Re: Volunteer locations for a teenager
Posted by:
FrankMcLeskelsAtTheTLC
()
Date: January 30, 2011 02:20PM
Hi! I'm Frank at the TLC (the LAMB CENTER) at 3220 Old Lee Highway, a Truro Chruch founded daytime homeless shelter.
We are in desparate need of volunteers here at the Lamb directly due to our gross missmanagement of the place.
Please expect to be exposed to hopeless drunk drug addict drug dealer criminals/
convicts, Homosexuals/bisexuals and the Illegal Immigrants we're trafficking thru
the place regularly that we especially excuse for their disgusting behavior and
expect nothing of accept to come in, be as rude, annoying and a bully as they
please to everyone, especially the other homeless people, trash the entire place,
especially the restrooms to the point where they are unuseable by others, and
then have to get you, the volunteer, to clean it all up! Of course, the totally
useless Director, John, the Assistant Director, Dave, Patti (who no one really
knows what the heck she does besides stand around in the way and be additionally
rude, annoying and bully the best behaving ones (homeless)) and then there's
Henry, the hate whitey " AUTO-DEFENDER " of the African American's no matter how wrong they are scumbags -
Whom the church pays all very well thru/with the CONtributions they scam up out
of the local participating churches - bearing false wittness to them stating how
they are so rightously helping all the homeless ones in the most need of it to
get the biggest CONtributions they can for their own selfish selfs to implement the above detailed CON-SCAM.
To do all this that equals to nothing less than GROSS MISSMANAGENT and really
helps NO ONE at all accept themeselves.
And then there's the RANCID STENCH from the above practiced.
You will just love the RANCID STENCH that DRUG ADDICT DRUG DEALERS combined with the DRUNKS smell like!
You'll learn why it's called ROTT GUTT real quick!
So, Come On Down to The Lamb Center (additionally, ' See ' The Lamb Center '
thread right here on FXunderwear - to explain even more how exciting the volunteer work is here!! -
JUST GO TO ' SEARCH FORUM ' AND TYPE IN ' The Lamb Center ' , AND
YOU'LL LEARN SO MUCH MORE ABOUT OUR MOST RESPECTABLE OPERATION THAT PROMOTES
CRIME RIGHT IN YOUR BACK YARD, LIKE DEALING DOPE TO THE LOCAL SCHOOL CHILDREN AT
THE LOCAL SCHOOLS NEAR FX CIRCLE. THAT'S MY, FRANK MCLESKELS REAL FAVORITE
PART.
I REALLY LIKE THE IDEA THAT THE LOCAL SCHOOL CHILDREN ARE HAVING DRUGS PUSHED OFF
ONTO THEM FOR THEIR SAVED UP LUNCH MONEY RIGHT HERE AT THE LOCAL JUNIOR AND HIGH
SCHOOLS!! IT'S GREAT!
AND DON'T MIND THE ASSISTANT DIRECTOR DAVE LAREBY THE STUTTERING BRAIN-DAMAGED DRUNK CONVICT LIARBY.
IF HE THROWS YOU OUT IT'S JUST BECAUSE HE'S FULL OF HATE AND CAN'T ' LET IT
GO ' AND GET OVER THAT ABUSE YOU JUST WERE THE VICTIM OF BY ONE OF HIS FAVORED
PROTECTED DRUNKIN' DRUG ADDICT DRUG DEALER CONVICT CRIMINAL MORONS.
so yEAH! BRING YOUR CHILDREN ON IN WHILE YOUR AT IT! WE GET ALL KINDS OF
CHILDREN ACTIVITY GOING ON HERE AS WELL, EXPOSING THEM TO THIS SAME ENVIRONMENT,
IN THIS TINY PLACE WE HAVE HERE THAT IS IN NO WAY NEAR BIG ENOUGH TO TAKE CARE OF
THE MISSION OF ACTUALLY HELPING THE HOMELESS. THIS HELPS MIX 'EM UP WITH THE
DRUNKIN' DRUG DOIN' DRUG DEALIN'S CONVICT CRIMINALS WE HARBOUR, AID AND ABED HERE
FOREVER AND PROTECT WHILE THEY PERFORM MORE CRIME RIGHT HERE UNDER OUR VERY NOSES!
FRANK MCLESKELS
YEAH, THAT 'S
FRANK MCLESKELS, CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD FOR THE LAMB CENTER!
I AM COMPLETELY AWARE OF EVERY DETAIL ABOVE AND ENTERED ON THE REFERENCED THREAD 'THE LAMB CENTER '
AND REFUSE TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT CORRECTING ANY OF IT.
ALL THE WHILE WONDERING, DA, UH, WHY IS THE CITY COUNCIL CONSIDERING CLOSING DOWN MY BLATENTLY ONGOING CRIMINAL OPERATION UNDER THE PROTECTION OF MY TRURO CHURCH?
I JUST CAN NOT FIGURE IT OUT.
I THINK I'LL HAVE DAVE THROW OUT ANOTHER HUMBLE, INNOCENT VICTIM OF ONE OF THESE CRIMINAL CONVICTS AGAIN, THAT'LL WORK!
DA! Uh!
AND GOOD GOD, WHAT IS THAT SMELL???
IT'S MAKING EVERYONE SICK!!
IS THAT A FAT DEAD RAT OR SOMETHING, ROTTING AWAY? GOOD GOD!!
DA! uH?
AND WE SERVE MEALS HERE AS WELL, BREAKFAST AND LUNCH FOR FREE FOR YOU TOO!!
HOPE YOU CAN GET PAST THE ROTTING DEAD RAT SMELL!
AND, PLEASE GO TO THE........... ' .......... THE LAMB CENTER '..........
THREAD, TO EXPLAIN SO MUCH MORE ABOUT HOW PLEASANT IT IS HERE, FROM THE SO MANY
ANONYMOUS WITTNESSES VERIFYING IT TO BE SO, RIGHT HERE ON
THE .......FXUNDERWEAR.....SITE......
AND.... I .............. AM .............. THE ........ CHAIRMAN ..........
OF THE BOARD .......................... AT THE TLC ..............
FRANK MCLESKELS
AND
WANT
YOU
TO
VOLUNTEER.............AT .............MY..........LAMB.....CENTER.