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I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: Michael Vick ()
Date: November 06, 2015 01:52PM

I have a neighbor who lets his friggin dog out at 5 am every morning. The damned thing barks its fool head off and wakes everyone up. I really like the neighbors, so it's a shame that I ant to commit canine-icide, but for God's sake, put the animal on a leash and walk the f-er.

All of you dog lovers: just because you love your flea bag doesn't mean the rest of us have to or want to. If you have a barker, put a shock collar on it or give it an old yeller before someone else does.

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Re: I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: xmewfhjnag ()
Date: November 06, 2015 02:12PM

I have a genius suggestion. Why don't you talk to your neighbors like an adult and let them know your concerns. Putting your rant on FfxU does nothing.

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Re: I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: plus oneeee ()
Date: November 06, 2015 02:13PM

xmewfhjnag Wrote:
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> I have a genius suggestion. Why don't you talk to
> your neighbors like an adult and let them know
> your concerns. Putting your rant on FfxU does
> nothing.

I don't get that either. Apparently he really likes them too, so talking to them should be a non issue.

That or get some ground beef and Tylenol

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Re: I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: Michael Vick ()
Date: November 06, 2015 02:17PM

xmewfhjnag Wrote:
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> I have a genius suggestion. Why don't you talk to
> your neighbors like an adult and let them know
> your concerns. Putting your rant on FfxU does
> nothing.

Because if I kill the dog I don't want to be the prime suspect

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Re: I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: you're a dumbfuck ()
Date: November 06, 2015 02:21PM

Michael Vick Wrote:
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> xmewfhjnag Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have a genius suggestion. Why don't you talk
> to
> > your neighbors like an adult and let them know
> > your concerns. Putting your rant on FfxU does
> > nothing.
>
> Because if I kill the dog I don't want to be the
> prime suspect


Where did he say anything about killing the dog?

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Re: I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: Michael Vick ()
Date: November 06, 2015 02:25PM

you're a dumbfuck Wrote:
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> Michael Vick Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > xmewfhjnag Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I have a genius suggestion. Why don't you
> talk
> > to
> > > your neighbors like an adult and let them
> know
> > > your concerns. Putting your rant on FfxU does
> > > nothing.
> >
> > Because if I kill the dog I don't want to be
> the
> > prime suspect
>
>
> Where did he say anything about killing the dog?


I said it cumeater. I'll knock your teeth so far done your fucking throat you'll have to sit on something to eat it.

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Re: I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: doggy dog ()
Date: November 06, 2015 02:25PM

I hope your neighbor gets three more dogs and leaves them out all night

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Re: I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: Michael Vick ()
Date: November 06, 2015 02:27PM

doggy dog Wrote:
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> I hope your neighbor gets three more dogs and
> leaves them out all night


So do I , I am out of practice

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Re: I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: boomerang ()
Date: November 06, 2015 02:28PM

Michael Vick Wrote:
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> you're a dumbfuck Wrote:
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> > Michael Vick Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > xmewfhjnag Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I have a genius suggestion. Why don't you
> > talk
> > > to
> > > > your neighbors like an adult and let them
> > know
> > > > your concerns. Putting your rant on FfxU
> does
> > > > nothing.
> > >
> > > Because if I kill the dog I don't want to be
> > the
> > > prime suspect
> >
> >
> > Where did he say anything about killing the
> dog?
>
>
> I said it cumeater. I'll knock your teeth so far
> done your fucking throat you'll have to sit on
> something to eat it.

I'll knock my dick so far down your fucking throat that you'll be tasting cum for months

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Re: I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: Michael Vick ()
Date: November 06, 2015 02:29PM

boomerang Wrote:
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> Michael Vick Wrote:
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> > you're a dumbfuck Wrote:
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>
> > -----
> > > Michael Vick Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
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> >
> > > -----
> > > > xmewfhjnag Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > I have a genius suggestion. Why don't you
> > > talk
> > > > to
> > > > > your neighbors like an adult and let them
> > > know
> > > > > your concerns. Putting your rant on FfxU
> > does
> > > > > nothing.
> > > >
> > > > Because if I kill the dog I don't want to
> be
> > > the
> > > > prime suspect
> > >
> > >
> > > Where did he say anything about killing the
> > dog?
> >
> >
> > I said it cumeater. I'll knock your teeth so
> far
> > done your fucking throat you'll have to sit on
> > something to eat it.
>
> I'll knock my dick so far down your fucking throat
> that you'll be tasting cum for months

Be original human sperm bank.

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Re: I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: Hold On Partner ()
Date: November 06, 2015 02:32PM

he kind of mentioned in the title...

don't do it, man. killing the dog. it will cause you more grief.

talk to the neighbors. tell them its driving you nuts. if they are good neighbors, they might just be clueless. ask about the collar thing. invest in some good earplugs. not so good you can't hear your wake up alarm but good enough to keep the dog bark from waking you up.

if all that fails, there might be a legal remedy...but as a last result.

i have a similar situation with my dog. wife lets him out at 5 am and goes to work. sometimes forgets to let him in before she goes. dog barks his head off, so I am forced to get up let him in. I work at night and sleep very late into the day. it sucks. between that and the smell of dog pee throughout the house (like the gorilla house at the zoo or a wino den), sometimes I want to strangle the f*****. but he's clueless and my buddy.

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Re: I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: ooooohh ()
Date: November 06, 2015 02:58PM

Michael Vick Wrote:
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> I said it cumeater. I'll knock your teeth so far
> done your fucking throat you'll have to sit on
> something to eat it.

Ooh, internet tough guy. Bring it on you fucking pussy.
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Re: I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: mjs ()
Date: November 06, 2015 03:01PM

If you really want to kill the dog. quit talking about it and juts do it...

get a super soaker with some antifreeze and squirt someinto the waterbowl

or start tossing meatballs laced with laxative over the fence.

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Re: I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: ching chong ()
Date: November 06, 2015 03:01PM

You kill dog. I come get. Yummy yummy!

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Re: I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: Animal Control ()
Date: November 06, 2015 03:03PM

It's very simple. Call the animal control officer and say there is a stay dog in neighborhood. They'll come by and snag the dog.

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Re: I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: Where? ()
Date: November 06, 2015 03:05PM

Where is this dog???
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Re: I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: Lockm Up ()
Date: November 06, 2015 03:08PM

. Lockem up!
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Re: I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: Bill.N. ()
Date: November 06, 2015 03:13PM

I don't believe they lock up dogs for noise violations. They can issue a summons to the dog owner.

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Re: I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: Happy Happy Joy Joy ()
Date: November 06, 2015 03:41PM

Another person who takes to FFXU to complain instead of acting like an adult and nicely approaching the neighbor. What the heck?

Oh, wait, my way would have a better chance of making your "problem" go away and then what would you have to complain about?

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Re: I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: Dumbass libturdz. ()
Date: November 06, 2015 03:42PM

Why don't you get a fucking job and be awake like every other upstanding citizen?

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Re: I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: Lassie ()
Date: November 06, 2015 03:45PM

Ruff...
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Re: I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: Michael Vick ()
Date: November 06, 2015 03:52PM

ooooohh Wrote:
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> Michael Vick Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > I said it cumeater. I'll knock your teeth so
> far
> > done your fucking throat you'll have to sit on
> > something to eat it.
>
> Ooh, internet tough guy. Bring it on you fucking
> pussy.

So, you say I am a pussy for threatening people over the internet, and then you tell me to bring it on? Good one retard.

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Re: I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: Hickbee ()
Date: November 06, 2015 03:58PM

I don't believe for a sec you are the real Michael Vick. I call B.S. He's born again to the world of animal lovin'.

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Re: I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: you're a dumbfuck ()
Date: November 06, 2015 04:23PM

Michael Vick Wrote:
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> you're a dumbfuck Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Michael Vick Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > xmewfhjnag Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I have a genius suggestion. Why don't you
> > talk
> > > to
> > > > your neighbors like an adult and let them
> > know
> > > > your concerns. Putting your rant on FfxU
> does
> > > > nothing.
> > >
> > > Because if I kill the dog I don't want to be
> > the
> > > prime suspect
> >
> >
> > Where did he say anything about killing the
> dog?
>
>
> I said it cumeater. I'll knock your teeth so far
> done your fucking throat you'll have to sit on
> something to eat it.


You'll knock my teeth out, but you're too scared to talk to you neighbors. Right.

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Re: I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: MOON ()
Date: November 06, 2015 04:40PM

>
> You'll knock my teeth out, but you're too scared
> to talk to you neighbors. Right.


MY FRIEND, LOVE IS THE ANSWER.
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Re: I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: 3Jty3 ()
Date: November 06, 2015 04:50PM


sure. and if the dog were unhealthy and not barking, you'd call animal control to have the neighbor arrested

i get your drift. i'm just going to fight it though.


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Re: I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: MOON ()
Date: November 06, 2015 04:58PM

MOON. TAKE A LITTLE TRIP FROM 70s ROCK GROUP WAR.... WHY WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS?
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Re: I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: MOON ()
Date: November 06, 2015 05:00PM

MOON MIX UP. TAKE A LITTLE TRIP FROM 70s ROCK GROUP WAR.... WHY WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS?
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Re: I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: A thought ()
Date: November 06, 2015 07:00PM

Do a free give away on CL - Koreans love good deals on tender dog.

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Re: I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: Bosantang ! ()
Date: November 06, 2015 10:20PM

Very Good Tan Gogi..Sweet meat.. Yogi So.

Koreans also love their dogs, not to eat either.

Its true in Korea some eat dogs. in the Hot summer , the old men who think they get strong from eating the dogs. Bosentang. Dog Stew But that's a old thing and the young aren't following it.

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Re: I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: Dog Kicker ()
Date: November 06, 2015 10:46PM

Cant out himself or he'd get this call.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9fIjYnPazc&app=desktop

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Re: I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: DogCure ()
Date: November 06, 2015 10:49PM

I agree with the nusiance of obnoxious dogs and the owners who don't care. Drop a full bar of Ex-Lax and let him crap up the owners house from top to bottom.

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Re: I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: Damage ()
Date: November 06, 2015 11:22PM

If you have a brain in your head you would get some creamy peanut butter and make special friends with the dog.

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Re: I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: Art critic ()
Date: November 06, 2015 11:41PM

MOON Wrote:
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> MOON MIX UP. TAKE A LITTLE TRIP FROM 70s ROCK
> GROUP WAR.... WHY WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS?

Photoshop skills - you don't have any.

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Re: I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: Dog Whisperer ()
Date: November 07, 2015 08:00AM

Hold On Partner Wrote:
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> he kind of mentioned in the title...
>
> don't do it, man. killing the dog. it will cause
> you more grief.
>
> talk to the neighbors. tell them its driving you
> nuts. if they are good neighbors, they might just
> be clueless. ask about the collar thing. invest
> in some good earplugs. not so good you can't hear
> your wake up alarm but good enough to keep the dog
> bark from waking you up.
>
> if all that fails, there might be a legal
> remedy...but as a last result.
>
> i have a similar situation with my dog. wife lets
> him out at 5 am and goes to work. sometimes
> forgets to let him in before she goes. dog barks
> his head off, so I am forced to get up let him in.
> I work at night and sleep very late into the day.
> it sucks. between that and the smell of dog pee
> throughout the house (like the gorilla house at
> the zoo or a wino den), sometimes I want to
> strangle the f*****. but he's clueless and my
> buddy.

OMG get off your lazy azz and let the dog outside and when he has done his business bring him back in. How hard is that? Why are you allowing your dog to PEE ALL OVER your damn house?? You think your dog is clueless? Ha.

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Re: I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: The Monster ()
Date: November 07, 2015 08:11AM

Wish it away to the cornfield.

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Re: I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: Michael Vick ()
Date: November 07, 2015 09:20AM

Ladies & Gentlemen of FFUG:

My mother caught me posting to this thread. When she discovered what I posted and the language I used, I became very humble.

What I have done here is truly reprehensible. The things I have written are not me.

Please accept my most sincere apology for what have written here and said to you.

I am sorry. This was beneath me.

My name is not Michael Vick.

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Re: I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: €£¥ ()
Date: November 07, 2015 09:29AM

How refreshing!

I became humbled once. I was asleep in the Lamb Center one night following a day spent attempting to fellate a rather large German Shepherd. It's not that easy.

When I awoke in the dark, I realized that somone had managed to coat my face with a sticky whitish substance. When I tasted it, I realized that I had been teabaggers without my knowledge.

How very humbling that was.

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Re: I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: i've known them for years ()
Date: November 07, 2015 10:05PM

Kidnap the dog and give it to Dean Takaoka. He or Karen will kill it and serve it for lunch.

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Re: I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: causeican ()
Date: November 08, 2015 12:29AM

Dog Kicker Wrote:
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> Cant out himself or he'd get this call.
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9fIjYnPazc&app=de
> sktop

that was very funny! hahaha

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Re: I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: Michael Vick ()
Date: November 08, 2015 08:57PM

Michael Vick Wrote:
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> Ladies & Gentlemen of FFUG:
>
> My mother caught me posting to this thread. When
> she discovered what I posted and the language I
> used, I became very humble.
>
> What I have done here is truly reprehensible. The
> things I have written are not me.
>
> Please accept my most sincere apology for what
> have written here and said to you.
>
> I am sorry. This was beneath me.
>
> My name is not Michael Vick.

This bitch is not me. I took care of the situation. No dogs were harmed

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Re: I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: hates haters ()
Date: November 10, 2015 05:30AM

I don't understand all this hate directed at Dean and Karen Takaoka. No need to single them out if you want to find someone who will eat a problem dog for you. Any Asian will do. They all eat dogs, cats and other pets. Why single out Dean Takaoka just because her daughter Jennifer is a snitch whore.

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Re: I want to kill my neighbor's dog
Posted by: yomyom ()
Date: November 10, 2015 10:04AM

Join police force and get issued police grade taser. Tase the little bitch to deal legally. Problem solved. You will probably get a medal or at least restaurant meal voucher after that.

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