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Where can a guy get laid this Saturday?
Posted by: JUST SOME GUY ()
Date: February 22, 2013 06:45AM

What bar can a guy pick up a loose woman?

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Re: Where can a guy get laid this Saturday?
Posted by: Sure ()
Date: February 22, 2013 06:52AM

The lamb Center in fairfax is always open

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Re: Where can a guy get laid this Saturday?
Posted by: Tammy ()
Date: February 22, 2013 06:55AM

South Riding Inn. I will be there looking. Maybe you will be the lucky one.

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Re: Where can a guy get laid this Saturday?
Posted by: HONKEY ASS ()
Date: February 22, 2013 07:12AM

Hous about some BIG BLACK DICK?
Yous can be my bitch.

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Re: Where can a guy get laid this Saturday?
Posted by: Purdy mouth ()
Date: February 22, 2013 07:19AM

First I will face fuck you until you puke.

Then I will fist fuck you.

Finally, I will give you a rim job and then cum all over your man boobs.

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Re: Where can a guy get laid this Saturday?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: February 22, 2013 07:22AM

promises, promises

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Re: Where can a guy get laid this Saturday?
Posted by: Join In ()
Date: February 22, 2013 07:34AM

Can I lick the cum off of the man boobs? Like a cat licking up spilt milk on the floor.

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Re: Where can a guy get laid this Saturday?
Posted by: Bodie ()
Date: February 22, 2013 07:53AM

I will put peanut butter in his asshole...then my lab can lick it out.

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Re: Where can a guy get laid this Saturday?
Posted by: Nut Job ()
Date: February 22, 2013 08:29AM

South Riding Inn it is.

I will have my balls shaved and my navel cleared of lint.

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Re: Where can a guy get laid this Saturday?
Posted by: Sure ()
Date: February 22, 2013 08:34AM

South Riding innI here there is a great glory hole in the men's bathrooms " Just Cough Twice to let me know you will stick it in so i can open wide. CUM hard ok.

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Re: Where can a guy get laid this Saturday?
Posted by: AMF rider ()
Date: February 22, 2013 08:48AM

Kilroy's.

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Re: Where can a guy get laid this Saturday?
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: February 22, 2013 10:11AM

I went to this dive bar called Nancy's Whiskey in NY the other day. LOTS of hotties. try it out

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Re: Where can a guy get laid this Saturday?
Posted by: std's ()
Date: February 22, 2013 10:34AM

JUST SOME GUY Wrote:
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> What bar can a guy pick up a loose woman?

Ask your father.

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Re: Where can a guy get laid this Saturday?
Posted by: Filthy Whore ()
Date: February 22, 2013 11:18AM

I did... but... he was tea baggin your mother.

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Re: Where can a guy get laid this Saturday?
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: February 22, 2013 11:19AM

Another good place to try is Gordon Biersch at Tyson's just around and after lunch.

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Re: Where can a guy get laid this Saturday?
Posted by: Johnny Hardville ()
Date: February 22, 2013 12:58PM

There's a bunch of bars on P street in DC. Ask for Peter, he'll hook you up.

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Re: Where can a guy get laid this Saturday?
Posted by: std's ()
Date: February 22, 2013 02:05PM

Filthy Whore Wrote:
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> I did... but... he was tea baggin your mother.


He was "tea baggin" a corps? wow he's more twisted that I thought.

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Re: Where can a guy get laid this Saturday?
Posted by: right here ()
Date: February 22, 2013 04:42PM

your moms bed

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Re: Where can a guy get laid this Saturday?
Posted by: yoyoyoyoyo ()
Date: February 22, 2013 04:49PM

JUST SOME GUY Wrote:
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> What bar can a guy pick up a loose woman?


Which one does your Mom go to?

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Re: Where can a guy get laid this Saturday?
Posted by: little help ()
Date: February 22, 2013 05:24PM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> Another good place to try is Gordon Biersch at
> Tyson's just around and after lunch.

Gordon Biersch or Gordon Blvd?

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Re: Where can a guy get laid this Saturday?
Posted by: Ronda ()
Date: February 22, 2013 06:48PM

ABC store at opening, all the alcoholic chicks go there to buy their liquor.

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Re: Where can a guy get laid this Saturday?
Posted by: dp action ()
Date: February 22, 2013 08:45PM

JUST SOME GUY Wrote:
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> What bar can a guy pick up a loose woman?

what ever one your moms sluts around in.

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Re: Where can a guy get laid this Saturday?
Posted by: yourmom ()
Date: February 22, 2013 11:29PM

Honey...I'll take care of your needs!

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Re: Where can a guy get laid this Saturday?
Posted by: longtime NoVA res ()
Date: February 23, 2013 01:06AM

Which bar is nearest the roller derby?

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Re: Where can a guy get laid this Saturday?
Posted by: SuzyQtip ()
Date: February 23, 2013 06:07PM

OMG I have this same problem except I'm looking for guys!! I just can't find a good place with cool guys who don't wanna waste time with boring chit chat! So tired of boys talking at me, I want a MAN to TAKE me!! Where can I find real MEN??

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Re: Where can a guy get laid this Saturday?
Posted by: stui ()
Date: February 23, 2013 06:12PM

SuzyQtip Wrote:
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> OMG I have this same problem except I'm looking
> for guys!! I just can't find a good place with
> cool guys who don't wanna waste time with boring
> chit chat! So tired of boys talking at me, I want
> a MAN to TAKE me!! Where can I find real MEN??

Hopsfrog Grill

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Re: Where can a guy get laid this Saturday?
Posted by: I Love Sex ()
Date: February 23, 2013 06:51PM

Try Toys R Us. Tons of hot little 7-12 year olds in there to hit on!

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