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A Skank Problem
Posted by: Dean Wormee ()
Date: March 15, 2015 10:45AM

A skank has dug out an area under my front porch and boozing it up, leaving a mess with empty beer bottles and used condoms. Any ideas for getting rid of it?

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Re: A Skank Problem
Posted by: Hottie Body ()
Date: March 15, 2015 10:46AM

Tell your mom to go back to Sunrise.

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Re: A Skank Problem
Posted by: Dean Wormer ()
Date: March 15, 2015 12:33PM

Dean Wormee Wrote:
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> A skank has dug out an area under my front porch
> and boozing it up, leaving a mess with empty beer
> bottles and used condoms. Any ideas for getting
> rid of it?

LOL

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Re: A Skank Problem
Posted by: fourlegs ()
Date: March 15, 2015 01:14PM

Hottie Body Wrote:
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> Tell your mom to go back to Sunrise.


LOL +11111111111

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Re: A Skank Problem
Posted by: Apology Boobs ()
Date: March 15, 2015 01:17PM

Megan Toohey bothering you?

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Re: A Skank Problem
Posted by: TOOheyFUNNY ()
Date: March 15, 2015 01:24PM

Apology Boobs Wrote:
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> Megan Toohey bothering you?


Nice one...

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Re: A Skank Problem
Posted by: face the problem ()
Date: March 15, 2015 01:40PM


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Re: A Skank Problem
Posted by: Skankinator ()
Date: March 15, 2015 07:30PM

Show the skank that you don't have any money. Trust me, she will leave.

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Re: A Skank Problem
Posted by: katie ()
Date: March 15, 2015 11:34PM

Use a powerful magnet to pull the skank out by its nipple piercings and nose stud.

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Re: A Skank Problem
Posted by: a rank skank ()
Date: March 16, 2015 06:01AM

Skankinator Wrote:
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> Show the skank that you don't have any money.
> Trust me, she will leave.



Aaron, is that you?

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