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BREAKING: Dan Snyder to Assume Coaching Role with Redskins
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Redskins Park
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Date: December 11, 2013 03:08PM
Ashburn, Va.:
In a closed door press conference Wednesday afternoon Redskins owner Dan Snyder has officially announced that starting with Thursday's practice he will officially take over all coaching duties for the team effective through the end of the 2013 regular season.
When questioned about the future of current Redskins coach Mike Shanahan, Snyder replied that pursuant to the current contract in force Shanahan would remain coach in title only through the end of the season at which time he will bring in Charlie Casserly to help evaluate the future of the Redskins head office.
Snyder concluded the invitation-only conference stating that for the love of god he can't understand how he can continue to go through a new coach every couple years and who knows how many quarterbacks and still deliver one of the shittiest football teams in NFL history.
Stunned Redskins players had no comment about the shake-up, however it's expected that Kirk Cousins will be the starting quarterback in Sunday's game while Robert Griffin III sits on the bench getting splinters in his ass.
In a closed door press conference Wednesday afternoon Redskins owner Dan Snyder has officially announced that starting with Thursday's practice he will officially take over all coaching duties for the team effective through the end of the 2013 regular season.
When questioned about the future of current Redskins coach Mike Shanahan, Snyder replied that pursuant to the current contract in force Shanahan would remain coach in title only through the end of the season at which time he will bring in Charlie Casserly to help evaluate the future of the Redskins head office.
Snyder concluded the invitation-only conference stating that for the love of god he can't understand how he can continue to go through a new coach every couple years and who knows how many quarterbacks and still deliver one of the shittiest football teams in NFL history.
Stunned Redskins players had no comment about the shake-up, however it's expected that Kirk Cousins will be the starting quarterback in Sunday's game while Robert Griffin III sits on the bench getting splinters in his ass.
Re: BREAKING: Dan Snyder to Assume Coaching Role with Redskins
Posted by:
Go Danny Go!
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Date: December 11, 2013 03:31PM
Redskins Park Wrote:
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> Ashburn, Va.:
>
> In a closed door press conference Wednesday
> afternoon Redskins owner Dan Snyder has officially
> announced that starting with Thursday's practice
> he will officially take over all coaching duties
> for the team effective through the end of the 2013
> regular season.
>
> When questioned about the future of current
> Redskins coach Mike Shanahan, Snyder replied that
> pursuant to the current contract in force Shanahan
> would remain coach in title only through the end
> of the season at which time he will bring in
> Charlie Casserly to help evaluate the future of
> the Redskins head office.
>
> Snyder concluded the invitation-only conference
> stating that for the love of god he can't
> understand how he can continue to go through a new
> coach every couple years and who knows how many
> quarterbacks and still deliver one of the
> shittiest football teams in NFL history.
>
> Stunned Redskins players had no comment about the
> shake-up, however it's expected that Kirk Cousins
> will be the starting quarterback in Sunday's game
> while Robert Griffin III sits on the bench getting
> splinters in his ass.
Hhahahahahhahahahahahahha!
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> Ashburn, Va.:
>
> In a closed door press conference Wednesday
> afternoon Redskins owner Dan Snyder has officially
> announced that starting with Thursday's practice
> he will officially take over all coaching duties
> for the team effective through the end of the 2013
> regular season.
>
> When questioned about the future of current
> Redskins coach Mike Shanahan, Snyder replied that
> pursuant to the current contract in force Shanahan
> would remain coach in title only through the end
> of the season at which time he will bring in
> Charlie Casserly to help evaluate the future of
> the Redskins head office.
>
> Snyder concluded the invitation-only conference
> stating that for the love of god he can't
> understand how he can continue to go through a new
> coach every couple years and who knows how many
> quarterbacks and still deliver one of the
> shittiest football teams in NFL history.
>
> Stunned Redskins players had no comment about the
> shake-up, however it's expected that Kirk Cousins
> will be the starting quarterback in Sunday's game
> while Robert Griffin III sits on the bench getting
> splinters in his ass.
Hhahahahahhahahahahahahha!
Re: BREAKING: Dan Snyder to Assume Coaching Role with Redskins
Posted by:
slubdawg
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Date: December 11, 2013 03:35PM
One of the best posts ever!
Re: BREAKING: Dan Snyder to Assume Coaching Role with Redskins
Posted by:
henny penny
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Date: December 11, 2013 04:56PM
The sky is falling.
Re: BREAKING: Dan Snyder to Assume Coaching Role with Redskins
Posted by:
Ralph Pootawn
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Date: December 11, 2013 05:02PM
Pigs are flying!
Re: BREAKING: Dan Snyder to Assume Coaching Role with Redskins
Posted by:
Red Grange
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Date: December 11, 2013 05:06PM
My only surprise is why Snyder didnt name himself starting QB.
Re: BREAKING: Dan Snyder to Assume Coaching Role with Redskins
Posted by:
Snyderica Inc.
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Date: December 11, 2013 05:14PM
Obligatory Snyder meme post.
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Re: BREAKING: Dan Snyder to Assume Coaching Role with Redskins
Posted by:
There's hope
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Date: December 11, 2013 05:30PM
Red Grange Wrote:
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> My only surprise is why Snyder didnt name himself
> starting QB.
That will be next week after he fires himself from the coach position and brings back Norv Turner, just to stick to the three remaining Skins fans.
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> My only surprise is why Snyder didnt name himself
> starting QB.
That will be next week after he fires himself from the coach position and brings back Norv Turner, just to stick to the three remaining Skins fans.
Re: BREAKING: Dan Snyder to Assume Coaching Role with Redskins
Posted by:
Tough One
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Date: December 11, 2013 05:32PM
Okay I'll admit it you made me laugh.
Re: BREAKING: Dan Snyder to Assume Coaching Role with Redskins
Posted by:
Midgetville
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Date: December 11, 2013 09:00PM
I thought he was the real coach for the past 13 years. Remember when he was on the board of a mattress company, and put a mattress store inside Six Flags theme parks? The guy just screams in control brilliance!
Re: BREAKING: Dan Snyder to Assume Coaching Role with Redskins
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DISGRACED
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Date: December 11, 2013 09:17PM
This is what happens when you drag the Navajo code talkers on the field dressed in free redskins shit. They probably had to pay for the tickets and parking.
Re: BREAKING: Dan Snyder to Assume Coaching Role with Redskins
Posted by:
Chief Knockahoma
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Date: December 11, 2013 09:58PM
Nope, they scalped them.