Okay.

I jump to the chase.

Tonight I am getting together with some people and I am responsible for the food.

I am ordering dominoes of Springfield.

What are the best toppings to add.

This order is crucial since it will prove my knowledge of what toppings taste good together.

These people are important.

If I do not succeed I will have to find a new way of living.

Please help me with this.

How much should I tip the driver?

What drinks should I order?

Should I tell jokes before the pizza arrives or show pictures of my bird watching trip to Florida?

Thanks!!!!!

No worries, man. Some guy here to help you out.

First, go with Little Caesars, not Dominos. Get anchovies, goat cheese and buffalo chicken with (skin).

You don't tip the driver anymore. They get paid for what they do. Just take your shirt off; make sure to have shaved.

Pick up a case of Fanta. The big wigs are sure to know you're worldly then.

Def go with pics of the birdwatching trip. This is a diverse area, and humor may be misunderstood.

pizza pizas Wrote:
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> Okay.
>
> I jump to the chase.
>
> Tonight I am getting together with some people and
> I am responsible for the food.
>
> I am ordering dominoes of Springfield.

/thread

You = FAIL.

Gourmand Wrote:
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> pizza pizas Wrote:
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> > Okay.
> >
> > I jump to the chase.
> >
> > Tonight I am getting together with some people
> and
> > I am responsible for the food.
> >
> > I am ordering dominoes of Springfield.
>
> /thread
>
> You = FAIL.

NO. Incorrect. You=FAIL

I aks for help for ordering impressive pizza from dominos Springfield on Backlick raod.

Please help me.

Thank you!

There isn't really a great combination of toppings that taste great together. I've found that ordering 20 pizzas each with 1 topping tastes much better than 1 pizza with 20 toppings. hmmm...did Confucius ever say anything like that? Anyway, for presentation purposes and proof of understanding of toppings, the most important part is that all toppings are available.

I suggest you order as many pizzas as there are toppings. And no that would not be overkill. For tip, anywhere from 50% to 75% will be adequate. I second taking off your shirt; it will be a huge bonus for the delivery guy. You can also moon him.

As some guy mentioned, Fanta is an excellent choice. You can never go wrong with Orange Crush, or even the off name-brand sodas from Walmart or Sam's club. Remember, you don't want to look bland by providing the drinks that you see at every other party, like Coke, Pepsi, Sprite, etc. If the group is of legal drinking age, Colt 45 is another great choice - or anything that comes in a 40 ounce size for that matter. Drink yours in a brown paper bag. If you want to show a bit of sophistication offer shirley temples.

If you took pics of the birds while you were at South Beach and the pics include nice ass, lead with that. Hot ass is always an ice breaker at parties. If not, you may be able to get by with a story of taking the pics at South Beach but pics of the hot ass didn't come out very well.

Good luck, and be sure to update us on whether your way of living changes.

iron chef Wrote:
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> There isn't really a great combination of toppings
> that taste great together. I've found that
> ordering 20 pizzas each with 1 topping tastes much
> better than 1 pizza with 20 toppings. hmmm...did
> Confucius ever say anything like that? Anyway, for
> presentation purposes and proof of understanding
> of toppings, the most important part is that all
> toppings are available.
>
> I suggest you order as many pizzas as there are
> toppings. And no that would not be overkill. For
> tip, anywhere from 50% to 75% will be adequate. I
> second taking off your shirt; it will be a huge
> bonus for the delivery guy. You can also moon
> him.
>
> As some guy mentioned, Fanta is an excellent
> choice. You can never go wrong with Orange Crush,
> or even the off name-brand sodas from Walmart or
> Sam's club. Remember, you don't want to look bland
> by providing the drinks that you see at every
> other party, like Coke, Pepsi, Sprite, etc. If the
> group is of legal drinking age, Colt 45 is another
> great choice - or anything that comes in a 40
> ounce size for that matter. Drink yours in a brown
> paper bag. If you want to show a bit of
> sophistication offer shirley temples.
>
> If you took pics of the birds while you were at
> South Beach and the pics include nice ass, lead
> with that. Hot ass is always an ice breaker at
> parties. If not, you may be able to get by with a
> story of taking the pics at South Beach but pics
> of the hot ass didn't come out very well.
>
> Good luck, and be sure to update us on whether
> your way of living changes.


Dear Mr./Mrs./Ms. Iron Chef,

I want to express my gratitude for your insight.

I have ordered the 20 pizzas with one topping each.

They do not sell Oargne crush so I have purches Sprite and I will grind Oargnes into it.

I will make sure to tip %75.

Should I take my shirt off before the driver arrives?

Thank you.

Pepperoni, onions and banana peppers. Pizza of the Gods.

pizza pizas Wrote:
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> Okay.
>
> I jump to the chase.
>
> Tonight I am getting together with some people and
> I am responsible for the food.
>
> I am ordering dominoes of Springfield.
>
> What are the best toppings to add.
>
> This order is crucial since it will prove my
> knowledge of what toppings taste good together.
>
> These people are important.
>
> If I do not succeed I will have to find a new way
> of living.
>
> Please help me with this.
>
> How much should I tip the driver?
>
> What drinks should I order?
>
> Should I tell jokes before the pizza arrives or
> show pictures of my bird watching trip to
> Florida?
>
> Thanks!!!!!
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Tomatoes, cheddar cheese, mushrooms, pepperoni, bacon....not worldy but damn good

I had some fried eggplant and Italian sausage on a pizza recently and it was GREAT!

I am far more amused by this thread than I should be. Best troll post in a long time.

A good combination of topping for your pizza would be walnuts, kiwi fruit, and gummi bears... and maybe some ganja.

okay, first of all it's BackKICK road, not BackLICK road. secondly, find the tallest building, bridge, or any other structure - go to the top - jump off of it. third and final, be dead.

Ya, so things didn't fair well at all.

The toppings I ordered sucked, %75 tip was lots of money, and I didn't look good.

I was looking for help from this kind community.

All I got was the poison snakes give.

PS Where is BackKICK road?

How come in the US there are anchovies as toppings but not sardines or smoked salmon?

You lost me when you said I'm trying to impress people by ordering pizza.

bump