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How can the Kevin James Mall Cop look-a-like security guard over at Tysons Corner Mall protect the mall from PG & DC blacks when he can barely restrain a crowd of horny teenage girls?
Posted by: Silver Line Opening July 26th ()
Date: June 27, 2014 02:24PM

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How can the Kevin James Mall Cop look-a-like security guard over at Tysons Corner Mall protect the mall from PG & DC blacks when he can barely restrain a crowd of horny teenage girls?

Watch this video clip and see for yourself.

The PG & DC blacks who will start coming to the mall on July 26th will be just as large as him if not larger.

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Re: How can the Kevin James Mall Cop look-a-like security guard over at Tysons Corner Mall protect the mall from PG & DC blacks when he can barely restrain a crowd of horny teenage girls?
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Date: June 27, 2014 04:03PM

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Re: How can the Kevin James Mall Cop look-a-like security guard over at Tysons Corner Mall protect the mall from PG & DC blacks when he can barely restrain a crowd of horny teenage girls?
Posted by: c7wCD ()
Date: June 27, 2014 05:18PM

Oh no not Matt Espinoza again!?!

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Re: How can the Kevin James Mall Cop look-a-like security guard over at Tysons Corner Mall protect the mall from PG & DC blacks when he can barely restrain a crowd of horny teenage girls?
Posted by: Poor guy ()
Date: June 27, 2014 05:26PM

Poor guy. To have have to deal with that kind of shit at your job. I would hate everyone and everything around me.

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Re: How can the Kevin James Mall Cop look-a-like security guard over at Tysons Corner Mall protect the mall from PG & DC blacks when he can barely restrain a crowd of horny teenage girls?
Posted by: Paul Blart ()
Date: June 27, 2014 05:31PM

Poor guy Wrote:
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> Poor guy. To have have to deal with that kind of
> shit at your job. I would hate everyone and
> everything around me.
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Re: How can the Kevin James Mall Cop look-a-like security guard over at Tysons Corner Mall protect the mall from PG & DC blacks when he can barely restrain a crowd of horny teenage girls?
Posted by: Yeah ()
Date: June 27, 2014 06:34PM

c7wCD Wrote:
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> Oh no not Matt Espinoza again!?!

Yeah but his fans do not like to play the knockout game.

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Re: How can the Kevin James Mall Cop look-a-like security guard over at Tysons Corner Mall protect the mall from PG & DC blacks when he can barely restrain a crowd of horny teenage girls?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 27, 2014 10:20PM

They're gonna need armed security guards! Maybe get some Conservators of the Peace to come in...lol

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Re: How can the Kevin James Mall Cop look-a-like security guard over at Tysons Corner Mall protect the mall from PG & DC blacks when he can barely restrain a crowd of horny teenage girls?
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: June 27, 2014 10:41PM

Horny teenage girls can be quite a handful.

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Re: How can the Kevin James Mall Cop look-a-like security guard over at Tysons Corner Mall protect the mall from PG & DC blacks when he can barely restrain a crowd of horny teenage girls?
Posted by: Neighborhood watch captain ()
Date: June 27, 2014 10:46PM

I think yucky24. would make a great security gaurd

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Re: How can the Kevin James Mall Cop look-a-like security guard over at Tysons Corner Mall protect the mall from PG & DC blacks when he can barely restrain a crowd of horny teenage girls?
Posted by: Makes no difference ()
Date: June 27, 2014 10:50PM

I always thought tysons was shit anyway. bunch of hype by whitey.

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Re: How can the Kevin James Mall Cop look-a-like security guard over at Tysons Corner Mall protect the mall from PG & DC blacks when he can barely restrain a crowd of horny teenage girls?
Posted by: Security ()
Date: June 28, 2014 12:06PM

Makes no difference Wrote:
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> I always thought tysons was shit anyway. bunch of
> hype by whitey.


Then stay the fuck home.

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Re: How can the Kevin James Mall Cop look-a-like security guard over at Tysons Corner Mall protect the mall from PG & DC blacks when he can barely restrain a crowd of horny teenage girls?
Posted by: Observer. ()
Date: June 28, 2014 12:22PM

Mall cop looking security dude is there everyday.

Does he ever get a day off?

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Re: How can the Kevin James Mall Cop look-a-like security guard over at Tysons Corner Mall protect the mall from PG & DC blacks when he can barely restrain a crowd of horny teenage girls?
Posted by: July 26th ()
Date: June 29, 2014 03:18PM

eesh Wrote:
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> They're gonna need armed security guards! Maybe
> get some Conservators of the Peace to come
> in...lol

July 26th is less than 1 month away.

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Re: How can the Kevin James Mall Cop look-a-like security guard over at Tysons Corner Mall protect the mall from PG & DC blacks when he can barely restrain a crowd of horny teenage girls?
Posted by: (R)etard Alert ()
Date: June 29, 2014 03:25PM

July 26th Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > They're gonna need armed security guards! Maybe
> > get some Conservators of the Peace to come
> > in...lol
>
> July 26th is less than 1 month away.


The funny thing is, these moron republicans post on this website all their links next to Eesh's dudes getting pounded and stabitha teenage date rape rank posts, they get high rankings, then when people show up they see the likes of yucky24 and nignog talkin about how black people are destroying, silver back line, etc etc

You think someone on the fence (not me or gerry or any of the other progressives who like fuckin with you yokels) actually would show up on this site and say YEA! I agree with that racist douchebag who sounds like hes from 1955!

Lol, keep digging your graves morons, tell Reince his idea of turning Fairfax in 2016 aint workin, or atleast that he has to hire some actual talent.


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Re: How can the Kevin James Mall Cop look-a-like security guard over at Tysons Corner Mall protect the mall from PG & DC blacks when he can barely restrain a crowd of horny teenage girls?
Posted by: Independent ()
Date: June 29, 2014 03:26PM

Is that the best you've got?

When will you race baiters come up w/ original content, and not crap you heard on Stormfront?

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Re: How can the Kevin James Mall Cop look-a-like security guard over at Tysons Corner Mall protect the mall from PG & DC blacks when he can barely restrain a crowd of horny teenage girls?
Posted by: stormfront? ()
Date: June 29, 2014 03:33PM

Independent Wrote:
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> Is that the best you've got?
>
> When will you race baiters come up w/ original
> content, and not crap you heard on Stormfront?


Oh you mean the teabagger site. Dunno, pretty sure if I log in there I'll get some sort of virus. That site has lower production quality and security than a german porn site.

The funny thing is, these moron republicans post on this website all their links next to Eesh's dudes getting pounded and stabitha teenage date rape rank posts, they get high rankings, then when people show up they see the likes of yucky24 and nignog talkin about how black people are destroying, silver back line, etc etc

You think someone on the fence (not me or gerry or any of the other progressives who like fuckin with you yokels) actually would show up on this site and say YEA! I agree with that racist douchebag who sounds like hes from 1955!

Lol, keep digging your graves morons, tell Reince his idea of turning Fairfax in 2016 aint workin, or atleast that he has to hire some actual talent.


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Re: How can the Kevin James Mall Cop look-a-like security guard over at Tysons Corner Mall protect the mall from PG & DC blacks when he can barely restrain a crowd of horny teenage girls?
Posted by: Less than 1 week to go ()
Date: July 18, 2014 01:36PM

The new silver line is less than 1 week away.

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Re: How can the Kevin James Mall Cop look-a-like security guard over at Tysons Corner Mall protect the mall from PG & DC blacks when he can barely restrain a crowd of horny teenage girls?
Posted by: hermon de Hernduras ()
Date: July 18, 2014 01:40PM

Oh yee mang now I can gets to painting work in tyson easy

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Re: How can the Kevin James Mall Cop look-a-like security guard over at Tysons Corner Mall protect the mall from PG & DC blacks when he can barely restrain a crowd of horny teenage girls?
Posted by: AWESOME ()
Date: July 18, 2014 01:50PM

AWESOME. TOTALLY AWESOME.

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Re: How can the Kevin James Mall Cop look-a-like security guard over at Tysons Corner Mall protect the mall from PG & DC blacks when he can barely restrain a crowd of horny teenage girls?
Posted by: Less than 24 hours to go ()
Date: July 25, 2014 01:24PM

Less than 24 hours to go.

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Re: How can the Kevin James Mall Cop look-a-like security guard over at Tysons Corner Mall protect the mall from PG & DC blacks when he can barely restrain a crowd of horny teenage girls?
Posted by: Glock 9 johnson ()
Date: July 25, 2014 01:31PM

Finna be the furst one on da train

can hardly wait fo dis


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Re: How can the Kevin James Mall Cop look-a-like security guard over at Tysons Corner Mall protect the mall from PG & DC blacks when he can barely restrain a crowd of horny teenage girls?
Posted by: Snakes on a Train ()
Date: July 25, 2014 08:11PM

The good news is, the libs get what they ask for. The bad news is, the rest of us do, too.

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Re: How can the Kevin James Mall Cop look-a-like security guard over at Tysons Corner Mall protect the mall from PG & DC blacks when he can barely restrain a crowd of horny teenage girls?
Posted by: Yucky24 no friends stabitha ()
Date: July 26, 2014 11:09AM

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