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helicopter and swingers
Posted by: curious George ()
Date: June 06, 2014 11:19PM

I saw a helicopter flying around tonight in Herndon. I heard the were busting up a big swingers party. A anyone know more?

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Re: helicopter and swingers
Posted by: really? ()
Date: June 06, 2014 11:33PM

Just call the heliport, they will give you some basic info...

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Re: helicopter and swingers
Posted by: Jackdaniels ()
Date: June 06, 2014 11:35PM

Maybe the PWC VL swingers had to relocate.

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Re: helicopter and swingers
Posted by: Can See Why ()
Date: June 06, 2014 11:49PM

I did run into a bunch of swingers two weeks ago at Friday Night Live in Herndon.

I saw the helicopter fly over FNL tonight but that was in the middle of the show. I doubt there is much of a reason to bust up a swingers party. Usually they are very quiet and low key. Couples and single ladies pair off or watch other couples or massage each other. There is drinking but usually no drugs.

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Re: helicopter and swingers
Posted by: curiousgeorgetheswinger ()
Date: June 07, 2014 02:33PM

I was there. What seemed like a perfectly innocent Craigslist Swingers party turned into a nightmare in which I was center stage.

I was summoned to a mansion in the Fox Mill neighborhood with credentials given to me at another party where I ran into an old friend.

Once inside I was surrounded by people in masks and tuxedo's, and forced to strip naked. A 400 pound woman with navel piecing directed me to stare at here "boo-who". That was the angriest looking vagina I have ever seen. Also, the navel piercing looked a like a trailer hitch.

They hung donuts on the zucchini, shoved me out the front gate naked with bound wrists, and called in a anonymous tip to the FCPD.

FCPD reports the donuts were delicious.

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Re: helicopter and swingers
Posted by: shazam ()
Date: June 07, 2014 08:19PM

Holy crap that sounded like a par-tay!

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Re: helicopter and swingers
Posted by: Flight deck operations ()
Date: June 07, 2014 09:21PM

Correction we were flying county VIPs to the swingers party but is was really a BDSM party. Lots of whips and leather jumpsuits, weird bunch.

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Re: helicopter and swingers
Posted by: The Other White Meat ()
Date: June 08, 2014 08:00AM

Flight deck operations Wrote:
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> Correction we were flying county VIPs to the
> swingers party but is was really a BDSM party.
> Lots of whips and leather jumpsuits, weird bunch.

I heard the highlight was the Ger-Bear sandwich. That's a threesome with Gerry Connelly, GerryManderer2 and a lucky seventeen year old boy toy.

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