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Where do you find MILFs/ Cougars in NoVa?
Posted by: Cub Bait ()
Date: November 23, 2012 01:32AM

Read about this stuff a lot online. There must be a ton of sexy older women looking for younger guys in this area but do not know where to find them.

What are the hotspots area and when is the best time to go?

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Re: Where do you find MILFs/ Cougars in NoVa?
Posted by: loominpaniclurker ()
Date: November 23, 2012 02:12AM

Your local Target on a weekend afternoon. Soft targets galore. Bending over to check out the Ivory soap. Promising camel toe. Squeezable tomatoes. Whatever floats yer dinghy. No ring in evidence. Engage. Moving in....

You know two things you don't know online. Whether you like her looks. She is local. She might not go to bars. But sooner or later she will go to Target.

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Re: Where do you find MILFs/ Cougars in NoVa?
Posted by: Rakish ()
Date: November 23, 2012 01:15PM

I've noticed that too. Target stores in Northern Virginia attract smoking hot women.

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Re: Where do you find MILFs/ Cougars in NoVa?
Posted by: Grocery stores after 8 PM ()
Date: November 23, 2012 03:10PM

Go to any grocery store after 8 PM, especially on a saturday night.

Single women of all ages. The ones on Saturday nights are definitely not the partying types, probably live alone with a cat.

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Re: Where do you find MILFs/ Cougars in NoVa?
Posted by: Rich older men? ()
Date: November 23, 2012 08:17PM

I want an old rich soft one.

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Re: Where do you find MILFs/ Cougars in NoVa?
Posted by: dan 3333 ()
Date: February 23, 2013 02:39AM

Where are the real women that have class that want to be treated like their supposed to

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Re: Where do you find MILFs/ Cougars in NoVa?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: February 23, 2013 06:42AM

They are with the people who can treat them like they're supposed to.

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Re: Where do you find MILFs/ Cougars in NoVa?
Posted by: Sly Stallion ()
Date: February 23, 2013 05:54PM

Go to the grocery store and hang out in the produce section, like you're browsing for vegetables. Wait until you spot a target in the vicinity, then approach her whilst holding a zucchini and ask her what she looks for in a zucchini; such as how big she likes it, how hard it should be, is she okay with it being bumpy, etc. If she doesn't immediately run away, keep talking to her until her guard is down and then pounce on her and begin raping her with said zucchini.

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Re: Where do you find MILFs/ Cougars in NoVa?
Posted by: FD11 ()
Date: February 23, 2013 10:10PM

Two words. Whole Foods.

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