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wtf is the deal with aged cheese
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I AM the MAN
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Date: April 19, 2015 10:00PM
That shit is rotting and always tastes fucking gross. Don't give me that "you have to develop a taste for it" bullshit. No. I don't want to develop a taste for rotting fucking cheese. Fuck that shit.
And that's all i have to say about that!
And that's all i have to say about that!
Re: wtf is the deal with aged cheese
Posted by:
causeican
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Date: April 19, 2015 10:02PM
You are a true Dumb Ass
Re: wtf is the deal with aged cheese
Posted by:
I am STILL the MAN
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Date: April 19, 2015 10:25PM
causeican Wrote:
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> You are a true Dumb Ass
Cause I don't like roting fucking cheese! Go eat your godamn aged cheese bullshit! HAHA! You're eating rotting fucking cheese made from milk, and i'm the dumbass!
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> You are a true Dumb Ass
Cause I don't like roting fucking cheese! Go eat your godamn aged cheese bullshit! HAHA! You're eating rotting fucking cheese made from milk, and i'm the dumbass!
Re: wtf is the deal with aged cheese
Posted by:
Greybeard
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Date: April 19, 2015 10:49PM
When--or more likely, if--your palate matures, you'll understand.
Seriously, your tastes do evolve. Younger folks tend not to like stronger-flavored things. Things you hated as a child become palatable as you age. Proven fact.
As for strong aged cheese, you may or may not learn to like it. Some do, some don't. When I was a kid, I hated even aged Cheddar. Now I love things like Esrom, which my wife can't stand to be in the same room with (and which, yes, is "morse" spelled backward, go figure).
But saying it's "rotting" is just plain wrong. If you want to get technical, alcohol is a product of decay (it's yeast excretions). That tender steak you enjoyed the other day is tender because it's been partially digested through aging. And bread is fluffy because of more yeast excretions. I could go on, but perhaps you get the point.
OTOH, there's http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu -- I'd draw the line well before that point. But that's just me.
Seriously, your tastes do evolve. Younger folks tend not to like stronger-flavored things. Things you hated as a child become palatable as you age. Proven fact.
As for strong aged cheese, you may or may not learn to like it. Some do, some don't. When I was a kid, I hated even aged Cheddar. Now I love things like Esrom, which my wife can't stand to be in the same room with (and which, yes, is "morse" spelled backward, go figure).
But saying it's "rotting" is just plain wrong. If you want to get technical, alcohol is a product of decay (it's yeast excretions). That tender steak you enjoyed the other day is tender because it's been partially digested through aging. And bread is fluffy because of more yeast excretions. I could go on, but perhaps you get the point.
OTOH, there's http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu -- I'd draw the line well before that point. But that's just me.
Re: wtf is the deal with aged cheese
Posted by:
Mike O'Meara Show Fan
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Date: April 19, 2015 11:00PM
I AM the MAN Wrote:
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> That shit is rotting and always tastes fucking
> gross. Don't give me that "you have to develop a
> taste for it" bullshit. No. I don't want to
> develop a taste for rotting fucking cheese. Fuck
> that shit.
>
> And that's all i have to say about that!
You should only service Jewish guys; they're all circumcised.
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> That shit is rotting and always tastes fucking
> gross. Don't give me that "you have to develop a
> taste for it" bullshit. No. I don't want to
> develop a taste for rotting fucking cheese. Fuck
> that shit.
>
> And that's all i have to say about that!
You should only service Jewish guys; they're all circumcised.
Re: wtf is the deal with aged cheese
Posted by:
CSR
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Date: April 19, 2015 11:05PM
Sometimes pussy stinks too but you eat it anyway. What's the problem?
Re: wtf is the deal with aged cheese
Posted by:
Mike O'Meara Show Fan
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Date: April 20, 2015 03:16AM
CSR Wrote:
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> Sometimes pussy stinks too but you eat it anyway.
> What's the problem?
That's YOUR policy. Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie but I'll never know because I''ll never eat the filthy motherfucker.
You want to be the designated stinky pussy eater,
Be you lez,
Be you gay,
I say nigger have it your way.
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> Sometimes pussy stinks too but you eat it anyway.
> What's the problem?
That's YOUR policy. Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie but I'll never know because I''ll never eat the filthy motherfucker.
You want to be the designated stinky pussy eater,
Be you lez,
Be you gay,
I say nigger have it your way.
Re: wtf is the deal with aged cheese
Posted by:
Ying Ko
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Date: April 20, 2015 05:16AM
Fucking kids ruined this forum.
Re: wtf is the deal with aged cheese
Posted by:
Blew Cheez
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Date: April 20, 2015 06:15AM
causeican Wrote:
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> You are a true Dumb Ass
Agreed. OP is a dumbass. All cheese is aged to some extent. Not all aged cheese is pungent. oP needs to be educated on the wonders of cheese.
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> You are a true Dumb Ass
Agreed. OP is a dumbass. All cheese is aged to some extent. Not all aged cheese is pungent. oP needs to be educated on the wonders of cheese.
Re: wtf is the deal with aged cheese
Posted by:
abelard
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Date: April 20, 2015 03:58PM
>Not all aged cheese is pungent. oP needs to be educated on the wonders of cheese.
OP, plenty of cheese you can buy sucks ass and you're right not to like it. Stay away from the cheap stuff and be willing to spend a few bucks. Better yet, go to Wegmans (which has a pretty good selection), pick out a few mild cheeses you want to try and ask them for a sample. They'll cut a piece off for you so you can try without paying first.
I'd start with something not too aged, say danish blue or some such. You can move on to the really stinky stuff but make sure you eat them with a bit of bread. Not crackers - cheese and crackers, all you taste are crackers. Oh, and some types of cheese you're never gonna like but you might find some that you do. Best of luck.
OP, plenty of cheese you can buy sucks ass and you're right not to like it. Stay away from the cheap stuff and be willing to spend a few bucks. Better yet, go to Wegmans (which has a pretty good selection), pick out a few mild cheeses you want to try and ask them for a sample. They'll cut a piece off for you so you can try without paying first.
I'd start with something not too aged, say danish blue or some such. You can move on to the really stinky stuff but make sure you eat them with a bit of bread. Not crackers - cheese and crackers, all you taste are crackers. Oh, and some types of cheese you're never gonna like but you might find some that you do. Best of luck.
Re: wtf is the deal with aged cheese
Posted by:
D. Stewart
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Date: April 20, 2015 04:24PM
>Not all aged cheese is pungent. oP needs to be educated on the wonders of cheese.
sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a Brie
I Cheddar the world
and the Feta cheese
everybody's looking for Stilton
sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a Brie
I Cheddar the world
and the Feta cheese
everybody's looking for Stilton
Re: wtf is the deal with aged cheese
Posted by:
Mike O'Meara Show Fan
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Date: April 20, 2015 04:51PM
Ying Ko Wrote:
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> Fucking kids ruined this forum.
Then maybe you should stop fucking kids.
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> Fucking kids ruined this forum.
Then maybe you should stop fucking kids.
Re: wtf is the deal with aged cheese
Posted by:
LVDG4
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Date: April 20, 2015 05:50PM
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Re: wtf is the deal with aged cheese
Posted by:
TvLpt
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Date: April 20, 2015 05:51PM
euro cheese. smells bad.
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Re: wtf is the deal with aged cheese
Posted by:
Eat This
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Date: April 20, 2015 08:43PM
The bacteria that makes your feet stink after a 4-hour run are the same bacteria that make cheese stink. In fact, cheeses have been made from feet, armpits, crotches, and belly buttons. Which of you stinky-cheese lovers wants to lick my feet? Maybe I'll wear the same socks for a week to sweeten the deal for ya!
Re: wtf is the deal with aged cheese
Posted by:
EKGhm
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Date: April 20, 2015 09:05PM
Technically, rotting milk.
Re: wtf is the deal with aged cheese
Posted by:
Henry Wensleydale
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Date: April 20, 2015 09:17PM
OP, I suggest you try each of the cheeses mentioned in this video. You will develop quite a taste for the fermented curd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yci3Fa6zDLg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yci3Fa6zDLg
Re: wtf is the deal with aged cheese
Posted by:
The Hildebeast
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Date: April 20, 2015 11:43PM
If you like foul smelling cheese, you can eat my snatch. Bill won't, but surely one of my loyal subjects will!
Re: wtf is the deal with aged cheese
Posted by:
cheese loveer
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Date: April 21, 2015 01:01AM
If you have ever sprinkled a good cheese on your noodles, this forum would serve you better. Parm is good, but reggiano is better.