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Best mattress store in Vienna?
Posted by:
Tapawingo Rd
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Date: October 13, 2014 09:01PM
What's the best mattress store in Vienna? I'm from another part of the county too high class to have mattress stores so me and the missus have to drive to Vienna tomorrow to get a new one.
Re: Best mattress store in Vienna?
Posted by:
Sleep Tonight
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Date: October 13, 2014 09:14PM
Check out Urban Matress 229 Maple Ave E
Decent independant shop run by the owner and is a no pressure shop.
I needed a few foundations and was planning on going to a big box store, called him up, he had 2 at a good price, pulled up front, had it guys load the truck.
Like to support local businesses when I can.
Decent independant shop run by the owner and is a no pressure shop.
I needed a few foundations and was planning on going to a big box store, called him up, he had 2 at a good price, pulled up front, had it guys load the truck.
Like to support local businesses when I can.
Re: Best mattress store in Vienna?
Posted by:
Mashie Drive Mattress Co.
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Date: October 13, 2014 09:26PM
Mashie Drive Mattress Co. currently cruises the streets of Vienna collecting used/stained mattresses from the curb side. We re-cover them and offer them at deep discounts to the residents of 22180. We will be opening 15 locations on Maple Ave. in the near future for your convenience. Mention the Warhawks and get an additional discount.
Re: Best mattress store in Vienna?
Posted by:
Tough call...
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Date: October 13, 2014 09:29PM
There are so many to choose from.
Re: Best mattress store in Vienna?
Posted by:
Mashie Drive Mattress Co.
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Date: October 13, 2014 09:29PM
^^ Forgot to mention. If you are a "large person" and need extra support,ask for the "Pudge" model.
Re: Best mattress store in Vienna?
Posted by:
Tapawingo Rd
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Date: October 14, 2014 12:45AM
Not a large person. Sure, I've got a couple extra pounds with age setting in, but not a fatty. Just need a new mattress after making the current one last 11 years. And looking to upgrade from queen to king size.
Re: Best mattress store in Vienna?
Posted by:
Maple Avenue Somnolence
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Date: October 14, 2014 06:33AM
Our "Actually ..." model has all the appearances of a high-quality mattress, but with no substance. It can only be tolerated for a short time. Our "anonymous liberal" model is actually the same mattress, but with a slightly lower price.
Re: Best mattress store in Vienna?
Posted by:
I Smell Smoke...
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Date: October 14, 2014 09:58AM
That sounds like a list of other FFXU posters you've been burned by. Am I on the right track here?
Re: Best mattress store in Vienna?
Posted by:
Maple Avenue Somnolence
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Date: October 14, 2014 11:50AM
I Smell Smoke... Wrote:
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> That sounds like a list of other FFXU posters
> you've been burned by. Am I on the right track
> here?
Both models are flame retardant. They may smolder but they are incapable of combustion.
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> That sounds like a list of other FFXU posters
> you've been burned by. Am I on the right track
> here?
Both models are flame retardant. They may smolder but they are incapable of combustion.
Re: Best mattress store in Vienna?
Posted by:
I Smell Smoke
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Date: October 14, 2014 12:11PM
Maple Avenue Somnolence Wrote:
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> I Smell Smoke... Wrote:
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> > That sounds like a list of other FFXU posters
> > you've been burned by. Am I on the right track
> > here?
>
> Both models are flame retardant. They may smolder
> but they are incapable of combustion.
Quite unlike your sorry ass, then...
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> I Smell Smoke... Wrote:
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> > That sounds like a list of other FFXU posters
> > you've been burned by. Am I on the right track
> > here?
>
> Both models are flame retardant. They may smolder
> but they are incapable of combustion.
Quite unlike your sorry ass, then...
Re: Best mattress store in Vienna?
Posted by:
impotent mattresses
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Date: October 14, 2014 12:20PM
Maple Avenue Somnolence Wrote:
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> I Smell Smoke... Wrote:
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> > That sounds like a list of other FFXU posters
> > you've been burned by. Am I on the right track
> > here?
>
> Both models are flame retardant. They may smolder
> but they are incapable of combustion.
I also heard that they are quite soft. They can't get firm.
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> I Smell Smoke... Wrote:
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> > That sounds like a list of other FFXU posters
> > you've been burned by. Am I on the right track
> > here?
>
> Both models are flame retardant. They may smolder
> but they are incapable of combustion.
I also heard that they are quite soft. They can't get firm.
Re: Best mattress store in Vienna?
Posted by:
this shit again
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Date: October 14, 2014 12:21PM
OP lives in Sterling or Chantirry, and thinks Vienna sucks. We get it. I'm sure he thinks Falls Church, Arlington, and DC suck too. Go enjoy Route 50 or 28 or whatever fucking downtown you live near you douche. I hear theres a new chipotle! woo
Re: Best mattress store in Vienna?
Posted by:
Vienna Sausage
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Date: October 14, 2014 12:22PM
I Smell Smoke... Wrote:
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> That sounds like a list of other FFXU posters
> you've been burned by. Am I on the right track
> here?
Naaa... Just some asshole who we regularly abuse here to the point that he has to resort to complimenting his own posts under different names thinking that nobody knows that it's him. Kind of pitiful Actually...
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> That sounds like a list of other FFXU posters
> you've been burned by. Am I on the right track
> here?
Naaa... Just some asshole who we regularly abuse here to the point that he has to resort to complimenting his own posts under different names thinking that nobody knows that it's him. Kind of pitiful Actually...
Re: Best mattress store in Vienna?
Posted by:
Asshole Chatter
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Date: October 14, 2014 12:26PM
ANOTHER GOOBER ASSHOLE AT IT AGAIN
WHAT IS THIS VIENNAUNDERGROUND?!?!
WHAT IS THIS VIENNAUNDERGROUND?!?!
Re: Best mattress store in Vienna?
Posted by:
Sleeping Better
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Date: October 14, 2014 12:36PM
The best mattress store, just south of Kings Dominion:
The Original Mattress Company
10108 Brook Road, Glen Allen, VA 23059
Phone: (804) 262-5199
Store Hours:
Mon-Fri: 10:00 AM - 8:00 PM
Saturday: 10:00 AM - 6:00 PM
Sunday: 12:00 PM - 5:00 PM
They deliver to Vienna.
The Original Mattress Company
10108 Brook Road, Glen Allen, VA 23059
Phone: (804) 262-5199
Store Hours:
Mon-Fri: 10:00 AM - 8:00 PM
Saturday: 10:00 AM - 6:00 PM
Sunday: 12:00 PM - 5:00 PM
They deliver to Vienna.
Re: Best mattress store in Vienna?
Posted by:
I Smell Smoke
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Date: October 14, 2014 12:41PM
Vienna Sausage Wrote:
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> Naaa... Just some asshole who we regularly abuse
> here to the point that he has to resort to
> complimenting his own posts under different names
> thinking that nobody knows that it's him. Kind of
> pitiful Actually...
Not very convincing. That butthurt is plainly still smoldering away over there. You must have been really badly burned a whole lot of times. Tough thing to have to carry around, I'd guess.
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> Naaa... Just some asshole who we regularly abuse
> here to the point that he has to resort to
> complimenting his own posts under different names
> thinking that nobody knows that it's him. Kind of
> pitiful Actually...
Not very convincing. That butthurt is plainly still smoldering away over there. You must have been really badly burned a whole lot of times. Tough thing to have to carry around, I'd guess.
Re: Best mattress store in Vienna?
Posted by:
Vienna Sausage
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Date: October 14, 2014 12:59PM
I Smell Smoke Wrote:
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> Vienna Sausage Wrote:
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> > Naaa... Just some asshole who we regularly
> abuse
> > here to the point that he has to resort to
> > complimenting his own posts under different
> names
> > thinking that nobody knows that it's him. Kind
> of
> > pitiful Actually...
>
> Not very convincing. That butthurt is plainly
> still smoldering away over there. You must have
> been really badly burned a whole lot of times.
> Tough thing to have to carry around, I'd guess.
Yeah, go with that one...
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> Vienna Sausage Wrote:
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> > Naaa... Just some asshole who we regularly
> abuse
> > here to the point that he has to resort to
> > complimenting his own posts under different
> names
> > thinking that nobody knows that it's him. Kind
> of
> > pitiful Actually...
>
> Not very convincing. That butthurt is plainly
> still smoldering away over there. You must have
> been really badly burned a whole lot of times.
> Tough thing to have to carry around, I'd guess.
Yeah, go with that one...
Re: Best mattress store in Vienna?
Posted by:
Orgy Stores
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Date: October 14, 2014 01:06PM
The mattress stores are famous for after work adult orgies. Careful when try one out in the stores.
Re: Best mattress store in Vienna?
Posted by:
I Smell Smoke
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Date: October 14, 2014 01:27PM
Vienna Sausage Wrote:
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> Yeah, go with that one...
This is a courtesy call from CVS Pharmacy. Your refill for Dr. Zoidberg's Butthurt Cream is now ready for pickup. You may pick up your refill of Dr. Zoidberg's Butthurt Cream at you earliest convenience. Thank you for being a valued customer of CVS Pharmacy.
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> Yeah, go with that one...
This is a courtesy call from CVS Pharmacy. Your refill for Dr. Zoidberg's Butthurt Cream is now ready for pickup. You may pick up your refill of Dr. Zoidberg's Butthurt Cream at you earliest convenience. Thank you for being a valued customer of CVS Pharmacy.
Re: Best mattress store in Vienna?
Posted by:
age of taking action
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Date: October 14, 2014 01:39PM
I Smell Smoke Wrote:
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> Vienna Sausage Wrote:
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> > Yeah, go with that one...
>
> This is a courtesy call from CVS Pharmacy.
I bet you have CVS on speed dial.
> Your refill for Dr. Zoidberg's Butthurt Cream is now
> ready for pickup. You may pick up your refill of
> Dr. Zoidberg's Butthurt Cream at you earliest
> convenience. Thank you for being a valued
> customer of CVS Pharmacy.
That was a pretty flaccid response, even for you. Maybe you should try harder.
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> Vienna Sausage Wrote:
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> > Yeah, go with that one...
>
> This is a courtesy call from CVS Pharmacy.
I bet you have CVS on speed dial.
> Your refill for Dr. Zoidberg's Butthurt Cream is now
> ready for pickup. You may pick up your refill of
> Dr. Zoidberg's Butthurt Cream at you earliest
> convenience. Thank you for being a valued
> customer of CVS Pharmacy.
That was a pretty flaccid response, even for you. Maybe you should try harder.
Re: Best mattress store in Vienna?
Posted by:
I Smell Smoke
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Date: October 14, 2014 03:24PM
age of taking action Wrote:
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> That was a pretty flaccid response, even for you.
> Maybe you should try harder.
Be sure to rub in thoroughly. Repeat as necessary -- which will be often.
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> That was a pretty flaccid response, even for you.
> Maybe you should try harder.
Be sure to rub in thoroughly. Repeat as necessary -- which will be often.
.
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Re: Best mattress store in Vienna?
Posted by:
age of taking action
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Date: October 14, 2014 03:28PM
I Smell Smoke Wrote:
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> age of taking action Wrote:
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> > That was a pretty flaccid response, even for
> you.
> > Maybe you should try harder.
>
> Be sure to rub in thoroughly. Repeat as necessary
> -- which will be often.
> .
Sticking with the same impotent theme?
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> age of taking action Wrote:
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> > That was a pretty flaccid response, even for
> you.
> > Maybe you should try harder.
>
> Be sure to rub in thoroughly. Repeat as necessary
> -- which will be often.
> .
Sticking with the same impotent theme?
Re: Best mattress store in Vienna?
Posted by:
Vienna Sausage
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Date: October 14, 2014 03:31PM
age of taking action Wrote:
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> I Smell Smoke Wrote:
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> > age of taking action Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > That was a pretty flaccid response, even for
> > you.
> > > Maybe you should try harder.
> >
> > Be sure to rub in thoroughly. Repeat as
> necessary
> > -- which will be often.
> > .
>
> Sticking with the same impotent theme?
I don't think that he understands that making fun of his dumb ass isn't being butthurt.
Old folks don't really get those meme thingys.
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> I Smell Smoke Wrote:
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> > age of taking action Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > That was a pretty flaccid response, even for
> > you.
> > > Maybe you should try harder.
> >
> > Be sure to rub in thoroughly. Repeat as
> necessary
> > -- which will be often.
> > .
>
> Sticking with the same impotent theme?
I don't think that he understands that making fun of his dumb ass isn't being butthurt.
Old folks don't really get those meme thingys.
Re: Best mattress store in Vienna?
Posted by:
I Smell Smoke
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Date: October 14, 2014 03:59PM
age of taking action Wrote:
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> Sticking with the same impotent theme?
Dude, you've been trashed, and this is hardly your first trip to the woodshed. Don't you get it? You are a chew-toy. You are a fish in a barrel. There is nothing more to you than that.
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> Sticking with the same impotent theme?
Dude, you've been trashed, and this is hardly your first trip to the woodshed. Don't you get it? You are a chew-toy. You are a fish in a barrel. There is nothing more to you than that.
Re: Best mattress store in Vienna?
Posted by:
I Smell Smoke
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Date: October 14, 2014 04:03PM
Now I'm going to use another name to congratulate myself for a most awesome post.
Re: Best mattress store in Vienna?
Posted by:
Dudley Dudright
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Date: October 14, 2014 04:04PM
I Smell Smoke Wrote:
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> Now I'm going to use another name to congratulate
> myself for a most awesome post.
Dude, you rock. You really told them.
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> Now I'm going to use another name to congratulate
> myself for a most awesome post.
Dude, you rock. You really told them.
Re: Best mattress store in Vienna?
Posted by:
age of taking action
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Date: October 14, 2014 04:18PM
I Smell Smoke Wrote:
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> age of taking action Wrote:
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> > Sticking with the same impotent theme?
>
> Dude, you've been trashed, and this is hardly your
> first trip to the woodshed. Don't you get it?
> You are a chew-toy. You are a fish in a barrel.
> There is nothing more to you than that.
Another limp dicked response from a limp dick.
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> age of taking action Wrote:
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> > Sticking with the same impotent theme?
>
> Dude, you've been trashed, and this is hardly your
> first trip to the woodshed. Don't you get it?
> You are a chew-toy. You are a fish in a barrel.
> There is nothing more to you than that.
Another limp dicked response from a limp dick.
Re: Best mattress store in Vienna?
Posted by:
I Smell Smoke
()
Date: October 14, 2014 04:21PM
Vienna Sausage Wrote:
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> I don't think that he understands that making fun
> of his dumb ass isn't being butthurt.
LOL! You hopeless dopes trip yourselves up left and right. You are masters of exactly nothing. Little carnival side-shpw dolls to be knocked over with a flick-of-the-wrist fastball. What a hapless troop of overstuffed buffoons.
Doink! A fat one right in the kisser, down you go again. Two-bit losers...
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> I don't think that he understands that making fun
> of his dumb ass isn't being butthurt.
LOL! You hopeless dopes trip yourselves up left and right. You are masters of exactly nothing. Little carnival side-shpw dolls to be knocked over with a flick-of-the-wrist fastball. What a hapless troop of overstuffed buffoons.
Doink! A fat one right in the kisser, down you go again. Two-bit losers...
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Re: Best mattress store in Vienna?
Posted by:
I Smell Smoke
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Date: October 14, 2014 05:06PM
Dudley Dudright Wrote:
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> I Smell Smoke Wrote:
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> > Now I'm going to use another name to
> congratulate
> > myself for a most awesome post.
>
>
> Dude, you rock. You really told them.
Actually... I'm an insecure loser.
That's why I have to constantly declare myself to be winning; otherwise, nobody else would know that.
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> I Smell Smoke Wrote:
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> > Now I'm going to use another name to
> congratulate
> > myself for a most awesome post.
>
>
> Dude, you rock. You really told them.
Actually... I'm an insecure loser.
That's why I have to constantly declare myself to be winning; otherwise, nobody else would know that.