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Sink Hole GW Parkway Southbound after 123
Posted by: Sink Hole ()
Date: December 01, 2014 11:55PM

Sinkhole is 25- to 30-feet wide and about 30-feet long and is located just south of Route 123.

Traffic heading South on the Parkway will be diverted to Route 123.

The road will be closed until after the Tuesday morning commute.

Northbound lanes on the GW Parkway are open.

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Re: Sink Hole GW Parkway Southbound after 123
Posted by: al gore jr ()
Date: December 02, 2014 10:04AM

This is clearly due to global warming. I warned you little morons to send me money to stop this, but some of you cheapskates didn't comply. Now you'll be sorry!

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Re: Sink Hole GW Parkway Southbound after 123
Posted by: Imbecile... ()
Date: December 02, 2014 10:07AM

I guess it's just hard to make jokes on a topic that you don't understand to begin with.

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Re: Sink Hole GW Parkway Southbound after 123
Posted by: ho hum ()
Date: December 02, 2014 10:15AM

Imbecile... Wrote:
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> I guess it's just hard to make jokes on a topic
> that you don't understand to begin with.


It wasn't a very good joke, but there is nothing in the attempt at humor to indicate that al gore jr does not understand global warming. On the other hand, your statement indicates that you understand very little about anthropogenic climate change either and your statement is clear evidence of that.

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Re: Sink Hole GW Parkway Southbound after 123
Posted by: Imbecile... ()
Date: December 02, 2014 01:00PM

ho hum Wrote:
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> It wasn't a very good joke, but there is nothing
> in the attempt at humor to indicate that al gore
> jr does not understand global warming.

There is if he think sink holes are part of it. These are typically a product of ordinary hydrology impacting a on susceptible geology.

> On the other hand, your statement indicates that you
> understand very little about anthropogenic climate
> change either and your statement is clear evidence
> of that.

Really? Make me laugh some more by trying to explain how.

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Re: Sink Hole GW Parkway Southbound after 123
Posted by: J6mVF ()
Date: December 02, 2014 01:07PM

Imbecile... Wrote:
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> Really? Make me laugh some more by trying to
> explain how.

Try reading some of these unbiased, non-partisan articles: "Obama Doesn't Like Coal, So You Should"; "It's Pretty Cold Right Now, Global Warming Is Bunk"; "The Great Recycling Conspiracy"; "If I Want To Litter, I'll Litter Goddamn It".

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Re: Sink Hole GW Parkway Southbound after 123
Posted by: ho hum ()
Date: December 02, 2014 01:22PM

Imbecile... Wrote:
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> ho hum Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It wasn't a very good joke, but there is
> nothing
> > in the attempt at humor to indicate that al
> gore
> > jr does not understand global warming.
>
> There is if he think sink holes are part of it.
> These are typically a product of ordinary
> hydrology impacting a on susceptible geology.

http://www.itv.com/news/2014-02-18/what-are-sinkholes/


http://www.nbcnews.com/science/science-news/science-sinkholes-why-central-florida-seems-so-unstable-f6C10898311

This happened in the wake of Tropical Storm Debby in June 2012. "It came across Florida after a period of drought where water levels in the ground were lower and then we had the massive influx of rain, over 20 inches in some areas, and that change in the climate and the groundwater levels triggered hundreds of sinkholes across the state over a very, very short period of time," Arthur said.

> > On the other hand, your statement indicates that
> you
> > understand very little about anthropogenic
> climate
> > change either and your statement is clear
> evidence
> > of that.
>
> Really? Make me laugh some more by trying to
> explain how.


See above.

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Re: Sink Hole GW Parkway Southbound after 123
Posted by: Agenda Translator ()
Date: December 02, 2014 07:25PM

Anything that supports agenda of libnazi dictatorships and elimination of individual rights = Climate Change Caused It.
Anything that doesn't = It's Just Weather.
Got it!

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Re: Sink Hole GW Parkway Southbound after 123
Posted by: bam! ()
Date: December 03, 2014 10:29AM

ho hum Wrote:
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> Imbecile... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ho hum Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > It wasn't a very good joke, but there is
> > nothing
> > > in the attempt at humor to indicate that al
> > gore
> > > jr does not understand global warming.
> >
> > There is if he think sink holes are part of it.
>
> > These are typically a product of ordinary
> > hydrology impacting a on susceptible geology.
>
> http://www.itv.com/news/2014-02-18/what-are-sinkho
> les/
>
>
> http://www.nbcnews.com/science/science-news/scienc
> e-sinkholes-why-central-florida-seems-so-unstable-
> f6C10898311
>
> This happened in the wake of Tropical Storm Debby
> in June 2012. "It came across Florida after a
> period of drought where water levels in the ground
> were lower and then we had the massive influx of
> rain, over 20 inches in some areas, and that
> change in the climate and the groundwater
> levels triggered hundreds of sinkholes across the
> state over a very, very short period of time,"
> Arthur said.
>
> > > On the other hand, your statement indicates
> that
> > you
> > > understand very little about anthropogenic
> > climate
> > > change either and your statement is clear
> > evidence
> > > of that.
> >
> > Really? Make me laugh some more by trying to
> > explain how.
>
>
> See above.

LOL!

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Re: Sink Hole GW Parkway Southbound after 123
Posted by: Still a complete IMBECILE ()
Date: December 03, 2014 04:33PM

ho hum Wrote:
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> See above.

So much dumber than the worst I had expected. Hydrology and geology seem to be quite beyond your furthest horizons. What a total moron!

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Re: Sink Hole GW Parkway Southbound after 123
Posted by: Karst before the horse ()
Date: December 03, 2014 04:46PM

ho hum Wrote:
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> Imbecile... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ho hum Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > It wasn't a very good joke, but there is
> > nothing
> > > in the attempt at humor to indicate that al
> > gore
> > > jr does not understand global warming.
> >
> > There is if he think sink holes are part of it.
>
> > These are typically a product of ordinary
> > hydrology impacting a on susceptible geology.
>
> http://www.itv.com/news/2014-02-18/what-are-sinkho
> les/
>
>
> http://www.nbcnews.com/science/science-news/scienc
> e-sinkholes-why-central-florida-seems-so-unstable-
> f6C10898311
>
> This happened in the wake of Tropical Storm Debby
> in June 2012. "It came across Florida after a
> period of drought where water levels in the ground
> were lower and then we had the massive influx of
> rain, over 20 inches in some areas, and that
> change in the climate and the groundwater
> levels triggered hundreds of sinkholes across the
> state over a very, very short period of time,"
> Arthur said.
>

Which has been happening for millions of years and has little to nothing to do with "climate change."

See Karst Topography.


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Re: Sink Hole GW Parkway Southbound after 123
Posted by: LOL... ()
Date: December 03, 2014 05:04PM

It's the CLIMATE versus WEATHER thing again. If the difference between GLOBAL and LOCAL doesn't send them spinning, the dumbshits will always fall apart over that one. They just don't get it at all.

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Re: Sink Hole GW Parkway Southbound after 123
Posted by: Wow! ()
Date: December 03, 2014 05:08PM

Karst before the horse Wrote:
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> Which has been happening for millions of years and
> has little to nothing to do with "climate change."

It's almost as if hydrology and geology have something to do with it!

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Re: Sink Hole GW Parkway Southbound after 123
Posted by: dJcWM ()
Date: December 03, 2014 05:36PM

LOL... Wrote:
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> It's the CLIMATE versus WEATHER thing again. If
> the difference between GLOBAL and LOCAL doesn't
> send them spinning, the dumbshits will always fall
> apart over that one. They just don't get it at
> all.


Oh, we get it.

If it's Obama talking about a single event that matches up with the narrative like Hurricane Sandy, then it's "climate change."

If it's near 20 years of models falling out of significant correlation, then it's "weather."

lulz

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Re: Sink Hole GW Parkway Southbound after 123
Posted by: ho hum ()
Date: December 04, 2014 09:28AM

Still a complete IMBECILE Wrote:
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> ho hum Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > See above.
>
> So much dumber than the worst I had expected.
> Hydrology and geology seem to be quite beyond your
> furthest horizons. What a total moron!

Actually, you're the idiot if you believe that hydrology is not alleged to be impacted by climate change.

https://portal.azoah.com/oedf/documents/08A-AWS001-DWR/Supplemental_Beverly_et_al/20040000%20Christensen%20et%20al%20Effects%20of%20Climate%20Change%20on%20Hydrology%20and%20Water%20Resources_Colorado%20River%20B.pdf

https://ipcc.ch/ipccreports/tar/wg2/pdf/wg2TARfrontmatter.pdf

You've been embarrassed here. Just hang your head in shame and go away. That, or post as a disgruntled lesbian. Either way, you lose again. ZAP!

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Re: Sink Hole GW Parkway Southbound after 123
Posted by: The IMBECILE gets dumber ()
Date: December 04, 2014 10:43AM

ho hum Wrote:
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> You've been embarrassed here. Just hang your head
> in shame and go away. That, or post as a
> disgruntled lesbian. Either way, you lose again.
> ZAP!

So sinkholes are pretty much a matter of hydrology and geology. Everybody knows that. Except apparently a few underage asswipe dumbfucks. Go back to class, twerp-boy. And zip up your fly while you're at it.

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Re: Sink Hole GW Parkway Southbound after 123
Posted by: ho hum ()
Date: December 04, 2014 11:00AM

The IMBECILE gets dumber Wrote:
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> ho hum Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You've been embarrassed here. Just hang your
> head
> > in shame and go away. That, or post as a
> > disgruntled lesbian. Either way, you lose
> again.
> > ZAP!
>
> So sinkholes are pretty much a matter of hydrology
> and geology. Everybody knows that. Except
> apparently a few underage asswipe dumbfucks. Go
> back to class, twerp-boy. And zip up your fly
> while you're at it.


Keep denying hydrology is alleged to be impacted by climate change. It only makes you look stupider. You think you are smarter than the Nobel winning scientists at the IPCC? That or you're just trolling for attention.

As usual, you've got nothing. Zero. Zip. Nada. Zilch. Just keep digging your own sinkhole deeper. You must be used to looking up at those of us (everyone) more intelligent than you. ZAP!

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Re: Sink Hole GW Parkway Southbound after 123
Posted by: Hey, stupid fuck! ()
Date: December 04, 2014 12:08PM

"There is if he think sink holes are part of it. These are typically a product of ordinary hydrology impacting a on susceptible geology."

48 hours and it still hasn't sunk in. Now that's DUMB!!!

By the way, your sorry 8th grade ass is getting redder and redder, my little pipsqueak dumbshit.
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Re: Sink Hole GW Parkway Southbound after 123
Posted by: ho hum ()
Date: December 04, 2014 12:28PM

Hey, stupid fuck! Wrote:
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> "There is if he think sink holes are part of it.
> These are typically a product of ordinary
> hydrology impacting a on susceptible geology."

Reposting an incorrect assertion does not make it any more true. Are you denying that the Nobel prize winning scientists of the IPCC determined that climate change has an impact on hydrology?

> 48 hours and it still hasn't sunk in. Now that's
> DUMB!!!

Tell me about it. You've been given the links to show you how wrongheaded you are and you still won't accept facts. The stupid is strong with you.

For your edification:

http://ipcc.ch/ipccreports/sres/regional/index.php?idp=72

Granted, you are undoubtedly too stupid to understand a word in that report, but I'll sum it up for you. It means you are dead ass fucking wrong, pissant.

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Re: Sink Hole GW Parkway Southbound after 123
Posted by: Off the charts dumb... ()
Date: December 04, 2014 12:34PM

Go jump off a cliff, asshole. You got jack-shit.

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Re: Sink Hole GW Parkway Southbound after 123
Posted by: ho hum ()
Date: December 04, 2014 12:41PM

Off the charts dumb... Wrote:
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> Go jump off a cliff, asshole. You got jack-shit.


I have the Nobel prize winning scientists of the IPCC supporting my assertion. What do you have besides bullshit and lies, fuckstick?

Do you even know what the IPCC is? Did you before you Googled it yesterday?

Here's some more:

http://ipcc.ch/ipccreports/sres/regional/index.php?idp=199

Whatchya got, dipshit?

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Re: Sink Hole GW Parkway Southbound after 123
Posted by: You've got nada but BUTTHURT ()
Date: December 04, 2014 04:16PM

LOL! As always, I've got you by the balls, you pitiful douchebag.

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Re: Sink Hole GW Parkway Southbound after 123
Posted by: ho hum ()
Date: December 04, 2014 04:25PM

You've got nada but BUTTHURT Wrote:
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> LOL! As always, I've got you by the balls, you
> pitiful douchebag.


With your lies and misinformation? Yeah, not so much, but as always keep declaring yourself a victor. Eventually, you might even believe it. You'd be the only one.

You're just a douche trying to convince people you are more informed than Nobel prize winning IPCC scientists.

Read and weep:

http://www.ipcc.ch/ipccreports/tar/wg2/index.php?idp=166

Looks like the gnat gets zapped again!

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Re: Sink Hole GW Parkway Southbound after 123
Posted by: Baltimore & Ohio ()
Date: December 04, 2014 04:40PM

You know, this is all a rather familiar pattern we're seeing here. Spotter is working up in Pennsylvania this week, but I sent him an e-mail to suggest that he might like to drop by. LOL!

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Re: Sink Hole GW Parkway Southbound after 123
Posted by: Sybil ()
Date: December 04, 2014 04:44PM

Baltimore & Ohio Wrote:
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> You know, this is all a rather familiar pattern
> we're seeing here. Spotter is working up in
> Pennsylvania this week, but I sent him an e-mail
> to suggest that he might like to drop by. LOL!


Tell him to bring his man hating lesbian with him! LOL!

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Re: Sink Hole GW Parkway Southbound after 123
Posted by: World's DUMBEST DUMBFUCK ()
Date: December 04, 2014 05:46PM

ho hum Wrote:
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> With your lies and misinformation? Yeah, not so
> much, but as always keep declaring yourself a
> victor. Eventually, you might even believe it.
> You'd be the only one.

Recap for feeble-ass fucktards:

Sinkholes are typically a product of ordinary hydrology impacting on a susceptible geology. These processes are millions of years old, long predating either global warming or the IPCC. The ongoing and quite unsurprising operation of these garden variety forces is what produced the sinkhole on the GW Parkway earlier this week. There is nothing at all about that event to connect it to global warming. Nada, zip, zero, nothing. The total dumbass who first tried to imply such a connection was an unbelievably ignorant full-of-shit asshole. Much like yourself. There is meanwhile exactly nothing -- that's nothing at all -- in any of the pointless series of links you have put up that comes even close to beginning to make such a connection. It doesn't exist. It was just a sinkhole.

At the end of the day, you are just one hopeless castrato mindlessly singing the soprano line in a thoroughly failed opera for reasons that no other earthly being can begin to comprehend. Now go ahead you little puppet and make an even bigger ass of yourself. Surely you've not yet run out of stupid things to say or meaningless nonsense to link to. Thumbalina, dance! Thumbalina, sing! What a sorry mess you've made of everything.

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Re: Sink Hole GW Parkway Southbound after 123
Posted by: vxCDp ()
Date: December 04, 2014 05:50PM

This thread when classic FFU, totally off course, personal attacks, bad behavior, bad language.

Guess it's original purpose was just to be informational?

What a way for the thread to degrade and spin out of control.

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Re: Sink Hole GW Parkway Southbound after 123
Posted by: Geologist in Fairfax ()
Date: December 04, 2014 06:21PM

That area of GW parkway has NO LIMESTONE. Just Chlorite Schist & Mica Schist, Granite Gniess. Dense Metamorphic & meta-igneous geology. Not Karst. However road building techniques "back in the day" , fill dirt compaction, subsurface soil erosion more likely related to storm water culverts & water diversion ditches- undermining the subsurface roadbed (supporting soil) then became weak over the years, finally giving way. More likely the cause.

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Re: Sink Hole GW Parkway Southbound after 123
Posted by: ho hum ()
Date: December 04, 2014 06:36PM

World's DUMBEST DUMBFUCK Wrote:
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> ho hum Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > With your lies and misinformation? Yeah, not
> so
> > much, but as always keep declaring yourself a
> > victor. Eventually, you might even believe it.
>
> > You'd be the only one.
>
> Recap for feeble-ass fucktards:
>
> Sinkholes are typically a product of ordinary
> hydrology impacting on a susceptible geology.
> These processes are millions of years old, long
> predating either global warming or the IPCC. The
> ongoing and quite unsurprising operation of these
> garden variety forces is what produced the
> sinkhole on the GW Parkway earlier this week.
> There is nothing at all about that event to
> connect it to global warming. Nada, zip, zero,
> nothing. The total dumbass who first tried to
> imply such a connection was an unbelievably
> ignorant full-of-shit asshole. Much like
> yourself. There is meanwhile exactly nothing --
> that's nothing at all -- in any of the pointless
> series of links you have put up that comes even
> close to beginning to make such a connection. It
> doesn't exist. It was just a sinkhole.
>
> At the end of the day, you are just one hopeless
> castrato mindlessly singing the soprano line in a
> thoroughly failed opera for reasons that no other
> earthly being can begin to comprehend. Now go
> ahead you little puppet and make an even bigger
> ass of yourself. Surely you've not yet run out of
> stupid things to say or meaningless nonsense to
> link to. Thumbalina, dance! Thumbalina, sing!
> What a sorry mess you've made of everything.

Sorry gnat, haven't you heard you've been zapped. Fried beyond all recognition.

IPCC says sinkholes will be more prevalent due to climate change. You claimed that the incidence of sinkholes were not impacted by climate change. The IPCC says differently. That's the only fact that matters and one you're to retarded to understand.

C'mon fly a bit closed to the zapper again and get re-fried. All your lies have been discredited. Every. Single. One.

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Re: Sink Hole GW Parkway Southbound after 123
Posted by: Hydrologist in Fairfax ()
Date: December 04, 2014 07:26PM

Geologist in Fairfax Wrote:
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> That area of GW parkway has NO LIMESTONE. Just
> Chlorite Schist & Mica Schist, Granite Gniess.
> Dense Metamorphic & meta-igneous geology. Not
> Karst. However road building techniques "back in
> the day" , fill dirt compaction, subsurface soil
> erosion more likely related to storm water
> culverts & water diversion ditches- undermining
> the subsurface roadbed (supporting soil) then
> became weak over the years, finally giving way.
> More likely the cause.


Nobody said that it did. That was posted in response to the post re sinkholes in FL.

Beyond that, I'd agree with your assessment re this case.

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Re: Sink Hole GW Parkway Southbound after 123
Posted by: Geologist if Fairfax ()
Date: December 04, 2014 09:18PM

This is FAIRFAX. So why post about sinkholes/Karst in FL. (or Central Virginia for that matter) it is OFF topic This is an informational site about Fairfax. Note Subject " Sink Hole GW Parkway Southbound after 123. So discussing the GW sink hole and info directly related.. and there you go.... Next some goof will post live karst porno in Texas.

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Re: Sink Hole GW Parkway Southbound after 123
Posted by: Hydrologist in Fairfax ()
Date: December 04, 2014 09:45PM

Geologist if Fairfax Wrote:
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> This is FAIRFAX. So why post about sinkholes/Karst
> in FL. (or Central Virginia for that matter) it is
> OFF topic This is an informational site about
> Fairfax. Note Subject " Sink Hole GW Parkway
> Southbound after 123. So discussing the GW sink
> hole and info directly related.. and there you
> go.... Next some goof will post live karst porno
> in Texas.


Don't fucking ask me.

The other climate change dummy was the one who posted it as having something to do with the sinkhole here.

> http://www.nbcnews.com/science/science-news/
>science-sinkholes-why-central-florida-seems-so-unstable-f6C10898311
>

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Re: Sink Hole GW Parkway Southbound after 123
Posted by: map reader ()
Date: December 05, 2014 01:06AM

Geologist if Fairfax Wrote:
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> This is FAIRFAX. So why post about sinkholes/Karst
> in FL. (or Central Virginia for that matter) it is
> OFF topic This is an informational site about
> Fairfax. Note Subject " Sink Hole GW Parkway
> Southbound after 123. So discussing the GW sink
> hole and info directly related.. and there you
> go.... Next some goof will post live karst porno
> in Texas.


The sinkhole was not in Fairfax.

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Re: Sink Hole GW Parkway Southbound after 123
Posted by: bKemG ()
Date: December 05, 2014 04:42PM

he he. my new application tells Siri to detour traffic to the pothole. thank you for making the information public ! vive la france !
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