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As we begin to clean the brew tanks, sweep up the drywall dust and add the final touches, we wanted to share our excitement by offering a pre-opening discount and tour of the space!

You’re invited to visit Caboose Brewing Company from Monday, April 6th to Friday, April 10th (3–6pm) as we countdown to our opening day. You’ll receive a 15% discount on Gift Cards in $25, $50 and $100 denominations. You’ll also have the opportunity to purchase Caboose Brewing Company glassware and t-shirts.

520 Mill Street, NE
Vienna, Virginia

So you have to enter in the rear?

Worst location ever for a brewpub. Nothing there to draw people in. It's for all intents and purposes at the end of a dead end street. The parking situation is most likely horrendous as other tenants would be unlikely to relinquish their spaces. You'd have to be Vienna stupid to think this is a good idea. These mopes will be pounding beers in Whole Foods again by year's end.

X(stupid)2 Wrote:
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> Worst location ever for a brewpub. Nothing there
> to draw people in. It's for all intents and
> purposes at the end of a dead end street. The
> parking situation is most likely horrendous as
> other tenants would be unlikely to relinquish
> their spaces. You'd have to be Vienna stupid to
> think this is a good idea. These mopes will be
> pounding beers in Whole Foods again by year's end.


"It's for all intents and purposes at the end of a dead end street."

It IS at the end of a dead end street...what are you trying to say?

Vienna Stout Wrote:
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> X(stupid)2 Wrote:
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> > Worst location ever for a brewpub. Nothing
> there
> > to draw people in. It's for all intents and
> > purposes at the end of a dead end street. The
> > parking situation is most likely horrendous as
> > other tenants would be unlikely to relinquish
> > their spaces. You'd have to be Vienna stupid
> to
> > think this is a good idea. These mopes will be
> > pounding beers in Whole Foods again by year's
> end.
>
>
> "It's for all intents and purposes at the end of a
> dead end street."
>
> It IS at the end of a dead end street...what are
> you trying to say?

Well, that will make it easy for the Vienna Police to keep track of how long people have been at the brewery and pull them over on the "one way in one way out" road for a field sobriety check. No thank you.

"You’ll also have the opportunity to purchase Caboose Brewing Company glassware and t-shirts."

Why would you purchase glassware or T-shirts for an unproven product? I would think someone would become a fan of their beer before wanting to wear/advertise their product.

Vienna Stout Wrote:
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> X(stupid)2 Wrote:
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> > Worst location ever for a brewpub. Nothing
> there
> > to draw people in. It's for all intents and
> > purposes at the end of a dead end street. The
> > parking situation is most likely horrendous as
> > other tenants would be unlikely to relinquish
> > their spaces. You'd have to be Vienna stupid
> to
> > think this is a good idea. These mopes will be
> > pounding beers in Whole Foods again by year's
> end.
>
>
> "It's for all intents and purposes at the end of a
> dead end street."
>
> It IS at the end of a dead end street...

Well technically speaking, you can cut through the Town's property yard and pop out on Glyndon if the gates are open.

> what are
> you trying to say?

The location sucks big hairy donkey balls. Is that clear enough for you?

The location sucks big hairy donkey balls. Is that clear enough for you?

So your saying for all intensive purposes, the location sucks big hairy donkey
balls?

Got it.

No, it's for all in tents in purposes.

Vienna cops don't sit outside of the Vienna Inn and pull people over after it closes, so I don't expect them to do that at the Caboose Brewery. Drive the speed limit and come to a complete stop at stop signs and you will be fine.

Yeah, but the Vienna Town Council has told the Vienna cops to "lean" on Caboose Brewing...you know, make the patrons "uncomfortable," as they depart...roust 'em, toss their cars, make it clear that the mattress barons don't like independent breweries in "their" town...

Judging by the video feed the place looks to be somewhat spacious and well designed too.

https://www.dropcam.com/p/caboose

Are they located next to the Caboose Matteress Outlet Mall? They'll have plenty of foot traffic.

kev Wrote:
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> Judging by the video feed the place looks to be
> somewhat spacious and well designed too.
>
> https://www.dropcam.com/p/caboose


Mangy dog walking around, no actual work being done, no furniture, etc.

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As we begin to clean the brew tanks, sweep up the drywall dust and add the final touches, we wanted to share our excitement by offering a pre-opening discount and tour of the space!

You’re invited to visit Caboose Brewing Company from Monday, April 6th to Friday, April 10th (3–6pm) as we countdown to our opening day. You’ll receive a 15% discount on Gift Cards in $25, $50 and $100 denominations. You’ll also have the opportunity to purchase Caboose Brewing Company glassware and t-shirts.

Thank you for all the support you’ve shown Caboose Brewing Company; we hope to see you soon!

I don't want any goddam asswear or glasses, I want some goddam BEER!

And if you are interested in more fine dining, Clarity has opened in Vienna. https://www.facebook.com/clarityvienna

Damn, there'll be cold-fusion-powered Segways on the market before Caboose Brewery opens...

Caboose Brewing is going to be Vienna’s answer to Hooters. All of the female bartenders will wear Daisy Dukes and have a distinctive physical characteristic.

Joke Man Wrote:
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> Caboose Brewing is going to be Vienna’s answer
> to Hooters. All of the female bartenders will
> wear Daisy Dukes and have a distinctive physical
> characteristic.


That's so crazy it might work! Have you suggested this to Caboose?

Hey, how about a "Check out my caboose" t-shirt?

Marketing Rep Wrote:
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> Joke Man Wrote:
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> > Caboose Brewing is going to be Vienna’s
> answer
> > to Hooters. All of the female bartenders will
> > wear Daisy Dukes and have a distinctive
> physical
> > characteristic.
>
>
> That's so crazy it might work! Have you suggested
> this to Caboose?
>
> Hey, how about a "Check out my caboose" t-shirt?

Rename it "Beaver Brewing Company" and all of FU will come.

Or "Vienna Mattressbiter Brewing"!

The FU regulars will make it their regular hangout, whenever their moms will drive them down...

kev Wrote:
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> Judging by the video feed the place looks to be
> somewhat spacious and well designed too.
>
> https://www.dropcam.com/p/caboose

You could fit an entire mattress showroom in there.

laurie dirocco's jeans Wrote:
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> kev Wrote:
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> > Judging by the video feed the place looks to be
> > somewhat spacious and well designed too.
> >
> > https://www.dropcam.com/p/caboose
>
> You could fit an entire mattress showroom in
> there.


Don't joke about mattresses...they're the life blood of Vienna!

It sounds like Caboose Brewing will open officially on May 5.

Free brews at 9 pm on May 5 to the lady with the biggest caboose!

Vienna Stout Wrote:
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> X(stupid)2 Wrote:
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> > Worst location ever for a brewpub. Nothing
> there
> > to draw people in. It's for all intents and
> > purposes at the end of a dead end street. The
> > parking situation is most likely horrendous as
> > other tenants would be unlikely to relinquish
> > their spaces. You'd have to be Vienna stupid
> to
> > think this is a good idea. These mopes will be
> > pounding beers in Whole Foods again by year's
> end.
>
>
> "It's for all intents and purposes at the end of a
> dead end street."
>
> It IS at the end of a dead end street...what are
> you trying to say?

Yes and no. It ends at the Town of Vienna yard. If Town Council members were smart, they would extend Mill St. and have it come out at Glyndon and John Marshall. (And if pigs could fly ...) That would enable many drivers to bypass the Church St. clusterf*ck during rush hour.

Yes...but, those gridlocked commuters on Maple Ave have all the time in the world to look at the colorful mattress ads that line the street, and perhaps they might make a whimsical decision to pick up a new King Size mattress on the way home!

spring beer ==> beer foam ==> foam mattress ==> mattress spring ==> spring beer ==> ...

Vienna's circle of life Wrote:
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> spring beer ==> beer foam ==> foam mattress ==>
> mattress spring ==> spring beer ==> ...


I tried singing this, but it just doesn't flow. Perhaps a few Pillowbiter Ales might help.

Sleep, Sleep, Sleep... Wrote:
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> Yes...but, those gridlocked commuters on Maple Ave
> have all the time in the world to look at the
> colorful mattress ads that line the street, and
> perhaps they might make a whimsical decision to
> pick up a new King Size mattress on the way home!

The sad thing is that Vienna Town Council might actually believe that.

laurie dirocco's jeans Wrote:
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> kev Wrote:
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> > Judging by the video feed the place looks to be
> > somewhat spacious and well designed too.
> >
> > https://www.dropcam.com/p/caboose
>
> You could fit an entire mattress showroom in
> there.

Nicely played! Go get yourself a Twix!