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Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: Kiri ()
Date: March 10, 2013 12:20PM

I swear to god man, this state and city has to be the most dull places I've ever lived in. There's nothing to do here at all! If you wanna do something you gotta go all the way to Dc just to party. Wtf?

Anyone know of any dope or cool places to chill at or party in reston, herndon or sterling? And please no shisha joints, unless they're bangin.

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: Yea ()
Date: March 10, 2013 12:38PM

Yea, I get what you mean.

If you wanna have fun you pretty much have to be willing to drive for an hour or so to Dc. V.A and specially Reston suck donkey cock. Hate this place so god damn much.

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: Hari Kiri ()
Date: March 10, 2013 12:45PM

Why don't you 2 blowboys get together and plan your escape...Go Thelma and Louise style. GTFU!

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: KIRI ()
Date: March 10, 2013 12:50PM

Like dude, all I'm saying is that I wanna have some fun. Where's the best place to get some sluts around here?

Any place where the youth hang out at nowadays? There must be one in reston or near it.

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i dunno...........................maybe?
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: March 10, 2013 01:06PM

Kiri Wrote:
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> I swear to god man, this state and city has to be
> the most dull places I've ever lived in. There's
> nothing to do here at all! If you wanna do
> something you gotta go all the way to Dc just to
> party. Wtf?
>
> Anyone know of any dope or cool places to chill at
> or party in reston, herndon or sterling? And
> please no shisha joints, unless they're bangin.

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: Kiri ()
Date: March 10, 2013 01:08PM

When I said dope I obviously meant cool, faggit.

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: starfuckers ()
Date: March 10, 2013 01:12PM

KIRI Wrote:
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>
> Any place where the youth hang out at nowadays?
>
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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: have fun with herpes ()
Date: March 10, 2013 01:13PM

people here just want to live comfortably, have a nice wife, and some good looking succesful kids. if you don't like that maybe you should move back to where you came from. you sound like a tool who doesn't belong here anyways...

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: Kiri ()
Date: March 10, 2013 01:15PM

When I said youth I meant adult youth. People 18 and above. Most of the people in starbucks are underage fags.

I'm 21 myself btw. I just dont wanna waste money driving all the way to dc to get some anus.

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: j394D ()
Date: March 10, 2013 02:07PM

Kiri Wrote:
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> When I said youth I meant adult youth. People 18
> and above. Most of the people in starbucks are
> underage fags.
>
> I'm 21 myself btw. I just dont wanna waste money
> driving all the way to dc to get some anus.


Well, Reston is really for people in a different stage of their life. Like, 30+ who are doing their career and family stuff. There really aren't many places in Fairfax where young people can meet. If you want to try something different, hit up the bars in Manassas. You will find plenty of women looking for a good time. The only problem with those girls is they kinda hold their nose up to non-cowboy types, at least in my limited experience. They're sorta into dudes with pickups and all that.

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he doesnt want to drive ALL THE WAY to DC to get some anus, you see............ o_0
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: March 10, 2013 02:08PM

Kiri Wrote:
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> When I said dope I obviously meant cool, faggit.


wasnt really thinking along those lines...........................I was thinking along the lines of "wow................this guy cant really, seriously be this much of a loser that he'd find his way here on the Underground asking where to hang out at, is he?"

p.s. ROFLMAO on the whole "I just dont wanna waste money" thingee - hopefully you'll find that cheaper Reston anus you are so looking for ha ha ha ha h aha hah a a aha

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: Move ()
Date: March 10, 2013 02:12PM

Kiri Wrote:
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> When I said youth I meant adult youth. People 18
> and above. Most of the people in starbucks are
> underage fags.
>
> I'm 21 myself btw. I just dont wanna waste money
> driving all the way to dc to get some anus.

You're living in the wrong place. Surely you've figured that out by now?

Didn't you ask any questions before you moved to Reston? Didn't you bother to think at all?

Move to Ballston/Clarendon/Crystal City.

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: I agree ()
Date: March 10, 2013 04:42PM

Arlington is where the action is at. I lived in a group house in my 20's. It was a blast!

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: Move ()
Date: March 10, 2013 04:53PM

I agree Wrote:
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> Arlington is where the action is at. I lived in a
> group house in my 20's. It was a blast!


Exactly. That entire corridor is nothing but young people. Several of us old farts spent a Saturday nite "Christmas Shopping" sans wives in December and went into, among other places, the Clarendon Ballroom.

Sheeesh! That place was nothing but drunk 21-30 year old girls by 11PM. and a lot of the guys looked like losers. Christ, take me back in time 25 years and I'd be slinging the monster all over Arlington.

Why somebody single and of a young age would live in the burbs is beyond me.

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: Twin Pine Lakes Snatch ()
Date: March 10, 2013 05:49PM

To the OP....

DCRTV Dave Hughes would like to make your poopy hole his playground. And lucky you...He's in Reston!

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: mr obvious ()
Date: March 10, 2013 05:56PM

Reston sucks because you dont have Gordon Blvd.

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: Pitiful Places ()
Date: March 10, 2013 06:27PM

The only thing more sad than the OP complaining about Reston are the people who think that Arlington is the shit. lmao

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Re: he doesnt want to drive ALL THE WAY to DC to get some anus, you see............ o_0
Posted by: Kiri ()
Date: March 10, 2013 07:07PM

Gordon Blvd Wrote:
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> Kiri Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > When I said dope I obviously meant cool,
> faggit.
>
>
> wasnt really thinking along those
> lines...........................I was thinking
> along the lines of "wow................this guy
> cant really, seriously be this much of a loser
> that he'd find his way here on the Underground
> asking where to hang out at, is he?"
>
> p.s. ROFLMAO on the whole "I just dont wanna waste
> money" thingee - hopefully you'll find that
> cheaper Reston anus you are so looking for ha ha
> ha ha h aha hah a a aha


It sounds like you want to give up your anus.

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Re: he doesnt want to drive ALL THE WAY to DC to get some anus, you see............ o_0
Posted by: 22207 ()
Date: March 10, 2013 08:04PM

Haters gonna hate.

Arlington rocks if you must live in Nova.

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: bricklayer ()
Date: March 10, 2013 08:05PM

Arlington rocks if you're into cement and concrete. Anybody notice how empty the place seems to be on the weekends?

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Re: he doesnt want to drive ALL THE WAY to DC to get some anus, you see............ o_0
Posted by: fair trade ()
Date: March 10, 2013 08:07PM

22207 Wrote:
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> Haters gonna hate.
>
> Arlington rocks if you must live in Nova.


It's not bad, just Get rid of the illegal spics.

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: Move ()
Date: March 10, 2013 08:31PM

bricklayer Wrote:
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> Arlington rocks if you're into cement and
> concrete. Anybody notice how empty the place
> seems to be on the weekends?


Sure we've all noticed how empty it is in the daytime when everybody is sleeping off their hangovers.

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: Move ()
Date: March 10, 2013 08:40PM

Pitiful Places Wrote:
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> The only thing more sad than the OP complaining
> about Reston are the people who think that
> Arlington is the shit. lmao


I don't think anybody is suggesting that Arlington is "the shit", or South Beach, or Manhattan, or Vegas, or even Georgetown.

But if you're a twenty something living deep in the Virginia 'burbs wondering where all the young people are, Clarendon is certainly a better place to look than the Wal Mart Supercenter in Reston.

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: Tragic ()
Date: March 10, 2013 10:01PM

Move Wrote:
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> Pitiful Places Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The only thing more sad than the OP complaining
> > about Reston are the people who think that
> > Arlington is the shit. lmao
>
>
> I don't think anybody is suggesting that Arlington
> is "the shit", or South Beach, or Manhattan, or
> Vegas, or even Georgetown.
>
> But if you're a twenty something living deep in
> the Virginia 'burbs wondering where all the young
> people are, Clarendon is certainly a better place
> to look than the Wal Mart Supercenter in Reston.


It's fucking wasteland. So you're shopping at Kohls instead of Wal-Mart.

This place has no soul. Leave while you still do.

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: Fat burger ()
Date: March 10, 2013 10:06PM

Agree..This place has no soul...fucking no soul..Trust me on this, this area is laden with pretentious assholes. Good jobs, but this area has no fucking heart.It's weak.

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: Move ()
Date: March 10, 2013 10:09PM

Tragic Wrote:
>
> This place has no soul. Leave while you still do.


Move

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: Move ()
Date: March 10, 2013 10:09PM

Fat burger Wrote:
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> Agree..This place has no soul...fucking no
> soul..Trust me on this, this area is laden with
> pretentious assholes. Good jobs, but this area has
> no fucking heart.It's weak.


Move

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: wnrsm ()
Date: March 10, 2013 10:40PM

Reston has no place for your shenanigans. It must suck living with your parents. Let me guess - going to party in DC sucks because your parents don't give you gas money.

Before you refute that... Would you rather be a loser that has to live with your parents or would you rather be a moron that voluntarily pays high rent to live in Reston?

So either GTFO, STFU, or both. Be sure to write back and tell us how much you like living near your kind of fun.

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: Ha ha ()
Date: March 10, 2013 10:52PM

I moved here from upstate NY.

Arlington is fun. I can walk to work, bars, restaurants and friends.

Now it is not perfect but what area is.

PS I love to travel too.

It must suck to hate your life.

22207!

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: Ahmayzin ()
Date: March 11, 2013 01:37PM

I live in Reston. I play video games online. I have lots of sex. lol.

THE END

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: March 11, 2013 01:46PM

wnrsm Wrote:
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> Reston has no place for your shenanigans. It must
> suck living with your parents. Let me guess -
> going to party in DC sucks because your parents
> don't give you gas money.
>
> Before you refute that... Would you rather be a
> loser that has to live with your parents or would
> you rather be a moron that voluntarily pays high
> rent to live in Reston?
>
> So either GTFO, STFU, or both. Be sure to write
> back and tell us how much you like living near
> your kind of fun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSet6htnVcQ

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: beevus ()
Date: March 11, 2013 02:20PM

All you mopey ass morons can go get fucked! I have a blast around here...what if you lived in some beat ass house off the side of 81? You have nobody but yourselves to blame - i guarantee you're awful to be around and have a subpar social life as a result.

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: butt-head ()
Date: March 11, 2013 02:38PM

beevus Wrote:
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> All you mopey ass morons can go get fucked! I have
> a blast around here...what if you lived in some
> beat ass house off the side of 81? You have
> nobody but yourselves to blame - i guarantee
> you're awful to be around and have a subpar social
> life as a result.


You mad bro?

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: beevus ()
Date: March 11, 2013 02:46PM

naww, beevus ain't mad, beevus pumped he got these macaroni dick pea brains to compete against so i can get all round rumps piled high with all the extras to myself dun. you know what i mean butthead?

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: Kiri ()
Date: March 11, 2013 03:17PM

Whatever, reston still sucks donkey cock.

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: CBM ()
Date: March 11, 2013 03:19PM

So, the place has no soul if it doesn't have a lot of street drugs and whore houses? That's pretty pathetic.

Get out of Reston, then. North East has some good cheap places, if you don't mind dodging bullets.

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: March 11, 2013 03:35PM

Kiri Wrote:
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> Whatever, reston still sucks donkey cock.


HA! That's funny cause so's yr mother ;)

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: Bofunk ()
Date: March 11, 2013 03:36PM

I grew up in the early 1980s in Reston and I can tell you that whereever I was, was a party.

Sex, drugs and rock and roll.

Any dude who says "you have to go to DC" doesn't really know how to party, unless his version of partying is Papi-style.

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: Mike Hunt ()
Date: March 11, 2013 03:39PM

Bofunk Wrote:
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> I grew up in the early 1980s in Reston and I can
> tell you that whereever I was, was a party.
>
> Sex, drugs and rock and roll.
>
> Any dude who says "you have to go to DC" doesn't
> really know how to party, unless his version of
> partying is Papi-style.



Every person I ever met that grew up here in the 80's is pretty redneck...

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: Harry Sax ()
Date: March 11, 2013 03:41PM

Move Wrote:
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> Fat burger Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Agree..This place has no soul...fucking no
> > soul..Trust me on this, this area is laden with
> > pretentious assholes. Good jobs, but this area
> has
> > no fucking heart.It's weak.
>
>
> Move


Fuck you, You move.

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: Ahmayzin ()
Date: March 11, 2013 04:06PM

Mike Hunt Wrote:
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> Bofunk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I grew up in the early 1980s in Reston and I
> can
> > tell you that whereever I was, was a party.
> >
> > Sex, drugs and rock and roll.
> >
> > Any dude who says "you have to go to DC"
> doesn't
> > really know how to party, unless his version of
> > partying is Papi-style.
>
>
>
> Every person I ever met that grew up here in the
> 80's is pretty redneck...


I'm definitely a huge redneck.

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: Move ()
Date: March 11, 2013 04:07PM

Why should I ... I'm not the guy complaining.

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: March 11, 2013 04:10PM

Ahmayzin Wrote:
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>
> I'm definitely a huge redneck.



For real?? We should go huntin sumtime bro.

 

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: Arlington4Life ()
Date: March 11, 2013 09:22PM

Pitiful Places Wrote:
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> The only thing more sad than the OP complaining
> about Reston are the people who think that
> Arlington is the shit. lmao


Bingo! Arlington is for parental subsidy kids playing grown-up until they get accepted into law school back home or they move back in with the parents for grad school after pissing away mom and dad's money for a stint of low paying/free internships that they think will lead to employment within the halls of power and never does. Think College 2.0, but with less responsibility.

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: arlington ()
Date: March 12, 2013 03:53PM

If you're single and under 35, Arlington is by far the best place around here. Very expensive, but good location, best looking girls, great amount of bars/restaurants. Better than Reston in everyway unless you like going to RTC with the divorced women who have gained 30lbs and developed the typical NOVA bitchy attitude.
Parking kind of sucks though

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: If you can afford it ()
Date: March 12, 2013 06:53PM

Old Town Alexandra is a ton of fun.

Plus you can take the ferry to G-town and the Gaylord.

Plus gambling is coming in the near future.

Happy partying!

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: Ahmayzin ()
Date: March 13, 2013 01:29PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> Ahmayzin Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > I'm definitely a huge redneck.
>
>
>
> For real?? We should go huntin sumtime bro.


Totally lying.lol. The closest I've been to being a redneck is when we go camping in Fredricksburg.

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: parkus ()
Date: March 13, 2013 04:59PM

Arlington4Life Wrote:
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> Pitiful Places Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The only thing more sad than the OP complaining
> > about Reston are the people who think that
> > Arlington is the shit. lmao
>
>
> Bingo! Arlington is for parental subsidy kids
> playing grown-up until they get accepted into law
> school back home or they move back in with the
> parents for grad school after pissing away mom and
> dad's money for a stint of low paying/free
> internships that they think will lead to
> employment within the halls of power and never
> does. Think College 2.0, but with less
> responsibility.

haha so bitter. Arlington's actually for me - a guy who makes a shitload of money and bangs a different girl every weekend. Keep bitching though, makes it easier for me to keep doing what I've been doing. Not too many students in Arlington, first sign that you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: Ahmayzin ()
Date: March 13, 2013 05:05PM

A differently girl every weekend? Well I guess that's cool. Hope you strappin up there guy.

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: Gnarlingtron ()
Date: March 13, 2013 06:32PM

parkus Wrote:
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> haha so bitter. Arlington's actually for me - a
> guy who makes a shitload of money and bangs a
> different girl every weekend. Keep bitching
> though, makes it easier for me to keep doing what
> I've been doing. Not too many students in
> Arlington, first sign that you have no idea what
> the fuck you're talking about.


^ Perfect example of a typical full of shit Arlington poser.

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: damn liar ()
Date: March 13, 2013 06:36PM

parkus Wrote:
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>
>
> haha so bitter. Arlington's actually for me - a
> guy who makes a shitload of money and bangs a
> different girl every weekend. Keep bitching
> though, makes it easier for me to keep doing what
> I've been doing. Not too many students in
> Arlington, first sign that you have no idea what
> the fuck you're talking about.



Sure ya do...

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Re: Why is reston/v.a so boring?
Posted by: old timey dude ()
Date: March 13, 2013 06:43PM

if you ask me, Reston is plenty exciting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_lngWmPciw

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