Can't make this up; from dcrtv:

Junkies A Slow Sell At "Q&A" - 3/15 - "What's wrong with this town? I have only seven reservations for the Sports Junkies next week," Carol Joynt tells us. The WJFK, 106.7 The Fan morning team is slated to appear with DC media veteran Joynt on her March 21st "Q&A Cafe" luncheon. She adds: "It just proves my point that when I do something worthy it's almost impossible to get an audience. Contrast it with this Salahis who were the fastest sellout in 11 years of doing the 'Q&A Cafe.' Followed by the DC Madame, Maury Povich, and Chris Matthews." The event takes place at noon at the Ritz-Carlton on 22nd Street, NW DC. Junkies tickets are $38 and include lunch.

Uh, maybe their show hasn't been entertaining in a REALLY long time? Maybe their mouth-breathing audience doesn't drop $38 in a week on lunch? Carol Joynt says the Junks are "worthy"?

Who's Joynt and why should FFaX U care?

It's gonna be money

I can't stand those fucks.

A bunch of lame frat guys who never grew up.

And their sense of self-entitlement is just unbelievable. They each get paid 6 figures to talk sports on the radio for 4 hours a day and none of them seem to show any appreciation for how good they have it. Especially that extra douchey one that lives in Ashburn who is always whining about having to get up early, just want to punch that guy.

Don't be a donk, rick.

Cancel the Junkies Wrote:
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> I can't stand those fucks.
>
> A bunch of lame frat guys who never grew up.
>
> And their sense of self-entitlement is just
> unbelievable. They each get paid 6 figures to
> talk sports on the radio for 4 hours a day and
> none of them seem to show any appreciation for how
> good they have it. Especially that extra douchey
> one that lives in Ashburn who is always whining
> about having to get up early, just want to punch
> that guy.


you seem a bit jelly, bro.

Just hurting. Struggling, not money, It's a lock people will show up if they are hooked for lunch. nobody is going to pay to eat lunch with those Jeff Smokers.

Cancel the Junkies Wrote:
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> I can't stand those fucks.
>
> A bunch of lame frat guys who never grew up.
>
> And their sense of self-entitlement is just
> unbelievable. They each get paid 6 figures to
> talk sports on the radio for 4 hours a day and
> none of them seem to show any appreciation for how
> good they have it. Especially that extra douchey
> one that lives in Ashburn who is always whining
> about having to get up early, just want to punch
> that guy.


You are one big fat hurting donk to think this. Your life must be down to the felt, don't be so jelly.

Cakes Wrote:
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> Cancel the Junkies Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I can't stand those fucks.
> >
> > A bunch of lame frat guys who never grew up.
> >
> > And their sense of self-entitlement is just
> > unbelievable. They each get paid 6 figures to
> > talk sports on the radio for 4 hours a day and
> > none of them seem to show any appreciation for
> how
> > good they have it. Especially that extra
> douchey
> > one that lives in Ashburn who is always whining
> > about having to get up early, just want to
> punch
> > that guy.
>
>
> You are one big fat hurting donk to think this.
> Your life must be down to the felt, don't be so
> jelly.

The great part is, the Junks were saying this five years ago. And ten. And fifteen. Same shit; different year.

Cancel the Junkies Wrote:
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> I can't stand those fucks.
>
> A bunch of lame frat guys who never grew up.
>
> And their sense of self-entitlement is just
> unbelievable. They each get paid 6 figures to
> talk sports on the radio for 4 hours a day and
> none of them seem to show any appreciation for how
> good they have it. Especially that extra douchey
> one that lives in Ashburn who is always whining
> about having to get up early, just want to punch
> that guy.


Man, You're felted, Don't be rick on us because you were dealt a 2-7 off-suit in the game of life. You're just struggling donk. Not money.

Cancel the Junkies Wrote:
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> I can't stand those fucks.
>
> A bunch of lame frat guys who never grew up.
>
> And their sense of self-entitlement is just
> unbelievable. They each get paid 6 figures to
> talk sports on the radio for 4 hours a day and
> none of them seem to show any appreciation for how
> good they have it. Especially that extra douchey
> one that lives in Ashburn who is always whining
> about having to get up early, just want to punch
> that guy.


I bet your Lou Holtz is hurting too, not like Lurchy's Coke can

DwokkaDwokka Wrote:
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> Can't make this up; from dcrtv:
>
> Junkies A Slow Sell At "Q&A" - 3/15 - "What's
> wrong with this town? I have only seven
> reservations for the Sports Junkies next week,"
> Carol Joynt tells us. The WJFK, 106.7 The Fan
> morning team is slated to appear with DC media
> veteran Joynt on her March 21st "Q&A Cafe"
> luncheon. She adds: "It just proves my point that
> when I do something worthy it's almost impossible
> to get an audience. Contrast it with this Salahis
> who were the fastest sellout in 11 years of doing
> the 'Q&A Cafe.' Followed by the DC Madame, Maury
> Povich, and Chris Matthews." The event takes place
> at noon at the Ritz-Carlton on 22nd Street, NW DC.
> Junkies tickets are $38 and include lunch.
>
> Uh, maybe their show hasn't been entertaining in a
> REALLY long time? Maybe their mouth-breathing
> audience doesn't drop $38 in a week on lunch?
> Carol Joynt says the Junks are "worthy"?



Funny you mention things being made up and DCRTV. Dave commonly posts false news and rumors. Can't trust a word he says.

The Junks are money!! Same angry FFXU losers on here bitching. Bunch of ricks.....But who's paying $38 for lunch on a weekday? NCAA Tournament starts that day too..
Dont know why anyone would go to lunch with the Salahis even for free..

Cancel the Junkies Wrote:
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> I can't stand those fucks.
>
> A bunch of lame frat guys who never grew up.
>
> And their sense of self-entitlement is just
> unbelievable. They each get paid 6 figures to
> talk sports on the radio for 4 hours a day and
> none of them seem to show any appreciation for how
> good they have it. Especially that extra douchey
> one that lives in Ashburn who is always whining
> about having to get up early, just want to punch
> that guy.

They're typical 30-40 something Americans, self entitled dbags.

How do you think Obama keeps winning elections?

You're just mad they make 6 figures working 4 hours a day talking on the radio..How are they self entitled?
Go listen Rush

Lunch with Chris Matthews? He looks like he might go crazy at any time with that deranged look on his face. He also drools with excitment at the mention of obamas name. I dont want to look across the table and see that.

donk Wrote:
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> You're just mad they make 6 figures working 4
> hours a day talking on the radio..How are they
> self entitled?
> Go listen Rush

He was probably talking about the way the Junks complain on the air about commute time and getting up early. They have a cushy life style yet they're always bitching about it.

Reminds me of listening to overpaid gov't workers and teachers bitch about not getting a large enough COLA increase. The poor babies. Meanwhile some of us haven't had a COLA increase in years.

So I guess the moral of the story is: Be grateful for what you have and stop complaining like a little bitch.

Can't wait to have lunch with the Junks, then I'll live Tweet about all the details and pick up a butt load of followers.

I'll be the Maury crowd was much rowdier than the others.

Maury could be dangerous. Lots of angry ghetto blacks wanting to know which of the fifteen men she banged with is the father. Same with the white trash who we know have guns somewhere.

You'd have to pay me $50 + lunch.

Their 15 minutes was over lonnnnggg ago.

I'd much rather hang out with a Maury audience than someone who uses Junkies lingo.

Phantom Wrote:
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> I'd much rather hang out with a Maury audience
> than someone who uses Junkies lingo.


Just a struggling, felted rick.. all hail the king of ashburn, so money.

You would have to pay me just to listen to their sorry ass show. I would not eat lunch with them at any price.

Why would anyone want to do this, with anybody?

Especially the people listed there? Alright, maybe Q&A with Maury Povich would be interesting ("Aren't you ashamed of what you have become? You used to be a real journalist.")

If you want Q&A with the Junkies, just call the show and ask. Hit up Cakes on Twitter. He actually reads it. Don't know about the others though, since Cakes is the only one I've ever found amusing.

All you ricks are just felted because you have nubs lives and zippy moooney so you get all salty and rick about getting pummeled in your hurt-ing lives donks. We are moooney and siced because we are getting rick smokers and hooks from hotties while you all go home to your nubs and salty lee haney wives.