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Why are the girls in fairfax such whores
Posted by: booyah ()
Date: April 12, 2011 11:05PM

you see the same girls over and over at all the bars in fairfax, from the looks of it the majoroity of them have banged half of northern virginia.

A large percentage of these bar whores are married. Out banging any dude that will pay them any attention or pick up a couple of drinks for them.

What is it about fairfax that breeds so many chicks who dont seem to give a shit about who they fuck or who they hook up with???

same story over and over...phone number exchanged - cryptic text messages sent back and forth, arrangement made to fuck -or- friend invite sent on facebook, messages exchanged back and forth, arrangement made to fuck.

is this good......or bad?

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Re: Why are the girls in fairfax such whores
Posted by: ahmed. ()
Date: April 12, 2011 11:08PM

I feel the same way, I stick with Arlington or DC.

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Re: Why are the girls in fairfax such whores
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: April 12, 2011 11:22PM

Arlington attracts a classier whore. Aka - wants more expensive drinks

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Re: Why are the girls in fairfax such whores
Date: April 13, 2011 04:30AM

Because there's nothing to DO in Fairfax BUT FUCK!

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Re: Why are the girls in fairfax such whores
Posted by: Fags ()
Date: April 13, 2011 05:04AM

you fags are complaining about women who give up tail? I guess the bigger question is not why are the girls so easy...but why are the men such fags that they complain about getting tail.......retards

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Re: Why are the girls in fairfax such whores
Posted by: Huge Hefner ()
Date: April 13, 2011 06:53AM

Booyah Have you been hanging out at Primetime or Backyard Grill in Chantilly too much
Well might I suggest Sully's instead. I once heard a 30ish bartendress actually quote Shakespeare in that establishment. Now that's classy. And what a rump roast.

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Re: Why are the girls in fairfax such whores
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: April 13, 2011 08:48AM

Fags Wrote:
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> you fags are complaining about women who give up
> tail? I guess the bigger question is not why are
> the girls so easy...but why are the men such fags
> that they complain about getting
> tail.......retards
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Re: Why are the girls in fairfax such whores
Posted by: Fruppie ()
Date: April 13, 2011 08:55AM

Gordon Blvd Wrote:
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> Fags Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > you fags are complaining about women who give
> up
> > tail? I guess the bigger question is not why
> are
> > the girls so easy...but why are the men such
> fags
> > that they complain about getting
> > tail.......retards

That's stupid.

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Re: Why are the girls in fairfax such whores
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: April 13, 2011 09:13AM

Fruppie Wrote:
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> That's stupid.


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just another fine example of what you were talking about, Fags

LoLz

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Re: Why are the girls in fairfax such whores
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: April 13, 2011 09:21AM

to the OP - the real question isnt why they women around here are whores

it's more like why the guys around here have such small dicks that they cant satisfy their girlfriends and wives longer than 2 minutes

LoLz



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Re: Why are the girls in fairfax such whores
Posted by: INeedToGetOut ()
Date: April 13, 2011 10:20AM

Well if this is the case then I guess I will be spending the rest of my weeeknds at Prime Time.

Guys should never ever complain about getting ass.

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Re: Why are the girls in fairfax such whores
Posted by: Sexy ()
Date: April 13, 2011 11:31AM

If you were a soccer Mom stressed about your kids teacher, playing taxi all day and your husband didn't give shit about sex, you'd be getting your stress relief from the local studs too!

Half the husbands in NOVA could careless about great sex. They would rather watch some sports on TV.

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Re: Why are the girls in fairfax such whores
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: April 13, 2011 11:49AM

Prime Time = Persian tail
BackYard = Haggard pack-a-day tail

I always thought hat one of the best things about Fairfax chicks is that they like to bang in groups, like I bang one, by boy another, another buddy bunz up with another one of their chicks... Then we switch it up... Finally when the groups have worked through each other, you can all hang out together and crack jokes about one another.. All while looking for the next group... Whorish chicks make awesome friends and will often throw you some scrap pussy if you see them out with the "pack"

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Re: Why are the girls in fairfax such whores
Posted by: Phlegm ()
Date: April 13, 2011 11:55AM

LOL - what a sad sack you are. Get together and crack jokes?!? WTF?

I can imagine the scene right now:

JBASS: Haha, who did you like better, me or my homeboy?

Whore: Neither - cause one of your dirty dicks gave me herpes.

Good luck with the STD's.

JBass Wrote:
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> Prime Time = Persian tail
> BackYard = Haggard pack-a-day tail
>
> I always thought hat one of the best things about
> Fairfax chicks is that they like to bang in
> groups, like I bang one, by boy another, another
> buddy bunz up with another one of their chicks...
> Then we switch it up... Finally when the groups
> have worked through each other, you can all hang
> out together and crack jokes about one another..
> All while looking for the next group... Whorish
> chicks make awesome friends and will often throw
> you some scrap pussy if you see them out with the
> "pack"

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Re: Why are the girls in fairfax such whores
Posted by: Trampy ()
Date: April 13, 2011 12:05PM

Backyard women are usually the women who have been kicked out of all the other bars. Better wrap your shit twice.

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Re: Why are the girls in fairfax such whores
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: April 13, 2011 12:54PM

Phlegm Wrote:
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> LOL - what a sad sack you are. Get together and
> crack jokes?!? WTF?
>
> I can imagine the scene right now:
>
> JBASS: Haha, who did you like better, me or my
> homeboy?
>
> Whore: Neither - cause one of your dirty dicks
> gave me herpes.
>
> Good luck with the STD's.
>
> JBass Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Prime Time = Persian tail
> > BackYard = Haggard pack-a-day tail
> >
> > I always thought hat one of the best things
> about
> > Fairfax chicks is that they like to bang in
> > groups, like I bang one, by boy another,
> another
> > buddy bunz up with another one of their
> chicks...
> > Then we switch it up... Finally when the groups
> > have worked through each other, you can all
> hang
> > out together and crack jokes about one
> another..
> > All while looking for the next group... Whorish
> > chicks make awesome friends and will often
> throw
> > you some scrap pussy if you see them out with
> the
> > "pack"


I dont know why you would think it is sad to remain friends with past conquests. Jokes, you know that think normal people do when they go out and socialize together.

Ill give you that I have been extremely lucky through the years in regards to bad consequences for my blatantly immoral actions, just don't be a hater. If you dont like what I do, dont participate. Easy enough.

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Re: Why are the girls in fairfax such whores
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: April 13, 2011 12:55PM

Sexy Wrote:
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> If you were a soccer Mom stressed about your kids
> teacher, playing taxi all day and your husband
> didn't give shit about sex, you'd be getting your
> stress relief from the local studs too!
>
> Half the husbands in NOVA could careless about
> great sex. They would rather watch some sports on
> TV.


could careless?
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Re: Why are the girls in fairfax such whores
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: April 13, 2011 12:56PM

oh yeah, I'm going to Primetime to what it's all about

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Re: Why are the girls in fairfax such whores
Posted by: Nexus ()
Date: April 13, 2011 02:12PM

Who cares if a bunch of soccer moms want to go get some strange to spice things up. About 65% of married couples these days have extra marital affairs. That's not that different from the 60's or 70's, just now couples openly admitted it.

I'd had sex with a couple of women co-workers and their husbands knew all about it. Hell, the one husband was even present, he suggested it. It's 2011, not the 1800's.

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Re: Why are the girls in fairfax such whores
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: April 13, 2011 02:20PM

Atta boy Nexus! Spread the good word.

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Re: Why are the girls in fairfax such whores
Posted by: the whole truth ()
Date: April 13, 2011 02:22PM

JBass Wrote:
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> Atta boy Nexus! Spread the good word.


He left out the part where the husband rammed Nexus from behind.

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Re: Why are the girls in fairfax such whores
Posted by: PUA fo life ()
Date: April 13, 2011 05:15PM

PJ Skdoos in Fairfax is pretty good on Tuesday nights its their ladies night. Last weeek this B7 I met blew me right in parking lot.

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Re: Why are the girls in fairfax such whores
Posted by: wanna know ()
Date: April 13, 2011 10:11PM

Where are these girls? At what watering holes?

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Re: Why are the girls in fairfax such whores
Posted by: duder ()
Date: July 09, 2015 12:42PM

well look on the bright side you get what you pay for don't ya so long a syour pocket s long you can fuck your brains out lol plus you get to attack the birth rate and family values while you fuck you brains out win win there pissed on Americana and penis strain hey at least your palms aren't hairy

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Re: Why are the girls in fairfax such whores
Posted by: Don't Do It ()
Date: July 09, 2015 02:08PM

Trampy Wrote:
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> Backyard women are usually the women who have been
> kicked out of all the other bars. Better wrap your
> shit twice.


Better yet bring a blue plastic tarp. I hooked up with this skanky MILF type at the Backyard. She was messed up when I got there at 7pm, so pumping the drinks into her part was done. She went on about some bullshit about not getting any, and how her Ex had dumped her for some little bitch - The typical drunk chick stories.

It was about 8pm, and I offered her a ride, but she wanted me to wait with her by her car for the taxi she was going to call, and smoke a cigarette.

We got to the parking lot. No phone call to the taxi. No Cigarette. She wanted to fuck in the drive thru of the BOA Bank, in the back of my 4 Runner. So we pulled under the drive thru canopy, turned off the lights, and climbed in the back of my truck.

She was all about the fucking, and were fast at it when there was this strong rancid odor - The cunt started her period on the carpet in my truck.

As luck had it, I always carry a roll of paper for clean my windows or touching up after the car wash. I grabbed the roll, and got a giant wad to clean myself, and to stem the flow of the period. Kinda like a giant maxi pad.

I got her skirt back on her, and got the jug of blue washer fluid I had. I poured it on my hands to wash them, and poured more on some more paper towels. Using the washer fluid soaked paper towels, I cleaned/wiped my crotch and cock, and cleaned her legs down to her ankles so the cabbie would not refuse to take her off of my hands.

The cabbie came, and I gave him 25 bucks to take her home in Franklin Farms, and I got the hell home myself where I took a scalding shower.

Did I mention this was in August? The next day the heat made my 4 Runner stink like rotten pissy meat. I took the truck to the detail people next to the Jiffy Lube, and had them shampoo everything.

The smell was still there. I tried glade, little green trees, Lysol, nothing worked. Thank God for President Obama, and the "Cash For Clunkers Program". I took that stinky bitch and traded it in.

I am STD free, and haven't been to the Backyard since.

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Re: Why are the girls in fairfax such whores
Posted by: read ()
Date: July 09, 2015 10:38PM

lol, send that one to reader's digest

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Re: Why are the girls in fairfax such whores
Posted by: Long Dong Cilver ()
Date: July 09, 2015 11:00PM

I don't know if I would say ALL girls in bars are whores, but from the track record of many girls in bars they do like sex.

One girl I could point out half the guys in the bar that had slept with her. It was no secret. Everybody knew she was a nympho.

The excuse for the married women is always the same, "I was drunk and didn't know what I was doing." Let cut the bullshit, you were horny and needed some strange cock for the evening.

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Re: Why are the girls in fairfax such whores
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: July 10, 2015 04:17AM

Don't Do It Wrote:
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> Trampy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Backyard women are usually the women who have
> been
> > kicked out of all the other bars. Better wrap
> your
> > shit twice.
>
>
> Better yet bring a blue plastic tarp. I hooked up
> with this skanky MILF type at the Backyard. She
> was messed up when I got there at 7pm, so pumping
> the drinks into her part was done. She went on
> about some bullshit about not getting any, and how
> her Ex had dumped her for some little bitch - The
> typical drunk chick stories.
>
> It was about 8pm, and I offered her a ride, but
> she wanted me to wait with her by her car for the
> taxi she was going to call, and smoke a
> cigarette.
>
> We got to the parking lot. No phone call to the
> taxi. No Cigarette. She wanted to fuck in the
> drive thru of the BOA Bank, in the back of my 4
> Runner. So we pulled under the drive thru canopy,
> turned off the lights, and climbed in the back of
> my truck.
>
> She was all about the fucking, and were fast at it
> when there was this strong rancid odor - The cunt
> started her period on the carpet in my truck.
>
> As luck had it, I always carry a roll of paper for
> clean my windows or touching up after the car
> wash. I grabbed the roll, and got a giant wad to
> clean myself, and to stem the flow of the period.
> Kinda like a giant maxi pad.
>
> I got her skirt back on her, and got the jug of
> blue washer fluid I had. I poured it on my hands
> to wash them, and poured more on some more paper
> towels. Using the washer fluid soaked paper
> towels, I cleaned/wiped my crotch and cock, and
> cleaned her legs down to her ankles so the cabbie
> would not refuse to take her off of my hands.
>
> The cabbie came, and I gave him 25 bucks to take
> her home in Franklin Farms, and I got the hell
> home myself where I took a scalding shower.
>
> Did I mention this was in August? The next day the
> heat made my 4 Runner stink like rotten pissy
> meat. I took the truck to the detail people next
> to the Jiffy Lube, and had them shampoo
> everything.
>
> The smell was still there. I tried glade, little
> green trees, Lysol, nothing worked. Thank God for
> President Obama, and the "Cash For Clunkers
> Program". I took that stinky bitch and traded it
> in.
>
> I am STD free, and haven't been to the Backyard
> since.

Thanks Obama!

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Re: Why are the girls in fairfax such whores
Posted by: Western Cowboy ()
Date: July 10, 2015 09:43AM

Sexy Wrote:
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> If you were a soccer Mom stressed about your kids
> teacher, playing taxi all day and your husband
> didn't give shit about sex, you'd be getting your
> stress relief from the local studs too!
>
> Half the husbands in NOVA could careless about
> great sex. They would rather watch some sports on
> TV.

Don't flatter yourself honey. We're watching sports because we are tied of your boring sex. Ever heard of lingerie or blowjobs? Try them sometime and maybe will watch less sports.

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