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Being single in Fairfax sucks
Posted by:
Three minus two
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Date: March 18, 2014 08:42AM
It sucks everywhere else too but at least you can cope.
Here, the women are knocked up by 22 and divorced by 24. Fat and unhealthy by 26 and desperate for a stable source of income and benefits that they can cheat on by 28.
Or they're alone for a good reason: being baby hungry cunts. It's sad that the decent looking women are workaholic loners with no personality and the ones having babies are rotten-souled demons who spread VD like wildfire.
My buddies tell me I'm "living the life" by being a single 30yr old male with a decent job... and I probably am compared to their banshee wives.
But where have all the normal and healthy women in the world go?
Here, the women are knocked up by 22 and divorced by 24. Fat and unhealthy by 26 and desperate for a stable source of income and benefits that they can cheat on by 28.
Or they're alone for a good reason: being baby hungry cunts. It's sad that the decent looking women are workaholic loners with no personality and the ones having babies are rotten-souled demons who spread VD like wildfire.
My buddies tell me I'm "living the life" by being a single 30yr old male with a decent job... and I probably am compared to their banshee wives.
But where have all the normal and healthy women in the world go?
Re: Being single in Fairfax sucks
Posted by:
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Date: March 18, 2014 08:50AM
I think we all see why you are single. You are a fucking ass hat.
Re: Being single in Fairfax sucks
Posted by:
gering
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Date: March 18, 2014 09:01AM
Loser!
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Re: Being single in Fairfax sucks
Posted by:
Ada's
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Date: March 18, 2014 09:11AM
You should probably move to another county to find better women then.
Re: Being single in Fairfax sucks
Posted by:
idea man
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Date: March 18, 2014 09:17AM
Go back to India and get a bride there.
Re: Being single in Fairfax sucks
Posted by:
20-Something Hottie
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Date: March 18, 2014 10:49AM
Hey, OP. My vibrator is a big deal compared to you. Probably cuter too.
Re: Being single in Fairfax sucks
Posted by:
Nice
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Date: March 18, 2014 10:50AM
gering Wrote:
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> Loser!
Made me giggle.
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> Loser!
Made me giggle.
Re: Being single in Fairfax sucks
Posted by:
Hitler69
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Date: March 18, 2014 11:20AM
Women are attracted to power. Hitler was an alpha male.
Women have no honor and will fuck an alpha who is literally an evil human exterminator. On the other hand men would fuck a hot serial killer woman.
Women have no honor and will fuck an alpha who is literally an evil human exterminator. On the other hand men would fuck a hot serial killer woman.
Re: Being single in Fairfax sucks
Posted by:
slow down a lil
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Date: March 18, 2014 11:26AM
Hitler69 Wrote:
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> Women are attracted to power. Hitler was an alpha
> male.
>
> Women have no honor and will fuck an alpha who is
> literally an evil human exterminator. On the
> other hand men would fuck a hot serial killer
> woman.
That may or may not be true, the bit about "women being attracted to power".
But I wouldn't get carried away about "women" being attracted to Hitler...the picture looks like he might have had ONE lady friend, and who knows her status. Was she "hot"?
Are you suggesting scores of hot German WOMEN were throwing themselves at Hitler?
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> Women are attracted to power. Hitler was an alpha
> male.
>
> Women have no honor and will fuck an alpha who is
> literally an evil human exterminator. On the
> other hand men would fuck a hot serial killer
> woman.
That may or may not be true, the bit about "women being attracted to power".
But I wouldn't get carried away about "women" being attracted to Hitler...the picture looks like he might have had ONE lady friend, and who knows her status. Was she "hot"?
Are you suggesting scores of hot German WOMEN were throwing themselves at Hitler?
Re: Being single in Fairfax sucks
Posted by:
Three goons
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Date: March 18, 2014 12:10PM
Women's vibrator is equivalent to a man's unlimited porn supply
My internet connection is a big deal compared to you
My internet connection is a big deal compared to you
Re: Being single in Fairfax sucks
Posted by:
like2eat@theY
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Date: March 18, 2014 12:46PM
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Posted by:
20-Something Hottie
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Date: March 18, 2014 01:44PM
Three goons Wrote:
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> My internet connection is a big deal compared to you
You have 72 hours to pay the fine, otherwise you will be arrested.
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> My internet connection is a big deal compared to you
You have 72 hours to pay the fine, otherwise you will be arrested.
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Re: Being single in Fairfax sucks
Posted by:
Greengrass
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Date: March 18, 2014 01:49PM
On the other side of that coin, being married sucks EVERYWHERE!
Re: Being single in Fairfax sucks
Posted by:
Ralph Pootawn
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Date: March 18, 2014 01:50PM
like2eat@theY Wrote:
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> .
That poor Range Rover
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> .
That poor Range Rover
Re: Being single in Fairfax sucks
Posted by:
Howaboutme?
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Date: March 18, 2014 02:08PM
Yea, I think it does suck being a man in this town. I write a halfway decent ad on Craigslist for a one-night stand, no pictures and say I'm so-so, decent body and close to 40... Had 300 responses from tall, handsome lawyer types!
Didn't meet any of them because I don't put out for free but, its fun masturbating to the pictures of imaginary boyfriends & laughing at them.
Think thats why they're all going to China, I smoke, I drink, I'm a total whiny, neurotic, entitled bitch and I love plastic surgery,clothes and toy dogs. study occult books on how to steal your lifeforce and hate to clean and cook! Oh, and I also hate to work!
Didn't meet any of them because I don't put out for free but, its fun masturbating to the pictures of imaginary boyfriends & laughing at them.
Think thats why they're all going to China, I smoke, I drink, I'm a total whiny, neurotic, entitled bitch and I love plastic surgery,clothes and toy dogs. study occult books on how to steal your lifeforce and hate to clean and cook! Oh, and I also hate to work!
Re: Being single in Fairfax sucks
Posted by:
when
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Date: March 18, 2014 07:22PM
when did talking in a nasal over enunciated rhythm become acceptable?
Re: Being single in Fairfax sucks
Posted by:
Yuuuuppppp
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Date: March 18, 2014 09:18PM
Greengrass Wrote:
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> On the other side of that coin, being married
> sucks EVERYWHERE!
Truer words were never spoken!
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> On the other side of that coin, being married
> sucks EVERYWHERE!
Truer words were never spoken!
Re: Being single in Fairfax sucks
Posted by:
vpbDF
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Date: March 19, 2014 09:53AM
This is one of the best areas in the country for singles. You're just a cynical son of a bitch that blames you being single on women instead of yourself.
Re: Being single in Fairfax sucks
Posted by:
Actually...
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Date: March 19, 2014 11:10AM
Greengrass Wrote:
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> On the other side of that coin, being married
> sucks EVERYWHERE!
Marriage is like being a lottery winner -- some people can handle it and some people can't.
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> On the other side of that coin, being married
> sucks EVERYWHERE!
Marriage is like being a lottery winner -- some people can handle it and some people can't.
Re: Being single in Fairfax sucks
Posted by:
Actually...
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Date: March 19, 2014 11:15AM
vpbDF Wrote:
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> This is one of the best areas in the country for
> singles.
Quite so. There is tons to do and the Grade-A material is here from both genders. The complaining all comes form the Grade-C and Grade-D losers who simply can't keep up.
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> This is one of the best areas in the country for
> singles.
Quite so. There is tons to do and the Grade-A material is here from both genders. The complaining all comes form the Grade-C and Grade-D losers who simply can't keep up.
Re: Being single in Fairfax sucks
Posted by:
jesusishot
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Date: March 19, 2014 12:09PM
Just go to christianmingle.com When you meet one of these bible thumpers just explain how Jesus has been in and out of your life for years and you are trying to to come full circle with him blah,blah,blah. Women love these kind of sweat free, do gooder kind of project! You will be in like John Holmes at a dick measuring contest!!