Re: Do you know anything about Unity Chirch of Oakton?
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a word from a Swaggart disciple
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Date: August 31, 2013 02:08PM
It is well documented, that James Craig Summers, former firefighter and police officer, was both a founder of Harvest Bible Chapel and is also a convicted sex offender, having committed nonconsensual, forcible sodomy.
I'm sure you're spending the weekend listening to Jimmy Swaggart's stunning piano playing (he knows how to these things: a gliss down the keys, a descending gospel/blues scale, and bang out the I-IV-V progressions of he songs), writing checks, looking for cheap hookers in cheaper motels, writing checks, reading the special Jimmy Swaggart edition study Bible, writing checks, and, when doing your finances, making sure you have this month's tithe covered.
If you get bored, you can help paint the swastikas for Grace Life Community and McLean Bible, or help charge up the tasers they use on the critics. Rumor has it they are not averse to burning a cross or two, or three, got carpentry skills?