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So I went to Tysons and saw...
Posted by: UISU ()
Date: November 12, 2015 02:25PM

A lot of people who were from DC and PG County. Baggy clothes, headbands, etc. They were walking around and calling out girls who walked by them. Among the pickup lines I heard:

"Are those Nikes you are wearing"
"you are beautiful!"

Who the fuck comes up with these corny ass pickup lines? Every single girl either ignored them or rushed inside the nearest store lol. Do these lines work on the ghetto cows in DC?

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Re: So I went to Tysons and saw...
Posted by: Who knows... ()
Date: November 12, 2015 02:28PM

UISU Wrote:
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> Do these lines work on the ghetto cows in DC?

Go down to Ward 8 and see.

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Re: So I went to Tysons and saw...
Posted by: Mystery the pickup artist ()
Date: November 12, 2015 03:57PM

You have to act like you're not desperate. Try negging. Say "Why are you wearing those ugly ass Nikes?" or "Why did you take that ring out of your nose?".

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Re: So I went to Tysons and saw...
Posted by: No Standing at the Corner ()
Date: November 12, 2015 04:53PM

Tyson's is getting what it deserves.

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