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Three Larger Women in a Silver Caravan Parking Lot Robbers
Posted by: Notice ()
Date: December 10, 2014 01:05PM

Be aware
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Re: Three Larger Women in a Silver Caravan Parking Lot Robbers
Posted by: At large fries ()
Date: December 10, 2014 01:53PM

A "robbery situation" and "stay prayed up".

What the fuck does that even mean?

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Re: Three Larger Women in a Silver Caravan Parking Lot Robbers
Posted by: Montgomery Burns ()
Date: December 10, 2014 04:13PM

Silly negroes.

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Re: Three Larger Women in a Silver Caravan Parking Lot Robbers
Posted by: CH3NO2 ()
Date: December 10, 2014 04:17PM

At large fries Wrote:
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> A "robbery situation" and "stay prayed up".
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> What the fuck does that even mean?


That's nog talk.

Brandywine/Bowie......that says it all. Notice how the nog wouldn't say the robbers were nogs even tho we know it.

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Re: Three Larger Women in a Silver Caravan Parking Lot Robbers
Posted by: Plus Size ()
Date: December 10, 2014 04:23PM

I'd be more worried about three oversized women eating me.

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Re: Three Larger Women in a Silver Caravan Parking Lot Robbers
Posted by: local ()
Date: December 10, 2014 04:54PM

Two stage trigger. First stage engaged when conversation begins in said parking lot, second stage released when dodo comes creeping up. Repeat as required...Wait for cops.

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Re: Three Larger Women in a Silver Caravan Parking Lot Robbers
Posted by: eT3Nt ()
Date: December 11, 2014 04:23PM

oh yea. that's why i don't hit up black women from dc

now i remember

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Re: Three Larger Women in a Silver Caravan Parking Lot Robbers
Posted by: CxcxU ()
Date: December 11, 2014 04:26PM

^^^^^ does not date black women due to small dick !!!!

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Re: Three Larger Women in a Silver Caravan Parking Lot Robbers
Posted by: WEjTK ()
Date: December 11, 2014 04:27PM

what you mean than black dick ?

should a dick be longer than than your GF's fore-arms ?

sounds more like genetic mutation or giantism to me, or like a cup / underwear manufacturing problem

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Re: Three Larger Women in a Silver Caravan Parking Lot Robbers
Posted by: Joe Tex ()
Date: December 11, 2014 11:20PM

Three nights ago I was at a disco
Man, I wanted to bump, I was rarin' to go
And this big fat woman, bumped me on the floor
She was rarin' to go, that chick was rarin' to go

Man she did a dip, almost broke my hip
She was gettin' down, that chick was gettin' down
She wanted to bump some more, but I told her, no
You done knocked me down once
You done knocked me down once

Said, if you want to dance
Find you a big fat man
Y'all both can get on down
Y'all both can get on down, huh

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

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Re: Three Larger Women in a Silver Caravan Parking Lot Robbers
Posted by: 0bama ()
Date: December 12, 2014 12:20AM

Taste the rainbow, silly white boy!!

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