Re: Virginia House panel again shoots down bill to protect cyclists from ‘dooring’
Posted by:
BicyclesAreGood ForYourHealth
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Date: March 11, 2014 07:57AM
The legislature has let us down again ... Maybe the governor can help with an executive order (or whatever passes for imperial edicts at the state-level).
Until all people respect and honor the sanctity of me and my bicycle-riding brethren, we bicyclists must have laws to protect us from the consequences of our actions, and allow us to do more safely (leastwise for us) what we're going to do anyway.
Until then:
I demand the right to ride on any street, ignoring all traffic laws and such that I can impede an entire lane of traffic if I want.
I demand the right to blaze alongside a file of parked cars, and not account for the possibility that sometimes cars leave parking spots ... and drivers leave the cars.
I demand the right to ride on any sidewalk, trail and path, and while doing so, to overtake pedestrians at whatever speed I choose to enjoy ... and with as little clearance as is fun for me.
Couple with the previous, I demand the right to teach pedestrians to honor the rules-of-the-road while they use sidewalks, trails, and paths. Pedestrians must stay on the right-verge of the pathway for their own safety, as I feel compelled to overtake them at whatever speed I am enjoying.
Bicyclists need a law sort of like the drivers (the Islamic persuasion) enjoy in the Middle East. Namely, bicyclists need a law to give them the right of way wherever they ride ... sort of like they already have in Arlington. (Google "Ita Lapina" ... in Arlington, a bicyclist can kill someone, and not even worry about their name being released to the public.)
One thing we don't need, is laws to reign in bicyclists. We are the salt of the earth. And we are single-handedly saving the environment. And besides. We're guys who look cute in spandex.
Besides, we bicyclists are in a hurry. We might not be going anywhere, but we need to get their QUICK!