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crazy jealous wife coming for me
Posted by: neddy ()
Date: December 01, 2013 08:12PM

im a gay dude in herndon a couple months ago i met this guy at green lantern in dc and we would up doing what grownups do, i get a letter on my door a few weeks later some incomprehensible bullshit about how i ruined a family then i start getting phone calls, hang ups, finally guy picks up and says he wants to meet up and talk to me, we meet up he pours his heart out over his sad marriage boohoohoo and he confessed everything to his wife and she got my name out of him and dug me up (i'm not hard to find if you have my name, i own a small business + good SEO) anyway he's sobbing about how he loves this crazy person i was like alright thats your business not mine and left... didn't know he was married at the time so not my fault but wifey seems to take extra offense at my penis (not the first time he's cheated but first time with a guy)
anyway there have been small disturbances around my yard/garden continued call and hang ups and my neighbor reported seeing a woman skulking a few days ago it's starting to be a pain in the ass do i have a case with herndon's finest or do i have to wait for her to do something freaky deaky
before you jump in to call me a faggot i will do it myself im a faggot ok dispense with the advice now please

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Re: crazy jealous wife coming for me
Posted by: Please Evolve ()
Date: December 01, 2013 08:16PM

Typical nigger.

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Re: crazy jealous wife coming for me
Posted by: neddy ()
Date: December 01, 2013 08:17PM

Please Evolve Wrote:
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> Typical nigger.


dude im white but ok

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Re: crazy jealous wife coming for me
Posted by: JustanFYI ()
Date: December 01, 2013 08:22PM

You sound like a flaming psychopath. I feel sorry for those who have no choice but to call you family.

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Re: crazy jealous wife coming for me
Posted by: neddy ()
Date: December 01, 2013 08:27PM

JustanFYI Wrote:
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> You sound like a flaming psychopath. I feel sorry
> for those who have no choice but to call you
> family.


ah i forgot how seriously heteros take this "marriage" shit

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Re: crazy jealous wife coming for me
Posted by: Some Thoughts ()
Date: December 01, 2013 08:39PM

Well, that's scary. I really don't know if you can do much at this point since she hasn't overtly threatened you, but I would certainly call the police and find out. If nothing else, get on the record in case something does happen. Clearly, this guy is a serial cheater; he just decided to get creative this time. You may have been his first guy, but I bet you won't be his last.

If you're really concerned, you could get an exterior camera and try and catch her. Or a flood light to discourage her. You could also ask the phone company to trace the harrassing phone calls, although who knows how many hoops you'd have to jump through to get them to do it.

It's possible that the wife is just curious about you. It has to be pretty devastating to find out that your husband has been with a man. She may also think that he is secretly continuing to see you. In any case, good luck.

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Re: crazy jealous wife coming for me
Posted by: Brokeback Mountain? ()
Date: December 01, 2013 08:41PM

Only one place for queers like you... tied and beaten. May the sun rise on your dying face.
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Re: crazy jealous wife coming for me
Posted by: neddy ()
Date: December 01, 2013 08:46PM

Some Thoughts Wrote:
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> Well, that's scary. I really don't know if you can
> do much at this point since she hasn't overtly
> threatened you, but I would certainly call the
> police and find out. If nothing else, get on the
> record in case something does happen. Clearly,
> this guy is a serial cheater; he just decided to
> get creative this time. You may have been his
> first guy, but I bet you won't be his last.
>
> If you're really concerned, you could get an
> exterior camera and try and catch her. Or a flood
> light to discourage her. You could also ask the
> phone company to trace the harrassing phone calls,
> although who knows how many hoops you'd have to
> jump through to get them to do it.
>
> It's possible that the wife is just curious about
> you. It has to be pretty devastating to find out
> that your husband has been with a man. She may
> also think that he is secretly continuing to see
> you. In any case, good luck.

thanks. i had pretty much the same line of thoughts... the flood light is a good idea. i don't use my landline much so i might disconnect it for a while as a deterrent

the last part occurred to me and id like to her let her know i dont have any interest in her grodyass husband but not knowing how actually batshit she is prevents me from having any desire to reach out to her

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Re: crazy jealous wife coming for me
Posted by: neddy ()
Date: December 01, 2013 08:46PM

hey brokeback mountain i bet you're fun at parties

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Re: crazy jealous wife coming for me
Posted by: little advice ()
Date: December 01, 2013 10:37PM

You may ask the magistrate if you have enough to request a protective order. It sounds like you may.

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Re: crazy jealous wife coming for me
Posted by: Rank & Bank ()
Date: December 01, 2013 10:48PM

neddy Wrote:
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> im a gay dude in herndon a couple months ago i met
> this guy at green lantern in dc and we would up
> doing what grownups do, i get a letter on my door
> a few weeks later some incomprehensible bullshit
> about how i ruined a family then i start getting
> phone calls, hang ups, finally guy picks up and
> says he wants to meet up and talk to me, we meet
> up he pours his heart out over his sad marriage
> boohoohoo and he confessed everything to his wife
> and she got my name out of him and dug me up (i'm
> not hard to find if you have my name, i own a
> small business + good SEO) anyway he's sobbing
> about how he loves this crazy person i was like
> alright thats your business not mine and left...
> didn't know he was married at the time so not my
> fault but wifey seems to take extra offense at my
> penis (not the first time he's cheated but first
> time with a guy)
> anyway there have been small disturbances around
> my yard/garden continued call and hang ups and my
> neighbor reported seeing a woman skulking a few
> days ago it's starting to be a pain in the ass do
> i have a case with herndon's finest or do i have
> to wait for her to do something freaky deaky
> before you jump in to call me a faggot i will do
> it myself im a faggot ok dispense with the advice
> now please

Hey gay guy... Penguin update has me hurting for cash. On top of that I got a manual penalty applied to my site. I will fuck you in the ass real good if you can rank my site. I need SEO. Sex for SEO please.

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Re: crazy jealous wife coming for me
Posted by: You Pathetic Worm ()
Date: December 01, 2013 11:02PM

Rank & Bank Wrote:
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> Hey gay guy... Penguin update has me hurting for
> cash. On top of that I got a manual penalty
> applied to my site. I will fuck you in the ass
> real good if you can rank my site. I need SEO. Sex
> for SEO please.

Not funny, not creative - just fucking stupid. You're a sad excuse for a man. Grow up.

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Re: crazy jealous wife coming for me
Posted by: wishiwasanoscarmeyerweiner ()
Date: December 01, 2013 11:02PM

punji pits and claymores have laid many a psycho wife to rest.

a less nasty variant is find out where she goes for girls night out. Tip the bartender extra to put a little Liquid Ass in her mixed lady drink. give her a friendly wave as you vanish out the door. if that doesn't work ... see above.

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Re: crazy jealous wife coming for me
Posted by: Holy moly ()
Date: December 02, 2013 12:24AM

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Re: crazy jealous wife coming for me
Posted by: neddy ()
Date: December 02, 2013 01:02AM

Rank & Bank Wrote:
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>
> Hey gay guy... Penguin update has me hurting for
> cash. On top of that I got a manual penalty
> applied to my site. I will fuck you in the ass
> real good if you can rank my site. I need SEO. Sex
> for SEO please.


you want SEO you need to suck my dick mr rank & bank, thats how these matters are conducted, have you not watched a single porn in your life

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Re: crazy jealous wife coming for me
Posted by: Lolz ()
Date: December 02, 2013 05:10AM

neddy Wrote:
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> im a gay dude in herndon a couple months ago i met
> this guy at green lantern in dc and we would up
> doing what grownups do, i get a letter on my door
> a few weeks later some incomprehensible bullshit
> about how i ruined a family then i start getting
> phone calls, hang ups, finally guy picks up and
> says he wants to meet up and talk to me, we meet
> up he pours his heart out over his sad marriage
> boohoohoo and he confessed everything to his wife
> and she got my name out of him and dug me up (i'm
> not hard to find if you have my name, i own a
> small business + good SEO) anyway he's sobbing
> about how he loves this crazy person i was like
> alright thats your business not mine and left...
> didn't know he was married at the time so not my
> fault but wifey seems to take extra offense at my
> penis (not the first time he's cheated but first
> time with a guy)
> anyway there have been small disturbances around
> my yard/garden continued call and hang ups and my
> neighbor reported seeing a woman skulking a few
> days ago it's starting to be a pain in the ass do
> i have a case with herndon's finest or do i have
> to wait for her to do something freaky deaky
> before you jump in to call me a faggot i will do
> it myself im a faggot ok dispense with the advice
> now please
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Re: crazy jealous wife coming for me
Posted by: Brokeback Mountain? ()
Date: December 02, 2013 06:47PM

neddy Wrote:
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> hey brokeback mountain i bet you're fun at parties

You wouldn't know. I don't party with fags.

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Re: crazy jealous wife coming for me
Posted by: Neddy's Mole ()
Date: December 03, 2013 07:06AM

Brokeback Mountain? Wrote:
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> neddy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > hey brokeback mountain i bet you're fun at
> parties
>
> You wouldn't know. I don't party with fags.

+1000

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Re: crazy jealous wife coming for me
Posted by: Father Paisley ()
Date: December 10, 2013 07:57AM

I have been a pastor for 27 years now, and it pains me to say this son, but you are going to HELL for all that homosexual sex. Jesus did not want us to love the same gender; otherwise he would have gotten his dick up Peter's ass; not Magdalene's! You can still change your faggoty ways by praying to Jesus and asking for forgiveness. Our father in Heaven is kind and will show you the path instead of hairy, shit-laced assholes... ...

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Re: crazy jealous wife coming for me
Posted by: Babe Ruth ()
Date: December 10, 2013 09:42AM

In this situation, it all depends on who did the pitching and catching. If you switch hit... you are fucked!

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