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Outing Pictures of Fairfax Drivers Who Can't Park
Posted by:
Guy Who Knows Knower of Things
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Date: June 08, 2013 06:59AM
You may have earned that Bronze Star on your license plate - thank you for your service and bravery - but you also fucked everyone out of the very last parking spot left at Gold's Gym off 123 yesterday morning. That makes you a lazy and selfish fucking douche bag.
And you were still parked that way 2 hours later when I finished my workout.
Hope you enjoyed the note I left on your windshield and that it really pissed you off for the rest of your day.
Anybody know this asshole?
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And you were still parked that way 2 hours later when I finished my workout.
Hope you enjoyed the note I left on your windshield and that it really pissed you off for the rest of your day.
Anybody know this asshole?
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Re: Outing Pictures of Fairfax Drivers Who Can't Park
Posted by:
Guy Who Doesn't Know Shit
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Date: June 08, 2013 07:07AM
Front of CostCo off Old Ox Rd.
Half in sideways and half of ass end of your car hanging out into the road obstructing traffic is just plain fucking lazy. May the Lord Jesus help you learn how to park.
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Half in sideways and half of ass end of your car hanging out into the road obstructing traffic is just plain fucking lazy. May the Lord Jesus help you learn how to park.
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Re: Outing Pictures of Fairfax Drivers Who Can't Park
Posted by:
???????
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Date: June 08, 2013 07:34AM
Guy Who Knows Knower of Things Wrote:
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> You may have earned that Bronze Star on your
> license plate - thank you for your service and
> bravery - but you also fucked everyone out of the
> very last parking spot left at Gold's Gym off 123
> yesterday morning. That makes you a lazy and
> selfish fucking douche bag.
>
> And you were still parked that way 2 hours later
> when I finished my workout.
>
> Hope you enjoyed the note I left on your
> windshield and that it really pissed you off for
> the rest of your day.
>
> Anybody know this asshole?
It says "Employee Parking" douchebag. Maybe they are actually employeed there? LOL
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> You may have earned that Bronze Star on your
> license plate - thank you for your service and
> bravery - but you also fucked everyone out of the
> very last parking spot left at Gold's Gym off 123
> yesterday morning. That makes you a lazy and
> selfish fucking douche bag.
>
> And you were still parked that way 2 hours later
> when I finished my workout.
>
> Hope you enjoyed the note I left on your
> windshield and that it really pissed you off for
> the rest of your day.
>
> Anybody know this asshole?
It says "Employee Parking" douchebag. Maybe they are actually employeed there? LOL
Re: Outing Pictures of Fairfax Drivers Who Can't Park
Posted by:
Priapus
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Date: June 08, 2013 07:37AM
In the second pic, the car doesn't seem to be obstructing anything. As for the first pic, sometimes I can't park straight in a space because of a car already crowding where I want to park.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/08/2013 07:43AM by Priapus.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/08/2013 07:43AM by Priapus.
Re: Outing Pictures of Fairfax Drivers Who Can't Park
Posted by:
???????
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Date: June 08, 2013 07:40AM
Priapus Wrote:
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> In the second pic, the car doesn't seem to be
> obstructing anything.
Other than not making it all the way into the parking spot and hanging over into the striped handicapped area, I don't see where it would bother anyone either. These two pictures were lame. If you want to really see bad parking go over to Lotte's.
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> In the second pic, the car doesn't seem to be
> obstructing anything.
Other than not making it all the way into the parking spot and hanging over into the striped handicapped area, I don't see where it would bother anyone either. These two pictures were lame. If you want to really see bad parking go over to Lotte's.
Outing Threads of Fairfax Posters Who Can't MOVE ON WITH THEIR LITTLE PATHETIC LIVES
Posted by:
Gordon Blvd
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Date: June 08, 2013 08:06AM
...................or, you could simply prove to the rest of the world you are an adult and just find another parking space, maybe? o_0
pic unrelated
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pic unrelated
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Re: Outing Pictures of Fairfax Drivers Who Can't Park
Posted by:
Vegas J
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Date: June 08, 2013 08:45AM
I park my blank Tahoe any damn where I please. Right in the middle of the sidewalk? That's my spot.
Re: Outing Pictures of Fairfax Drivers Who Can't Park
Posted by:
OP is a douce
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Date: June 08, 2013 09:12AM
Getting a fucking life. Also learn to resize pictures.
Re: Outing Pictures of Fairfax Drivers Who Can't Park
Posted by:
outingAholeswhocannotresize
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Date: June 08, 2013 09:20AM
Why not out yourself for being the special kind of idiot that cannot re-size photos? Seems like a logical 'next step'
Re: Outing Pictures of Fairfax Drivers Who Can't Park
Posted by:
facepalm
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Date: June 08, 2013 11:17AM
Guy Who Knows Knower of Things Wrote:
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> You may have earned that Bronze Star on your
> license plate - thank you for your service and
> bravery - but you also fucked everyone out of the
> very last parking spot left at Gold's Gym off 123
> yesterday morning. That makes you a lazy and
> selfish fucking douche bag.
>
> And you were still parked that way 2 hours later
> when I finished my workout.
>
> Hope you enjoyed the note I left on your
> windshield and that it really pissed you off for
> the rest of your day.
>
> Anybody know this asshole?
He either works there or thinks he does. Talk to management
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> You may have earned that Bronze Star on your
> license plate - thank you for your service and
> bravery - but you also fucked everyone out of the
> very last parking spot left at Gold's Gym off 123
> yesterday morning. That makes you a lazy and
> selfish fucking douche bag.
>
> And you were still parked that way 2 hours later
> when I finished my workout.
>
> Hope you enjoyed the note I left on your
> windshield and that it really pissed you off for
> the rest of your day.
>
> Anybody know this asshole?
He either works there or thinks he does. Talk to management
Re: Outing Pictures of Fairfax Drivers Who Can't Park
Posted by:
military medal expert
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Date: June 08, 2013 11:40AM
It's a Iraq Campaign Medal not a Bronze Star
Re: Outing Pictures of Fairfax Drivers Who Can't Park
Posted by:
Ld jesus
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Date: June 08, 2013 11:53AM
Leave handicap learning disabled jesus alone
Re: Outing Pictures of Fairfax Drivers Who Can't Park
Posted by:
Tough One
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Date: June 08, 2013 12:32PM
Veterans get a pass OP.
Re: Outing Pictures of Fairfax Drivers Who Can't Park
Posted by:
GOP parkers
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Date: June 08, 2013 04:52PM
Looks like a couple of GOP voters to me.
Former military - Check
Jesus freak - Check
Way to go, you are just pointing out that GOP voters are ass holes in real life and on this forum
Former military - Check
Jesus freak - Check
Way to go, you are just pointing out that GOP voters are ass holes in real life and on this forum
Re: Outing Threads of Fairfax Posters Who Can't MOVE ON WITH THEIR LITTLE PATHETIC LIVES
Posted by:
Hugh Hefner
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Date: June 08, 2013 05:00PM
Gordon Blvd Wrote:
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> ...................or, you could simply prove to
> the rest of the world you are an adult and just
> find another parking space, maybe? o_0
>
> pic unrelated
Excellent! This is a Fairfax woman in a nutshell.
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> ...................or, you could simply prove to
> the rest of the world you are an adult and just
> find another parking space, maybe? o_0
>
> pic unrelated
Excellent! This is a Fairfax woman in a nutshell.
Re: Outing Pictures of Fairfax Drivers Who Can't Park
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: June 08, 2013 05:06PM
Guy Who Knows Knower of Things Wrote:
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> You may have earned that Bronze Star on your
> license plate -
No, not really. In the past ten years, awards have been handed out like candy. Matter of fact, most Bronze Star recipients are given to field grade officers just for existing. Now a Bronze Star with Valor is a whole different story, but there is a license plate specific for that.
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> You may have earned that Bronze Star on your
> license plate -
No, not really. In the past ten years, awards have been handed out like candy. Matter of fact, most Bronze Star recipients are given to field grade officers just for existing. Now a Bronze Star with Valor is a whole different story, but there is a license plate specific for that.
Re: Outing Pictures of Fairfax Drivers Who Can't Park
Posted by:
PhuBai66
()
Date: June 08, 2013 05:22PM
eesh Wrote:
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> Guy Who Knows Knower of Things Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You may have earned that Bronze Star on your
> > license plate -
>
>
>
>
>
> No, not really. In the past ten years, awards have
> been handed out like candy. Matter of fact, most
> Bronze Star recipients are given to field grade
> officers just for existing. Now a Bronze Star with
> Valor is a whole different story, but there is a
> license plate specific for that.
They were handed out like water in Nam too. I was once recommended for one but it was turned down upstairs because I'd once told a Ltc what I though of his chickenshit attitude. I knew an AF Staff Sgt who was awarded one for "Outstanding Public Service Work" and all he'd done was go to an orphanage and pass out hot dogs to the kids for one afternoon.
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> Guy Who Knows Knower of Things Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You may have earned that Bronze Star on your
> > license plate -
>
>
>
>
>
> No, not really. In the past ten years, awards have
> been handed out like candy. Matter of fact, most
> Bronze Star recipients are given to field grade
> officers just for existing. Now a Bronze Star with
> Valor is a whole different story, but there is a
> license plate specific for that.
They were handed out like water in Nam too. I was once recommended for one but it was turned down upstairs because I'd once told a Ltc what I though of his chickenshit attitude. I knew an AF Staff Sgt who was awarded one for "Outstanding Public Service Work" and all he'd done was go to an orphanage and pass out hot dogs to the kids for one afternoon.
Re: Outing Pictures of Fairfax Drivers Who Can't Park
Posted by:
Perfume River
()
Date: June 08, 2013 06:12PM
PhuBai66 Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Guy Who Knows Knower of Things Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > You may have earned that Bronze Star on your
> > > license plate -
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > No, not really. In the past ten years, awards
> have
> > been handed out like candy. Matter of fact,
> most
> > Bronze Star recipients are given to field grade
> > officers just for existing. Now a Bronze Star
> with
> > Valor is a whole different story, but there is
> a
> > license plate specific for that.
>
> They were handed out like water in Nam too. I was
> once recommended for one but it was turned down
> upstairs because I'd once told a Ltc what I though
> of his chickenshit attitude. I knew an AF Staff
> Sgt who was awarded one for "Outstanding Public
> Service Work" and all he'd done was go to an
> orphanage and pass out hot dogs to the kids for
> one afternoon.
The only good officer was a dead officer.
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Guy Who Knows Knower of Things Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > You may have earned that Bronze Star on your
> > > license plate -
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > No, not really. In the past ten years, awards
> have
> > been handed out like candy. Matter of fact,
> most
> > Bronze Star recipients are given to field grade
> > officers just for existing. Now a Bronze Star
> with
> > Valor is a whole different story, but there is
> a
> > license plate specific for that.
>
> They were handed out like water in Nam too. I was
> once recommended for one but it was turned down
> upstairs because I'd once told a Ltc what I though
> of his chickenshit attitude. I knew an AF Staff
> Sgt who was awarded one for "Outstanding Public
> Service Work" and all he'd done was go to an
> orphanage and pass out hot dogs to the kids for
> one afternoon.
The only good officer was a dead officer.
Re: Outing Pictures of Fairfax Drivers Who Can't Park
Posted by:
1995hoo
()
Date: June 10, 2013 09:35AM
Seen in front of the Domino's in Kingstowne late last Friday afternoon. I guess she was too important to find a legal space. (Not a Domino's employee, either.)
Re: Outing Pictures of Fairfax Drivers Who Can't Park
Posted by:
gold's
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Date: June 10, 2013 10:40AM
fyi, the employee parking marker on those spots in front of Gold's is leftover from whatever business used to be in that building.
Re: Outing Pictures of Fairfax Drivers Who Can't Park
Posted by:
Plate
()
Date: June 10, 2013 12:15PM
License plate closeups and faces or it didn't happen.
Bonus points if they're hot.
Bonus points if they're hot.
Re: Outing Pictures of Fairfax Drivers Who Can't Park
Posted by:
jim143
()
Date: June 10, 2013 12:38PM
1995hoo Wrote:
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> Seen in front of the Domino's in Kingstowne late
> last Friday afternoon. I guess she was too
> important to find a legal space. (Not a Domino's
> employee, either.)
>
>
Eh, at least she didn't block a legal parker whilst running in to pick up her pie.
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> Seen in front of the Domino's in Kingstowne late
> last Friday afternoon. I guess she was too
> important to find a legal space. (Not a Domino's
> employee, either.)
>
>
Eh, at least she didn't block a legal parker whilst running in to pick up her pie.
Re: Outing Pictures of Fairfax Drivers Who Can't Park
Posted by:
BB*X
()
Date: June 10, 2013 01:51PM
This is why you should keep a stem remover in your car, takes two seconds to pull the stem out of the tire. I used to keep one in my car when I worked in DC because people were real assholes about parking. I was waiting for a spot at the end of the block, saw some guy get in his car so I pulled up and put on my signal. Bitch comes from the other way as he is backing out towards me and takes the spot before he could even drive away. I got out and told her I had been waiting and had my signal on, she said her car was in the spot and she wasn't moving it. I drove across the street and found a spot about a block away, walked to my building and on the way stopped and unscrewed two of her valve stems. I came back out to feed the meter about two hours later and she was standing there on her phone telling someone that she couldn't believe that she had two flat tires, she finally got out of there about two hours after I last saw her.
In a pinch you can always just jam a small pebble into the valve to keep it open and slowly let the air out.
In a pinch you can always just jam a small pebble into the valve to keep it open and slowly let the air out.
Re: Outing Pictures of Fairfax Drivers Who Can't Park
Posted by:
MBF
()
Date: June 10, 2013 02:36PM
jim143 Wrote:
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> 1995hoo Wrote:
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> > Seen in front of the Domino's in Kingstowne
> late
> > last Friday afternoon. I guess she was too
> > important to find a legal space. (Not a
> Domino's
> > employee, either.)
> >
> >
>
>
> Eh, at least she didn't block a legal parker
> whilst running in to pick up her pie.
Yeah, really-- those people in wheelchairs who need the ramps to get up on the sidewalk can wait.
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> 1995hoo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Seen in front of the Domino's in Kingstowne
> late
> > last Friday afternoon. I guess she was too
> > important to find a legal space. (Not a
> Domino's
> > employee, either.)
> >
> >
>
>
> Eh, at least she didn't block a legal parker
> whilst running in to pick up her pie.
Yeah, really-- those people in wheelchairs who need the ramps to get up on the sidewalk can wait.
Re: Outing Pictures of Fairfax Drivers Who Can't Park
Posted by:
afton
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Date: June 10, 2013 02:48PM
the dominos pic is wack
Re: Outing Pictures of Fairfax Drivers Who Can't Park
Posted by:
eXwv4
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Date: June 10, 2013 02:51PM
Tough One Wrote:
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> Veterans get a pass OP.
ONLY if they served in WWII and before..........any others do not count.
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> Veterans get a pass OP.
ONLY if they served in WWII and before..........any others do not count.
Re: Outing Pictures of Fairfax Drivers Who Can't Park
Posted by:
I Like Your Style
()
Date: June 10, 2013 04:24PM
BB*X Wrote:
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> In a pinch you can always just jam a small pebble
> into the valve to keep it open and slowly let the
> air out.
This is a better idea because hopefully the tires will
go flat while they're on the highway at speed! Then with
two flats in the middle lane, they're really fucked!
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> In a pinch you can always just jam a small pebble
> into the valve to keep it open and slowly let the
> air out.
This is a better idea because hopefully the tires will
go flat while they're on the highway at speed! Then with
two flats in the middle lane, they're really fucked!
Re: Outing Pictures of Fairfax Drivers Who Can't Park
Posted by:
katiesmith
()
Date: June 10, 2013 05:01PM
Better add this one http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/1213161.html