch while we put our lives on the line to protect your whining and crying then we would have dropped a JDAM on your living quarters ensuring that a bitch like you gets a really good sound sleep.

Respectfully yours,

MAVERICK & GOOSE

maverick and goose Wrote:
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> Loooouuuuud NOISES Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So I was trying to sleep last night. That is
> what
> > most people do when it's dark.
> >
> > I got woken up by Maverick and Goose.
> >
> > I guess the Top Gun training facility has been
> > moved to Springfield.
> >
> > There was a bunch of jets playing tag at
> midnight
> > last night.
> >
> > Seriously, how complicated is the idea that
> people
> > might be trying to get shut-eye at that time?
> >
> > Why can't those jets make loud noises right now
> > instead of at zero dark thirtys???
>
> We are sorry for disturbing your sleep. We were
> only conducting exercises to ensure the safety of
> you and this nation. Had we known that this would
> make you whine and cry like a little bitch while
> we put our lives on the line to protect your
> whining and crying then we would have dropped a
> JDAM on your living quarters ensuring that a bitch
> like you gets a really good sound sleep.
>
> Respectfully yours,
>
> MAVERICK & GOOSE

P.S. GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Maverick and Goose - Good response, thanks for your service. The OP is now off whining about the predicted snow.

Maverick and Goose are dinosaurs.. buggy whip makers if you will. These days the new Top Guns step out of their sleeping quarters in full flight regalia complete with goggles and scarf. As they salute the full bird colonel, they march a step or two into a double wide arcade to play video games with attack drones. The glory of battle is now relegated to high score screens and calloused thumbs.

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/NORAD-Exercise-Flights-144410815.html

The North American Aerospace Defense Command scheduled another training exercise in the D.C. area for later this week.

Beginning Wednesday at midnight and continuing into early Thursday morning, NORAD will conduct exercise Falcon Virgo 12-06 -- exercise flights designed to refine NORAD’s intercept and identification operations and to test the NCR Visual Warning System. The exercise will include Civil Air Patrol aircraft, Air Force F-16s and a U.S. Coast Guard HH-65 Dolphin helicopter.

The flights have been conducted since the start of Operation Noble Eagle after the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks and are carefully planned and controlled to guarantee rapid response capacity.

If the weather conditions aren’t favorable, the flights will take place the next evening.

The exercises are a series of training flights done in coordination with the Federal Aviation Administration, the National Capital Region Coordination Center, the Joint Air Defense Operations Center, the Civil Air Patrol, U.S. Coast Guard, and Continental U.S. NORAD Region’s Western Defense Sector.

Since 9/11, Continental U.S. NORAD Region fighters have responded to more than 3,400 possible air threats in the United States and have flown more than 59,000 sorties with the support of Airborne Warning and Control System and air-to-air-refueling aircraft.

"Goose take me now you big stud our lose me forever"
Yeah, I banged her too...

your toilet flap leaks (china replacement?). toilet was just re-filling. get the air out of your pipes that's why it's so loud.

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norad ? i thought obama pawned that to the koreans for free shit. huh.

I like how the engines vibrate my bed.