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Happy Feelgood Story of the Day: Under the Advice of Witch Doctor, African Man Allows Hyena to BITE OFF HIS DICK
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: March 31, 2014 08:10PM

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Well for gawds sake he does look happy.


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A man has been left without genitals and with three missing toes after a witch doctor told him that losing his body parts would make him rich.
Chamangeni Zulu, from Malawi, has been hospitalised at Chipata General Hospital in Zambia, near the Malawi border, after he allowed the hyena to eat his manhood.
Mr Zulu told the Times of Zambia yesterday that he was promised by a witch doctor that by sacrificing his body parts he would become rich.


'I met some business persons who told me the best way to become rich was to sacrifice parts of my body,' he told the paper.
At around 4am on Monday last week, the man went into the Zambian bush.
Mr Zulu said: 'I was instructed to be naked and a hyena came to me and started eating my toes and eventually my manhood was eaten.'





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Re: Happy Feelgood Story of the Day: Under the Advice of Witch Doctor, African Man Allows Hyena to BITE OFF HIS DICK
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: March 31, 2014 08:11PM

I know, wrong forum!


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Edited 21 time(s). Last edit at 5/31/1967 05:57AM by WingNut.

Last edit at 11/30/2015 01:37PM Last edit at 5/14/2015 03:52PM Last edit at 1/28/2014 05:57AM Last edit at 11/29/2015 01:10PM Last edit at 3/14/2011 11:52PM Last edit at 7/20/2012 04:07AM
Last edit at 6/29/2013 11:18PM Last edit at 3/19/2011 01:02PM Last edit at 3/26/2012 09:07PM


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Re: Happy Feelgood Story of the Day: Under the Advice of Witch Doctor, African Man Allows Hyena to BITE OFF HIS DICK
Posted by: imbiker ()
Date: March 31, 2014 08:18PM

Guess he had 0bamaCare!
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