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I fucking hate Northern Virginia!
Date: February 25, 2014 11:27PM

I want to become part of the shithole known as Northern Virginia. I plan to slowly work my way up in the business. ..learning the secrets...financial stability of the whole cooperation...how they all have no souls and lack any amount of common sense or genuine feeling...and then, as I am promoted to a point where ive gained enough knowledge of how it all works I will eat it alive like cancer and destroy it forever. I loath northern virginia beyond comprehension.













I wish I had something to do besides complain about how people complain on the internet… I also hate how everyone is online all the time and Im always on my computer. not cool bro. Im so awesome.
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Re: I fucking hate Northern Virginia!
Posted by: boberino ()
Date: February 25, 2014 11:39PM

Get a job hippy.

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Re: I fucking hate Northern Virginia!
Posted by: WXpJd ()
Date: February 26, 2014 02:09AM

I have an idea!

MOVE!


or



STFU!

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Re: I fucking hate Northern Virginia!
Posted by: uXcXH ()
Date: February 26, 2014 06:11AM

Something like 50% of adults in the DC area have Masters degrees. Don't feel bad about not being able to make it here but you should consider moving some place less competitive.

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Re: I fucking hate Northern Virginia!
Posted by: Que? ()
Date: February 26, 2014 07:30AM

This is funny as i only know and have met a couple handfuls of people with masters degrees. 50% is a huge percentage if you actually consider what you're saying. You're obviously not part of that 50%.

Then again...nearly everyone i meet with a Masters degree seems to lack genuine intelligence, rationality and the ability to compose intelligible, complete sentences to effectively communicate with others.

Perhaps you have a double-masters!

XcXH Wrote:
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> Something like 50% of adults in the DC area have
> Masters degrees. Don't feel bad about not being
> able to make it here but you should consider
> moving some place less competitive.

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Re: I fucking hate Northern Virginia!
Posted by: Fruppie ()
Date: February 26, 2014 07:33AM

Que? Wrote:
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> This is funny as i only know and have met a couple
> handfuls of people with masters degrees. 50% is a
> huge percentage if you actually consider what
> you're saying. You're obviously not part of that
> 50%.
>
> Then again...nearly everyone i meet with a Masters
> degree seems to lack genuine intelligence,
> rationality and the ability to compose
> intelligible, complete sentences to effectively
> communicate with others.
>
> Perhaps you have a double-masters!
>

That's stupid.
> XcXH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Something like 50% of adults in the DC area
> have
> > Masters degrees. Don't feel bad about not
> being
> > able to make it here but you should consider
> > moving some place less competitive.

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Re: I fucking hate Northern Virginia!
Posted by: juicy ()
Date: March 01, 2014 07:04PM

Matthew Jepherson Taylor.... if only your ancestors could be alive to get a good look at you. They would be ashamed and disown you.

You complain how people are pathetic and how everyone in the suburbs are souless and have no common sense.

But the real problem is YOU. Your always getting yourself in trouble and doing lewd pranks out in public. So who is the one with no common sense?

Your parents send you to Paul VI, coincidence?, I think not.

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Re: I fucking hate Northern Virginia!
Posted by: herp derp ()
Date: March 01, 2014 07:33PM

Troll Detector 5000

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Re: I fucking hate Northern Virginia!
Posted by: vphNx ()
Date: March 01, 2014 08:14PM

Que? Wrote:
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> This is funny as i only know and have met a couple
> handfuls of people with masters degrees. 50% is a
> huge percentage if you actually consider what
> you're saying. You're obviously not part of that
> 50%.
>
> Then again...nearly everyone i meet with a Masters
> degree seems to lack genuine intelligence,
> rationality and the ability to compose
> intelligible, complete sentences to effectively
> communicate with others.
>
> Perhaps you have a double-masters!
>
> XcXH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Something like 50% of adults in the DC area
> have
> > Masters degrees. Don't feel bad about not
> being
> > able to make it here but you should consider
> > moving some place less competitive.

whoa. chill out.

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Re: I fucking hate Northern Virginia!
Posted by: nGUGV ()
Date: March 01, 2014 09:23PM

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actually bill glaze copyrighted that as ascii art in 1984 in his all-nighter uploads

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Re: I fucking hate Northern Virginia!
Posted by: dear OP ()
Date: March 01, 2014 09:25PM

Please follow the way of Woodson students...

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Re: I fucking hate Northern Virginia!
Posted by: JLGwu ()
Date: March 01, 2014 09:56PM

Relocat...but your problems will still folow you.

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Re: I fucking hate Northern Virginia!
Posted by: Yo ()
Date: March 02, 2014 02:51AM

Side note: you're really cute.

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Re: I fucking hate Northern Virginia!
Posted by: heres a start... ()
Date: March 03, 2014 11:51AM

- Bertrand RussellIn like manner, the scientific rulers will provide one kind of education for ordinary men and women, and another for those who are to become holders of scientific power. Ordinary men and women will be expected to be docile, industrious, punctual, thoughtless, and contented. Of these qualities, probably contentment will be considered the most important. In order to produce it, all the researches of psycho-analysis, behaviourism, and biochemistry will be brought into play.... All the boys and girls will learn from an early age to be what is called 'co-operative,' i.e., to do exactly what everybody is doing. Initiative will be discouraged in these children, and insubordination, without being punished, will be scientifically trained out of them."

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Re: I fucking hate Northern Virginia!
Posted by: lesson #2 ()
Date: March 03, 2014 12:02PM

On those rare occasions, when a boy or girl who has passed the age at which
it is usual to determine social status shows such marked ability as to seem
the intellectual equal of the rulers, a difficult situation will arise,
requiring serious consideration. If the youth is content to abandon his
previous associates and to throw in his lot whole-heartedly with the rulers,
he may, after suitable tests, be promoted, but if he shows any regrettable
solidarity with his previous associates, the rulers will reluctantly
conclude that there is nothing to be done with him except to send him to the
lethal chamber before his ill-disciplined intelligence has had time to
spread revolt. This will be a painful duty to the rulers, but I think they
will not shrink from performing it."

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Re: I fucking hate Northern Virginia!
Posted by: marysands ()
Date: March 03, 2014 02:58PM

NOVA is a battle of the ego at every corner. Due to so many people having masters or higher education they are use to mainly focusing on themselves, climbing the educational and business ladder. They think they are smarter than everyone else in the room and lack compassion and genuine emotions. I've been in NOVA for 20yrs, it's sucked since I got here and still does.

Try to find a small group of people (that are not from this area), find some hobbies and try to ignore everything else about this area to keep your sanity.

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Re: I fucking hate Northern Virginia!
Posted by: IAgree(Sort of) ()
Date: March 03, 2014 03:02PM

marysands Wrote:
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> NOVA is a battle of the ego at every corner. Due
> to so many people having masters or higher
> education they are use to mainly focusing on
> themselves, climbing the educational and business
> ladder. They think they are smarter than everyone
> else in the room and lack compassion and genuine
> emotions. I've been in NOVA for 20yrs, it's
> sucked since I got here and still does.
>
> Try to find a small group of people (that are not
> from this area), find some hobbies and try to
> ignore everything else about this area to keep
> your sanity.

I grew up inside the Beltway but agree with most of what you said. There are some decent people from around here but most of us have moved farther out. Look for people at gun ranges and you'll generally find decent people.

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Re: I fucking hate Northern Virginia!
Posted by: Jeff Yost ()
Date: March 03, 2014 03:19PM

Don't like the great counties of Northern Virginia? Pack your bags and leave, this is my nation, and my great state. Feeling a bit depressed? Deal with it.

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Re: I fucking hate Northern Virginia!
Posted by: pleazze........ ()
Date: March 03, 2014 03:37PM

The last thing an emo needs is a gun range!!!!! GEEZ!

There is some talent in the way you write, I'd definitely stick with that.

We're all the same yet express it through seeming opposites.

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Re: I fucking hate Northern Virginia!
Posted by: Yost Jeff ()
Date: March 03, 2014 03:50PM

NOVA & the rest of the greater DC METRO area is not what it used to be.
Starting with the seven top real estate mogels, mostly Apostate Jew's and the rest Cross dressing Christians, rule the land in NOVA.
It is for a fact not a Commonwealth anymore in this region, at least, of NOVA.
And it is not necessarily a college degree that gets you the big money in this area. There are many people with a master's degree and beyond who do not, simply, make any significant amount of money.
An old but realistic cliche` that would be quite applicable is "it's not what you know but who you know" that gets any given person the big salaried positions.
And to get the even higher paid positions, the second rule would be "it's not who you know, it's who you blow"!
Of course, you must sacrifice any vestige of self respect and dignity, or your soul, if you are a religious one, to acquire any kind of wealth in any given place. Pretty much across the globe.
Are you not all paying attention to the fine and numerous example proving this? They do blow smoke and place mirrors in your face readily enough to keep it disguised as much as possible. If you are paying attention, you should not have any problem seeing thru the smoke and mirrors so craftly put in place to hide all this. Yet, deep down inside their collective consciousness they know the real truth of how they obtained their wealth.
They cheated. They stole. They backstabbed others to get it.
Read The Bible. Study some of the other dominant religions as well. Buddhism is a great one. An ancient religion compared to the rest. Originating out of ancient China along with it development of its monetary system over thousands of years. Some of it is a bit far fetched. But it still has a lot to teach a person. A wisdom of what real wealth is. And with that, you can take some of it with you when you die. Thru the hearts of humankind. How you are remembered.
How do you think most, for example, will think of Bill Gates when he die's? Kindly? Most would think not.
He was and still is a crook.

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Re: I fucking hate Northern Virginia!
Posted by: mentally ill? ()
Date: March 03, 2014 07:17PM

wow dude you are unstable.

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Re: I fucking hate Northern Virginia!
Posted by: tmKWt ()
Date: March 04, 2014 03:14PM

puberty. so what in a few years you'll be fine.

if you feel more unstable than most teens? likely a medical problem not a mental one. food illness. salt imbalance. abuse by authority. something. drugs don't do those during puberty you'll stunt your growth.

have to have a complete daily schedule to even begin tracing it down.

look on wikipedia figure it out :)

if you can't. ask someone. misery loves company

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when i was a kid fx co was the most boring place possible.

i later found out it was the greed of the adults in the area, was why

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Re: I fucking hate Northern Virginia!
Posted by: fuck off svennestle ()
Date: March 04, 2014 03:17PM

tmKWt Wrote:
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> puberty. so what in a few years you'll be fine.
>
> if you feel more unstable than most teens? likely
> a medical problem not a mental one. food illness.
> salt imbalance. abuse by authority. something.
> drugs don't do those during puberty you'll stunt
> your growth.
>
> have to have a complete daily schedule to even
> begin tracing it down.
>
> look on wikipedia figure it out :)
>
> if you can't. ask someone. misery loves company
>
> -------------------------
> when i was a kid fx co was the most boring place
> possible.
>
> i later found out it was the greed of the adults
> in the area, was why

Like anyone should be taking mental health advice from Svennestle...

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Re: I fucking hate Northern Virginia!
Posted by: Noyoudint ()
Date: March 04, 2014 03:55PM

It isn't that bad once you get to know the people.
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Re: I fucking hate Northern Virginia!
Posted by: Dintgtdthmlhfdcljsa ()
Date: March 04, 2014 06:26PM

Use a gun to solve your problems.

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Re: I fucking hate Northern Virginia!
Posted by: and ()
Date: March 04, 2014 06:42PM

IAgree(Sort of) Wrote:
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> marysands Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > NOVA is a battle of the ego at every corner.
> Due
> > to so many people having masters or higher
> > education they are use to mainly focusing on
> > themselves, climbing the educational and
> business
> > ladder. They think they are smarter than
> everyone
> > else in the room and lack compassion and
> genuine
> > emotions. I've been in NOVA for 20yrs, it's
> > sucked since I got here and still does.
> >
> > Try to find a small group of people (that are
> not
> > from this area), find some hobbies and try to
> > ignore everything else about this area to keep
> > your sanity.
>
> I grew up inside the Beltway but agree with most
> of what you said. There are some decent people
> from around here but most of us have moved farther
> out. Look for people at gun ranges and you'll
> generally find decent people.



I choose friends who are not from around here. I don't understand the mentality of Nova natives, going to work is optional, the job must suit them, the job must pay a lot even if they majored in art, they are particular about food (none of which is outstanding), routine chores are off putting, they wouldn't think of asking the children to mow or shovel, many can't turn a vacuum on, they think Arlington is full of hoodlums. pampered kids have no life skills, parents have no common sense.

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Re: I fucking hate Northern Virginia!
Posted by: Jeff Yost ()
Date: March 05, 2014 10:19PM

I am contacting all Fairfax Co Police Departments and will REPORT ALL OF YOU. I am not joking, as Principal and Leader of my School, I do not permit these sort of behaviors! Shame on you all!

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Re: I fucking hate Northern Virginia!
Posted by: just saying wow ()
Date: March 05, 2014 11:43PM

OP is a Dude or Lady, because dude looks like a lady or vice versa.

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Re: I fucking hate Northern Virginia!
Posted by: juicy ()
Date: March 07, 2014 07:16PM

OP has mental issues.

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