There is a stray chicken (brown, large) wondering around near 5577 Guinea Rd, Burke. If you lost a chicken within the past few days or are looking to adopt, it could use a loving home and protection from predators.

I found him and took him in:
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Jane Smith Wrote:
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> There is a stray chicken (brown, large) wondering
> around near 5577 Guinea Rd, Burke. If you lost a
> chicken within the past few days or are looking to
> adopt, it could use a loving home and protection
> from predators.

I wonder what the chicken is wondering about.

Gifted chicken? Wrote:
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> I wonder what the chicken is wondering about.


Which came first.

Fairfax County residents who live on a property of more than 2 acres can keep chickens as an accessory use - no permit or special permission required. For more information, see: Animals and Pets (Code Compliance) http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/code/animals/

Fowl, such as chickens, ducks, turkeys, and geese, may only be kept on lots that are two acres or greater. They shall not exceed the ratio of one bird unit per one acre, with a bird unit defined as:

32 chickens = 1 bird unit
16 ducks = 1 bird unit
8 turkeys = 1 bird unit
8 geese = 1 bird unit
Only fowl six months or older are counted in the ratio.


If your property is less than 2 acres, there is still a way to legally keep chickens. You must obtain a special permit from the Fairfax County Department of Planning and Zoning to allow backyard chicken keeping on your property.

Leave him the fuck alone. He is a free range chicken. He has a dream!

xevbj Wrote:
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> I found him and took him in:

Excuse me but is not a "him". This is a hen. Hens are female. You city slickers never cease to amaze me with your ignorance. Next thing you know you'll be demanding organic transgender chickens from Wegman's.

causeican Wrote:
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> Fairfax County residents who live on a property of
> more than 2 acres can keep chickens as an
> accessory use




What is "accessory use"?

eesh Wrote:
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> > Fairfax County residents who live on a property
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> > more than 2 acres can keep chickens as an
> > accessory use
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> What is "accessory use"?

Sometimes you can't always find a goat.

Take him over to Nats Park where they can chop his head off and watch him run around. Might help the team win.

Farmer Brown Wrote:
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> xevbj Wrote:
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> > I found him and took him in:
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> Excuse me but is not a "him". This is a hen. Hens
> are female. You city slickers never cease to amaze
> me with your ignorance. Next thing you know you'll
> be demanding organic transgender chickens from
> Wegman's.


Oh, you can tell from the cooked bird pic that it was female? The OP said "chicken" not "hen". A chicken is male or female.

vGLJ7 Wrote:
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> Farmer Brown Wrote:
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> > xevbj Wrote:
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> > -----
> > > I found him and took him in:
> >
> > Excuse me but is not a "him". This is a hen.
> Hens
> > are female. You city slickers never cease to
> amaze
> > me with your ignorance. Next thing you know
> you'll
> > be demanding organic transgender chickens from
> > Wegman's.
>
>
> Oh, you can tell from the cooked bird pic that it
> was female? The OP said "chicken" not "hen". A
> chicken is male or female.

OP said "chicken" but I quoted xevbj's reply. Please read posts and comments before showing your ignorance. Yes, I can tell the difference between a rooster and a hen. I'm glad you don't work for Perdue. LOL!

Here is a rooster. Notice the difference?

Farmer Brown Wrote:
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> > > -----
> > > > I found him and took him in:
> > >
> > > Excuse me but is not a "him". This is a hen.
> > Hens
> > > are female. You city slickers never cease to
> > amaze
> > > me with your ignorance. Next thing you know
> > you'll
> > > be demanding organic transgender chickens
> from
> > > Wegman's.
> >
> >
> > Oh, you can tell from the cooked bird pic that
> it
> > was female? The OP said "chicken" not "hen".
> A
> > chicken is male or female.
>
> OP said "chicken" but I quoted xevbj's reply.
> Please read posts and comments before showing your
> ignorance. Yes, I can tell the difference between
> a rooster and a hen. I'm glad you don't work for
> Perdue. LOL!
>
> Here is a rooster. Notice the difference?
>
> src=http://jimdrohman.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/
> 02/DSC01007.jpg>


Dude, that's a turkey.

Did it cross Guinea road?

MLK Wrote:
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> Leave him the fuck alone. He is a free range
> chicken. He has a dream!


We have trademark "Free Range" and you will soon being hearing from my attorney
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> > > > > I found him and took him in:
> > > >
> > > > Excuse me but is not a "him". This is a
> hen.
> > > Hens
> > > > are female. You city slickers never cease
> to
> > > amaze
> > > > me with your ignorance. Next thing you know
> > > you'll
> > > > be demanding organic transgender chickens
> > from
> > > > Wegman's.
> > >
> > >
> > > Oh, you can tell from the cooked bird pic
> that
> > it
> > > was female? The OP said "chicken" not "hen".
>
> > A
> > > chicken is male or female.
> >
> > OP said "chicken" but I quoted xevbj's reply.
> > Please read posts and comments before showing
> your
> > ignorance. Yes, I can tell the difference
> between
> > a rooster and a hen. I'm glad you don't work
> for
> > Perdue. LOL!
> >
> > Here is a rooster. Notice the difference?
> >
> > >
> src=http://jimdrohman.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/
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> > 02/DSC01007.jpg>
>
>
> Dude, that's a turkey.


I can tell you've really been around the barnyard. :) NOT!

Scroll down to the original pic. Are you going to join the
Grange?

https://tominsichuan.wordpress.com/2011/03/17/cooking-school-days-2-and-3/

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> > > > > > I found him and took him in:
> > > > >
> > > > > Excuse me but is not a "him". This is a
> > hen.
> > > > Hens
> > > > > are female. You city slickers never cease
> > to
> > > > amaze
> > > > > me with your ignorance. Next thing you
> know
> > > > you'll
> > > > > be demanding organic transgender chickens
> > > from
> > > > > Wegman's.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Oh, you can tell from the cooked bird pic
> > that
> > > it
> > > > was female? The OP said "chicken" not
> "hen".
> >
> > > A
> > > > chicken is male or female.
> > >
> > > OP said "chicken" but I quoted xevbj's reply.
> > > Please read posts and comments before showing
> > your
> > > ignorance. Yes, I can tell the difference
> > between
> > > a rooster and a hen. I'm glad you don't work
> > for
> > > Perdue. LOL!
> > >
> > > Here is a rooster. Notice the difference?
> > >
> > > > >
> >
> src=http://jimdrohman.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/
>
> >
> > > 02/DSC01007.jpg>
> >
> >
> > Dude, that's a turkey.
>
>
> I can tell you've really been around the barnyard.
> :) NOT!
>
> Scroll down to the original pic. Are you going to
> join the
> Grange?
>
> https://tominsichuan.wordpress.com/2011/03/17/cook
> ing-school-days-2-and-3/

Sorry, not original pic after all but you can see what I mean. Are you
into capons too?

I think theres a chance that I actually know the owners...

Is the chicken a hen, brown colored and is really fat, doesn't move around much?

The family I know lost a chicken with the above description about two weeks ago or so, but they live in Vienna... so considering the distance that is pretty far for a chicken to go without being eaten, run over etc.

If you see this chicken again post again and let me know, thank you.

It's almost 11, my sister gets home soon. I need to get ready to fuck her again.

eesh Wrote:
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> causeican Wrote:
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> > Fairfax County residents who live on a property
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> > more than 2 acres can keep chickens as an
> > accessory use
>
>
>
>
> What is "accessory use"?


Where do you put the batteries in? Or do you use a wall power pack unit?

"Is the chicken a hen, brown colored and is really fat, doesn't move around much?"

Uh...aren't they all?

This Thread Is Priceless Wrote:
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> "Is the chicken a hen, brown colored and is really
> fat, doesn't move around much?"
>
> Uh...aren't they all?

No, some aren't hens, many aren't brown, some aren't fat, and some move around a lot.

You need to get out more :)