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To all County Career Firefighters
Posted by: Juan Blaze ()
Date: May 11, 2014 09:24PM

Thanks for all you do.

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Re: To all County Career Firefighters
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: May 11, 2014 09:41PM

Juan Blaze Wrote:
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> Thanks for all you do,
Signed, jerry Lewis

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Re: To all County Career Firefighters
Posted by: Tick ()
Date: May 11, 2014 09:58PM

Yeh, thanks for working ten days a month or less.

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Re: To all County Career Firefighters
Posted by: 2068 ()
Date: May 11, 2014 10:30PM

Tick Wrote:
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> Yeh, thanks for working ten days a month or less.

You're welcome.

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Re: To all County Career Firefighters
Posted by: Pro Boot ()
Date: May 14, 2014 05:04AM

I trade away a lot of my time, I'd say most months I work 3 days a month.

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Re: To all County Career Firefighters
Posted by: Jerry's Yids ()
Date: May 14, 2014 10:34AM

Thanks for ramming that lame-ass boot in our faces at intersections.

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Re: To all County Career Firefighters
Posted by: Highlander ()
Date: May 14, 2014 11:06AM

I appreciate how they drive three trucks, four ambulances, and six SUV's through the intersections in 30 second intervals to jack up traffic lights.

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Re: To all County Career Firefighters
Posted by: SPEAR CHUKR PHIL ()
Date: May 14, 2014 12:22PM

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Yea for little 10 year old Suzy with a sprained ankle!

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Re: To all County Career Firefighters
Posted by: I know ()
Date: May 14, 2014 08:37PM

If you assholes would call for real emergencies instead of your sprained ankle or sliver in your finger or stubbed toe that wouldn't happen. Hey tick jealous you can't get hired you fucking loser volunteering in a paid county

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Re: To all County Career Firefighters
Posted by: Hungry Man ()
Date: May 14, 2014 09:12PM

If you assholes would call for real emergencies instead of your sprained ankle or sliver in your finger or stubbed toe that wouldn't happen. Hey tick jealous you can't get hired you fucking loser volunteering in a paid county



Oh noes! Now you're going to complain that you got PTSD from all these insults and take a month off...

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Re: To all County Career Firefighters
Posted by: Broken Toe ()
Date: May 14, 2014 09:30PM

"Hey tick jealous you can't get hired you fucking loser volunteering in a paid county"

You sound mad. Did a female (or male) volunteer not have sex with you while you were watching NASCAR races in your lounge?

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Re: To all County Career Firefighters
Posted by: IAFFer ()
Date: May 15, 2014 09:23PM

You people so jelly of my job. Get over it.

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Re: To all County Career Firefighters
Posted by: I like you ()
Date: May 15, 2014 10:49PM

I like you. But don't act like your job is hard.

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Re: To all County Career Firefighters
Posted by: Where is my dues money going? ()
Date: May 15, 2014 10:55PM

That's funny...how much of the IAFF budget goes towards defending the criminal and incompetent firefighters in DC?

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Re: To all County Career Firefighters
Posted by: jerry mcmansion ()
Date: May 15, 2014 11:04PM

Thanks for rushing to the scene when the fire alarm malfunctions in our steel and concrete office building built with sprinkler system and fire retardant drywall, ceiling tiles, and carpets. We feel so much safer when you arrive and mill around in the parking lot for 25 minutes.

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Re: To all County Career Firefighters
Posted by: IAFFer ()
Date: May 16, 2014 05:12AM

jerry mcmansion Wrote:
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> Thanks for rushing to the scene when the fire
> alarm malfunctions in our steel and concrete
> office building built with sprinkler system and
> fire retardant drywall, ceiling tiles, and
> carpets. We feel so much safer when you arrive and
> mill around in the parking lot for 25 minutes.


You're welcome

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Re: To all County Career Firefighters
Posted by: Tequilachick ()
Date: May 16, 2014 12:40PM

Broken Toe Wrote:
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> "Hey tick jealous you can't get hired you fucking
> loser volunteering in a paid county"
>
> You sound mad. Did a female (or male) volunteer
> not have sex with you while you were watching
> NASCAR races in your lounge?


They are too busy watching porn to watch nascar. This is what gets them horny for volunteer chicks. Then again, many of this volunteer chicks are watching porn with them.

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Re: To all County Career Firefighters
Posted by: TRUTHSPEAKS ()
Date: May 16, 2014 01:09PM

Tick Wrote:
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> Yeh, thanks for working ten days a month or less.


Yes, ten days a month. But, those are 24 hour days. So, really career firefighters work more than 40 hours a week. Damn ticks. You get to make more money doing another job, then come jump on the trucks for shits and giggles. Try doing this for a living.

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Re: To all County Career Firefighters
Posted by: Ticked ()
Date: May 16, 2014 01:11PM

TRUTHSPEAKS Wrote:
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> Tick Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yeh, thanks for working ten days a month or
> less.
>
>
> Yes, ten days a month. But, those are 24 hour
> days. So, really career firefighters work more
> than 40 hours a week. Damn ticks. You get to
> make more money doing another job, then come jump
> on the trucks for shits and giggles. Try doing
> this for a living.


I don't remember getting paid to sleep at my desk. What are you working on while you are in the bunk room late at night, aside from a female volunteer?

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Re: To all County Career Firefighters
Posted by: Lulz-lulz ()
Date: May 16, 2014 10:23PM

Ticked Wrote:
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> TRUTHSPEAKS Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Tick Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Yeh, thanks for working ten days a month or
> > less.
> >
> >
> > Yes, ten days a month. But, those are 24 hour
> > days. So, really career firefighters work more
> > than 40 hours a week. Damn ticks. You get to
> > make more money doing another job, then come
> jump
> > on the trucks for shits and giggles. Try doing
> > this for a living.
>
>
> I don't remember getting paid to sleep at my desk.
> What are you working on while you are in the bunk
> room late at night, aside from a female volunteer?

Lulz

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Re: To all County Career Firefighters
Posted by: Dalmation ()
Date: May 16, 2014 11:10PM

"Ticks?"

How old are you? Do you listen to a Victrola at the station while grooming the horses?

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Re: To all County Career Firefighters
Posted by: Gamewell ()
Date: May 16, 2014 11:29PM

Tequilachick Wrote:
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> Broken Toe Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > "Hey tick jealous you can't get hired you
> fucking
> > loser volunteering in a paid county"
> >
> > You sound mad. Did a female (or male)
> volunteer
> > not have sex with you while you were watching
> > NASCAR races in your lounge?
>
>
> They are too busy watching porn to watch nascar.
> This is what gets them horny for volunteer chicks.
> Then again, many of this volunteer chicks are
> watching porn with them.


Watching porn after 10 is still ok. Coed watching porn leads to trips to the female bunk room.

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Re: To all County Career Firefighters
Posted by: News? ()
Date: May 17, 2014 09:38PM

Gamewell Wrote:
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> Tequilachick Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Broken Toe Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > "Hey tick jealous you can't get hired you
> > fucking
> > > loser volunteering in a paid county"
> > >
> > > You sound mad. Did a female (or male)
> > volunteer
> > > not have sex with you while you were watching
> > > NASCAR races in your lounge?
> >
> >
> > They are too busy watching porn to watch
> nascar.
> > This is what gets them horny for volunteer
> chicks.
> > Then again, many of this volunteer chicks are
> > watching porn with them.
>
>
> Watching porn after 10 is still ok. Coed watching
> porn leads to trips to the female bunk room.

How is this news?

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Re: To all County Career Firefighters
Posted by: Firegirl ()
Date: May 17, 2014 10:12PM

Still no pic of that superhot EMT? WTF?

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Re: To all County Career Firefighters
Posted by: 12 Lead ()
Date: May 17, 2014 10:18PM

Firegirl Wrote:
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> Still no pic of that superhot EMT? WTF?

Wrong thread, check the other one.

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Re: To all County Career Firefighters
Posted by: 4 Lead ()
Date: May 17, 2014 10:33PM

No pics there either of this mysterious superhot EMT...

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Re: To all County Career Firefighters
Posted by: 12 lead ()
Date: May 17, 2014 10:42PM

4 Lead Wrote:
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> No pics there either of this mysterious superhot
> EMT...

Last pic posted, the blonde, that's her.

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Re: To all County Career Firefighters
Posted by: M427 ()
Date: May 18, 2014 08:23PM

You guys are jealous because we can get 20somethjng EMT chicks to come to our station and blow us, no strings attached.

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Re: To all County Career Firefighters
Posted by: A422B ()
Date: May 19, 2014 06:58AM

4 Lead Wrote:
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> No pics there either of this mysterious superhot
> EMT...


her?
Attachments:
16595_10201563063269234_766107318_n.jpg

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Re: To all County Career Firefighters
Posted by: (giggles) ()
Date: May 19, 2014 11:50PM

These guys don't live in your county. They could careless. They are just happy to can make 100k a year doing what they are doing in overtime.

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Re: To all County Career Firefighters
Posted by: srs_actual ()
Date: May 20, 2014 07:47AM

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Re: To all County Career Firefighters
Posted by: Beerman ()
Date: May 20, 2014 12:13PM

A422B Wrote:
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> 4 Lead Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No pics there either of this mysterious
> superhot
> > EMT...
>
>
> her?

Zero beers......9 beers minimum

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Re: To all County Career Firefighters
Posted by: Firegirl ()
Date: May 20, 2014 09:59PM

Beerman Wrote:
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> A422B Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 4 Lead Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > No pics there either of this mysterious
> > superhot
> > > EMT...
> >
> >
> > her?
>
> Zero beers......9

So that's her?

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Re: To all County Career Firefighters
Posted by: mace ()
Date: May 20, 2014 10:34PM

yo, firegirl, are we going to need to warn this blond emt that you're going to be a predator or what...

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