Well the joint does seem to be the happening spot for all the bandwagoneers judging by all the teeens and even fairfax city fireman but man that was one salty hamburger and why do all the young men working there seem to be not so masculine in nature


firebox in tysons corner better next to Taco Bell. now don't know owner but like the hamburgers

It's all about 5 Guys. If I eat a burger, it has to be made at a cookout, or at 5 Guys.

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> It's all about 5 Guys. If I eat a burger, it has
> to be made at a cookout, or at 5 Guys.


If i'm constipated I eat at 5 guys, liquid shit within the hour, I could shit in a urinal after eating 5 guys.

Smash burger is not good. Dry and way over priced. Waited way too long and paid way too much. My family of three ate cost me almost $50 for 3 burgers 3 fries and some drinks.

Burger guy Wrote:
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> Smash burger is not good. Dry and way over
> priced. Waited way too long and paid way too
> much. My family of three ate cost me almost $50
> for 3 burgers 3 fries and some drinks.


Welcome to northern va....this place sucks!!

Welcome to Smash Burger...this place sucks!!



^There, I fixed it.

Thank you very much...I'll be here all week..

Ray Crock Wrote:
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> Well the joint does seem to be the happening spot
> for all the bandwagoneers judging by all the
> teeens and even fairfax city fireman but man that
> was one salty hamburger and why do all the young
> men working there seem to be not so masculine in
> nature
>
>
> firebox in tysons corner better next to Taco Bell.
> now don't know owner but like the hamburgers

where is this place?

You need to get a doctor to check that out

dude -- you wouldn't know a good burger if it bit you in the butt. Smashburger is great!

love smashburger Wrote:
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> dude -- you wouldn't know a good burger if it bit
> you in the butt. Smashburger is great!


He told yoU!

No Sh@t Wrote:
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> Ray Crock Wrote:
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> > Well the joint does seem to be the happening
> spot
> > for all the bandwagoneers judging by all the
> > teeens and even fairfax city fireman but man
> that
> > was one salty hamburger and why do all the
> young
> > men working there seem to be not so masculine
> in
> > nature
> >
> >
> > firebox in tysons corner better next to Taco
> Bell.
> > now don't know owner but like the hamburgers
>
> where is this place?


It's in the new strip mall down near Mosby Woods on 50. If you are heading East it is just past Captain Pells, but you cannot get to it from the East, only the West.

Ronny McDonny Wrote:
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> No Sh@t Wrote:
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> > Ray Crock Wrote:
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> > > Well the joint does seem to be the happening
> > spot
> > > for all the bandwagoneers judging by all the
> > > teeens and even fairfax city fireman but man
> > that
> > > was one salty hamburger and why do all the
> > young
> > > men working there seem to be not so masculine
> > in
> > > nature
> > >
> > >
> > > firebox in tysons corner better next to Taco
> > Bell.
> > > now don't know owner but like the hamburgers
> >
> > where is this place?
>
>
> It's in the new strip mall down near Mosby Woods
> on 50. If you are heading East it is just past
> Captain Pells, but you cannot get to it from the
> East, only the West.


No, Im pretty sure there is a traffic signal there to get in. So im assuming ur a jackass who cant make left turns.

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> > > Ray Crock Wrote:
> > >
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> >
> > > -----
> > > > Well the joint does seem to be the
> happening
> > > spot
> > > > for all the bandwagoneers judging by all
> the
> > > > teeens and even fairfax city fireman but
> man
> > > that
> > > > was one salty hamburger and why do all the
> > > young
> > > > men working there seem to be not so
> masculine
> > > in
> > > > nature
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > firebox in tysons corner better next to
> Taco
> > > Bell.
> > > > now don't know owner but like the
> hamburgers
> > >
> > > where is this place?
> >
> >
> > It's in the new strip mall down near Mosby
> Woods
> > on 50. If you are heading East it is just past
> > Captain Pells, but you cannot get to it from
> the
> > East, only the West.
>
>
> No, Im pretty sure there is a traffic signal there
> to get in. So im assuming ur a jackass who cant
> make left turns.


I am pretty sure you are wrong and I am definately sure you are a dipshit. You can flip a U-Turn at the light at Mosby Woods, that's it. Why don't you fuckoff and go back into your parent's basement for the next two weeks before you post anything again.

Nope, there's a signal there. It's easy to miss if you don't know where to turn, but you don't need to make a u-turn.

nuttyturnip Wrote:
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> Nope, there's a signal there. It's easy to miss
> if you don't know where to turn, but you don't
> need to make a u-turn.

Nope

Welp, I went there the other day. It was ok. Definently NOT 5 Guys.

Only reason why I'm going back is to get that free side because of the survey. Capital burger looked nice too.

Almost forgot, smashfries were HORRIBLE.

The correct answers are:
- Yes, you can turn left going east on 50.
- Capital burger is good. If you think they're too salty, never go to the Shake Shack downtown.
- They also have quite a few chicken sandwiches and salads that make it friendly for dragging non-meat eaters with you.
- The Sweet Potato fries are decent.

Smash burger is pretty good, the bun was a bonus. But the best burger around is Rays Hell Burger. A good alternative of course is Five Guys.

Good Stuff is a million times better than 5 guys or Rays

Place is packed everytime I drive by it. One hell of money making machine. Beats most fast food joints.

If you are not eating at Bobby's Burger Palace in DC, you haven't had a good burger yet.

SMASH burger was packed last night as I drove by but that Donato's pizza looks like the bottom fell out of the business.drove past the Vienna Donato's location, on my way to Firebox in Tysons for a real hamburger, and it too was deserted.
I noticed Cenan bakery has extended it's hours to a 9 p.m. closing which is nice.

horrible burger. so mediocre. over-sized bun. terrible service. there was one person taking orders, while the line backed up out the door. there were 4 people running food and a manager just standing there. so inefficient.

best burger around is elevation burger. good stuff is pretty awesome, but you have to go to DC. Shake Shack is decent as well. Ray's is good, but their bun is too big so they lose points.

Are the burgers thick bistro burgers or thin like 5 guys style?

Haven't tried Smashburger yet. Did order Domato's pizza pretty good tasting but took almost an hour to get here and not piping hot. I see we are getting an Elevation Burger at Fair City mall. I am looking forward to trying it. I hear Rays Hell Burger is spendy and not that great.

Elevation Burger is already open at Fair Oaks, if you want to give them a try.

Had it yesterday, I wasn't on the toilet the next hour like I am with five guys... Fries weren't as salty either. Perfect actually.

Elevation Burger is actually opening at Turnpike Shopping Center (behind Fair City Mall). That shopping center is under renovations till the spring.

Had Smashburger last night. The rosemary fries were good, though cold in spots. The burger istelf has a crispy edge to it (due to smashing I guess) which I did not find too appealing. The idea of building a burger is good, but the meat is unseasoned and the patty so small the toppings become the predominant taste.

Overall, not worth the $26 I spent on two burgers, fries, pickles and a soda for the two of us.

Actually its pretty good, my only complaint is the portion sizes. The burgers seem to be in the 1/3 oz patty size. Yet quality wise, the beef is a helluva lot better than Five Guys, Ruddfuckers. Good fries as well.

Elevation Burger is now open at Turnpike Shopping Center.

Dorothy Moon's - Best burger in the DC area.

My wife and I at at Smashburger last night (after standing in a long line) and were pretty disappointed. The burgers were OK, but nothing special. The "Haystack Onion" rings were cold and dripping with grease, and the same was true of the "Smashburger Fries". We didn't finish either one. The fried pickles were not bad, but overall the meal was a disappointment. It was certainly not worth the $25.00 I spent for two burgers, onion rings, fries, pickles, and a beer. There are better options and we probably will not go back.