Re: Need financial help
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Date: September 08, 2015 05:26PM
ksdhweffgy Wrote:
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> As you probably know, the classical version of the
> Ant and the Grasshopper story goes like this:
>
> The ant works hard in the withering heat all
> summer long, building his house and laying up
> supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks
> he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the
> summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and
> well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter
> so he dies out in the cold.
>
> Updated Ant and Grasshopper fable:
>
> The ant works hard in the withering heat all
> summer long, building his house and laying up
> supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks
> he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the
> summer away. Come winter, the shivering
> grasshopper calls a press conference and demands
> to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm
> and well fed while others are cold and starving.
> CBS, NBC, and ABC show up to provide pictures of
> the shivering grasshopper next to video of the ant
> in his comfortable home with a table filled with
> food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast.
> How can it be that, in a country of such wealth,
> this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
>
> Then a representative of the NAAGB (The National
> Association for the Advancement of Green Bugs)
> shows up on Nightline and charges the ant with
> "green bias", and makes the case that the
> grasshopper is the victim of 30 million years of
> greenism. Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with
> the grasshopper, and everybody cries when he sings
> "It's Not Easy Being Green." Bill and Hillary
> Clinton make a special guest appearance on the CBS
> Evening News to tell a concerned Dan Rather that
> they will do everything they can for the
> grasshopper who has been denied the prosperity he
> deserves by those who benefited unfairly during
> the Reagan summers, or as Bill refers to it, the
> "Temperatures of the 80's." Richard Gephardt
> exclaims in an interview with Peter Jennings that
> the ant has gotten rich off the back of the
> grasshopper, and calls for an immediate tax hike
> on the ant to make him pay his "fair share".
> Finally, the EEOC drafts the "Economic Equity and
> Anti-greenism Act," retroactive to the beginning
> of the summer. The ant is fined for failing to
> hire a proportionate number of green bugs and,
> having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes,
> his home is confiscated by the government.
> Hillary gets her old law firm to represent the
> grasshopper in a defamation suit against the ant,
> and the case is tried before a panel of federal
> judges that Bill appointed from a list of
> single-parent welfare moms who can only hear cases
> on Thursday afternoon between 1:30 and 3:00 PM
> when there are no talk shows scheduled.
>
> The ant loses the case.
>
> The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing
> up the last bits of the ant's food while the
> government house he's in -- which just happens to
> be the ant's old house -- crumbles around him
> since he doesn't know how to maintain it. The ant
> has disappeared in the snow. And on the TV, which
> the grasshopper bought by selling most of the
> ant's food, they are showing Bill Clinton standing
> before a wildly applauding group of Democrats
> announcing that a new era of "fairness" has dawned
> in America.
Excellent cut-and-paste job. We need lemmings like you.