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Who lives in reston?
Posted by: Tupacnigguh ()
Date: March 11, 2013 10:05PM

How many people on this site live in reston and what do you think about it?


I personally think it sucks donkey cock.

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: shutit ()
Date: March 11, 2013 10:46PM

I don't think anyone besides you gives a fuck

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: Ahmayzin ()
Date: March 12, 2013 11:02AM

I love Reston. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, shorty shit stains.

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: motherlover ()
Date: March 12, 2013 11:03AM

I do NOT live in Reston.

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: Praise Him! ()
Date: March 12, 2013 11:26AM

I thank the Lord Jesus, our Savior and Redeemer, every single day that I do NOT live in Reston.

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: Fwiw ()
Date: March 12, 2013 06:29PM

Mike Shanahan lives in Reston, and is a douchebag.

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: section 8 4 U ()
Date: March 12, 2013 07:09PM

Tupacnigguh Wrote:
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> How many people on this site live in reston and
> what do you think about it?
>
>
> I personally think it sucks donkey cock.


I'd go to the housing authority and complain. Outside of section 8's, nobody's told to live there.

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: I know! ()
Date: March 12, 2013 08:11PM

My grandparents.

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: wnrsm ()
Date: March 12, 2013 08:33PM

I live in Reston, and I like it.

It is expensive to live here, so I don't know why fools pay all that money to live somewhere that they hate. Manassas is cheaper and likely better suited to you.

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: Blowtorch999 ()
Date: March 12, 2013 09:14PM

Ive driven thru Reston. Not sure why anybody would want to live there. Nothing particularly appealing about the area.

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: Wyld Wyld West ()
Date: March 12, 2013 09:28PM

Blowtorch999 Wrote:
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> Ive driven thru Reston. Not sure why anybody would
> want to live there. Nothing particularly appealing
> about the area.


Pretty much sums up the entire East Coast, deep South and Midwest for me.

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: What a fool believes ()
Date: March 12, 2013 11:06PM

Reston is a fools paradise. Some chumps will buy into anything.

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: The Stepfords ()
Date: March 12, 2013 11:11PM

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: The one really great thing ()
Date: March 13, 2013 08:13AM

about Reston is you can't see it from Alexandria.

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: March 13, 2013 08:28AM

wnrsm Wrote:
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> I live in Reston, and I like it.
>
> It is expensive to live here, so I don't know why
> fools pay all that money to live somewhere that
> they hate. Manassas is cheaper and likely better
> suited to you.


OMFG!!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!
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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: X9Yv6 ()
Date: March 13, 2013 10:20AM

I, too, live in Reston. We moved here from Burke.

Our house is lovely, nestled on a large, wooded lot. The neighborhood is safe & quiet and the location is very convenient. There are many community amenities: Extensive biking/walking trails (plus the WO&D), multiple pools, several lakes, and a nature center. We don’t like the local elementary school, so our children attend a private school.

We’re very happy to live here. Compared to Burke, Reston is nirvana.

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: wnrsm ()
Date: March 13, 2013 12:52PM

X9Yv6 Wrote:
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> I, too, live in Reston. We moved here from
> Burke.
>
> Our house is lovely, nestled on a large, wooded
> lot. The neighborhood is safe & quiet and the
> location is very convenient. There are many
> community amenities: Extensive biking/walking
> trails (plus the WO&D), multiple pools, several
> lakes, and a nature center. We don’t like the
> local elementary school, so our children attend a
> private school.
>
> We’re very happy to live here. Compared to
> Burke, Reston is nirvana.

Which elementary school is it?

Also, how is the Reston Association treating you?

I'm in less-desirable South Reston - in one of the few areas that does not belong to the association.

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: Ahmayzin ()
Date: March 13, 2013 12:57PM

Fwiw Wrote:
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> Mike Shanahan lives in Reston, and is a douchebag.


Does he?! I swear there have been several times I thought I saw him.

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: Ahmayzin ()
Date: March 13, 2013 01:01PM

X9Yv6 Wrote:
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> I, too, live in Reston. We moved here from
> Burke.
>
> Our house is lovely, nestled on a large, wooded
> lot. The neighborhood is safe & quiet and the
> location is very convenient. There are many
> community amenities: Extensive biking/walking
> trails (plus the WO&D), multiple pools, several
> lakes, and a nature center. We don’t like the
> local elementary school, so our children attend a
> private school.
>
> We’re very happy to live here. Compared to
> Burke, Reston is nirvana.


Thank you. There will always be something negative you can say about any town/city/community. Those downing Reston so hard, where do you live? Noone ever answers that question. Reston is beautiful. There a crappy parts and crappy neighborhoods. Overall, it is a very nice place to live. Safer than most as well. Can't think of anywhere else I would want to raise my kids, but I do agree as far as the schools. Lord, some of these teachers need to be punched all up in their faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/13/2013 01:01PM by Ahmayzin.

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: X9Yv6 ()
Date: March 13, 2013 01:11PM

Hunters woods. I kow it's well-regarded, but we were not impressed.

I'm in South Reston in a non-Association area, too

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: Ahmayzin ()
Date: March 13, 2013 01:24PM

The older neighborhoods in South Reston are still nice. I will drive through sometimes just to remember that FEEL. lol. I used to live on Dosinia Court across from Laural Glade. Way back, before I was in grade school. I remember living there for the most part still. Laurel Glade and Stonegate...trashy. The neighborhood I lived in was nice, single family homes. Reston is weird like that. I have never heard anything good about Hunters Woods. I live in North Reston. Close to The Town Center. My kids all went to the same elementary school I went to. Back when I was there, the teachers were awesome. Now, not so much. There are still a few good ones. All four of my kids had the same math teacher, who was a teacher there when I was there. He is a very good teacher.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/13/2013 01:25PM by Ahmayzin.

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: Stizzy ()
Date: March 13, 2013 01:59PM

I grew up in Reston. Mostly in the Lake Anne area. I love it, lots of trails and paths.

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: Ahmayzin ()
Date: March 13, 2013 02:13PM

Right Stizzy. Same here.

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: former and future ()
Date: March 13, 2013 03:06PM

We used to live in Reston until our children were school aged and we moved to a better school district. I'm guessing that when our children have moved on, we will move back to Reston.

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: demographic ()
Date: March 13, 2013 04:52PM

I myself wonder as well. I have not spent much time here, except a few times I was forced to go to Reston Towne Center.

I just thought it was a weird location and a weird area to get to.

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: Puddin Taint ()
Date: March 13, 2013 05:02PM

The people that claim they live in Reston but don't belong to the association really don't live in Reston. A quick check of the county property records under Legal Description will show that you probably live in Deepwood (most of it is not all that nice) or Fox Mill Woods (fairly nice). These were both - along with the St. John Neuman church property - part of a chunk of land that never belonged to Reston.

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: wnrsm ()
Date: March 14, 2013 11:01PM

Puddin Taint Wrote:
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> The people that claim they live in Reston but
> don't belong to the association really don't live
> in Reston. A quick check of the county property
> records under Legal Description will show that you
> probably live in Deepwood (most of it is not all
> that nice) or Fox Mill Woods (fairly nice).
> These were both - along with the St. John Neuman
> church property - part of a chunk of land that
> never belonged to Reston.

Nice history lesson and example of douchebaggery. What the fuck does it matter? The post office says I'm in Reston. The real estate agents said it was Reston.
Heck, even one of those unwanted garbage newspapers is the "Reston Connection" - and according to you they have been teasing me all this time.

So I don't really live in Reston... I now know my place. I have been living a lie all this time. I will hang my head in shame when I travel through Reston proper until I get an exit sign on the toll road that says
"RESTON (and fox mill woods, a lesser community often mistaken as RESTON), this exit" - Fuck those Deepwood scumbags, they don't get on my sign.

Now I have to change my address return labels to "Fox Mill Woods, VA"

Only if my home was in Reston proper - then my opinion about the name of the city in my address would matter.

No... wait... I'm better. I don't have to pay those RA nazis to inspect my house and give me a bullshit list of things to fix. My next door neighbor (who talks to me despite him living in Reston and my not living in Reston) got a list that included cleaning the moss off of his retaining wall. I changed the color of my house without DRB approval. I don't pay an extra tax for the Reston Community Center (but I still get discount rates because my employer is in Reston proper)

I won't tell you the name of my employer because he might get outed as hiring inferior pseudo-Reston people.

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: Reston ()
Date: March 15, 2013 01:37AM

Reston isn't bad. It could be worse, you could live in Herndon.

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: Puddin Taint ()
Date: March 20, 2013 09:38PM

I didn't mean to piss you off wnrsm - just wanted to be sure you know your place.
Us douchy old-timers have always resented your leech-like attachment onto Reston.

Your neighbor may seem friendly, but deep down, he knows that he is a citizen of Reston, and he fears the freedom and anarchy that lurks next door.

Don't be surprised to come home one day to find that they've built a Berlin wall - in a nice DRB-approved russet brown.

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: wnrsm ()
Date: March 22, 2013 06:07PM

I would paint my side of the wall autumn brown, just to piss them off.

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: this way to egress ()
Date: March 22, 2013 06:31PM

Some parts of Herndon are nicer than Reston, but there are parts of Reston that the best parts of Herndon could never aspire to match or surpass.

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: Once upon a time in the 80's ()
Date: March 22, 2013 06:38PM

I didn't live in Reston or belonged to a HOA. But the residents of Reston blew a gasket when I legally built a nice little storage shed that was Victorian in trim and color. Gave me a very hard time that it dudn't conform to their standards. Even made it to court where the judge laughed and told the HOA to mind their own business. He liked the shed and said if I ever got a contractor's licensee to contact him. Anyhow I went home and had a painters party. Few friends came over with quarts of beer and paint and we went modern impressionistic on the side facing the HOA community. Couldn't see it from my house. Moved a couple years later and new owners thought it might be good for community relations to repaint the HOA side.
The moral of the story is Reston doesn't have a sense of humor or the appreciation of fine art. Paint snobs.

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: Bobby Simon ()
Date: March 22, 2013 07:24PM

Reston?

Isn't that an assisted-living community?

Sounds like one.

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: galluping poll ()
Date: March 22, 2013 07:28PM

The best thing about Reston is GB does not live there. Other than that Reston is full of liberals and section 8 queens.

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: I must be wrong? ()
Date: March 22, 2013 07:32PM

galluping poll Wrote:
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> The best thing about Reston is GB does not live
> there. Other than that Reston is full of liberals
> and section 8 queens.


You sure that liberal fuck GB does not live there? It would make sense, the idiot is always the champion of the illegal spic, so I figure he does not live in a spic area. Typical of a liberal.

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: galluping poll ()
Date: March 22, 2013 07:38PM

I picture GB as more of a Rt 1 resident, maybe Herndon.

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: gordonblvd yo ()
Date: March 22, 2013 08:21PM

Actually if ya had half a brain you would know.. I live near gordon blvd and rt 1 in woodbridge... LoLz...

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: friend riley ()
Date: March 22, 2013 09:21PM

gordonblvd yo Wrote:
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> Actually if ya had half a brain you would know.. I
> live near gordon blvd and rt 1 in woodbridge...
> LoLz...


so, gordo is a negro?

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: Young Curmudgeon ()
Date: March 22, 2013 09:49PM

I believe Gordon has stated that he/she lives near Forestville...

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: wnrsm ()
Date: March 23, 2013 07:59AM

So is there a grand prize for outing Gordon Blvd? That seems to be the blood sport around here.

It shouldn't be too hard. The username has a street name in it. duh.

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: Just another American community ()
Date: March 23, 2013 08:33AM

Who lives in Reaston?
Perverts,pedophiles,rapists,murderers,serial killers,Catholic priests,judges,wife abusers,husband abusers,spies,defense contractors,bankers,construction workers,teachers,civil rights activists,MILFs,county supervisors,civil servants,goverment non workers, doctors,lawyers,conartists,musicians,writers,painters,
but
not me.

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: dennis L. ()
Date: March 23, 2013 09:04AM

wnrsm Wrote:
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> So is there a grand prize for outing Gordon Blvd?
> That seems to be the blood sport around here.
>
> It shouldn't be too hard. The username has a
> street name in it. duh.


Nobody gives a flying fuck about the champion of the illegal spic, flaming liberal gordon blvd to spend time and out the idiot. most just want the fool to go away, not post more. Nobody cares.

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: nicobolas ()
Date: March 23, 2013 09:17AM

i live here in reston, this place sucks more cock then a whore pretending to be a vacuum cleaner for your car that runs off a dimes

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: Exposed blood vessels ()
Date: March 23, 2013 09:20AM

dennis L. Wrote:
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> wnrsm Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So is there a grand prize for outing Gordon
> Blvd?
> > That seems to be the blood sport around here.
> >
> > It shouldn't be too hard. The username has a
> > street name in it. duh.
>
>
> Nobody gives a flying fuck about the champion of
> the illegal spic, flaming liberal gordon blvd to
> spend time and out the idiot. most just want the
> fool to go away, not post more. Nobody cares.

Opinions are like assholes,there's quite a few of both posting on the forum.
And some hemorrhoids.
Does your butthurt?

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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: Butt Pirate ()
Date: March 23, 2013 10:37AM

This 'mo lives in Reston, but is as useless as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
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Re: Who lives in reston?
Posted by: nukeitfromorbit ()
Date: March 23, 2013 02:39PM

Out to lunch, hypocritical liberals and the predatory, welfare supported brown people who pray on them.

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