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Posted by: SHyguy ()
Date: November 09, 2012 09:04PM

Hi, im 14 and im goin to have sex with my girlfriend. Does anybody know where i could go get some condoms without getting stopped or questioned. Thanks

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Re: HELP
Posted by: HOA MGR ()
Date: November 09, 2012 09:10PM

A public school

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Posted by: turbo negro ()
Date: November 09, 2012 09:14PM

Lamb center.

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Posted by: here we go ()
Date: November 09, 2012 09:21PM

Obamacare, here we go!!! I hope you knock her up because you would be doing this world a lot of good. Don't be a two pump chump.

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Posted by: Stopped or Questioned? ()
Date: November 09, 2012 09:21PM

Romney did not win the election. The police will not stop or question you on your journey to the birth controls shop.

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Posted by: Sell me a condom ()
Date: November 09, 2012 09:29PM


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Posted by: Self Checkout ()
Date: November 09, 2012 10:15PM

SHyguy Wrote:
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> Hi, im 14 and im goin to have sex with my
> girlfriend. Does anybody know where i could go get
> some condoms without getting stopped or
> questioned. Thanks


I'm pretty sure nobody at CVS or Giant is going to bat an eye if you bought a box of condoms. But if you're worried, just use the self-checkout at Giant.

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Posted by: Good influence ()
Date: November 09, 2012 10:37PM

Stop and try to think this thru b/c you're making a big mistake.

You and your girlfriend may think your bodies are ready, but there's no way at 14 that your brains are ready to handle the turbulent and uncomfortable emotions this act will leave. You are likely to be disappointed the experience isn't better, and then you may just feel emptiness.

Everyone I've known who had sex as a young teen regretted it years later, saying it really screwed them up.

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Posted by: beavis and butt head ()
Date: November 09, 2012 10:38PM

yeah, yeah,..ahaha..ahaha your going to score..yeah, hahaha,yeah. fire!!

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Posted by: Butthead ()
Date: November 09, 2012 10:47PM

beavis and butt head Wrote:
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> yeah, yeah,..ahaha..ahaha your going to
> score..yeah, hahaha,yeah. fire!!


Shutup Beavis

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Re: HELP
Posted by: Holy Bullshit Batman ()
Date: November 09, 2012 10:59PM

Good influence Wrote:
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> Stop and try to think this thru b/c you're making
> a big mistake.
>
> You and your girlfriend may think your bodies are
> ready, but there's no way at 14 that your brains
> are ready to handle the turbulent and
> uncomfortable emotions this act will leave. You
> are likely to be disappointed the experience isn't
> better, and then you may just feel emptiness.
>
> Everyone I've known who had sex as a young teen
> regretted it years later, saying it really screwed
> them up.


Everyone you know must be some sort of born again purity pledge nutjob.

I enjoyed every sexual experience I had when I was in middle school. It didn't screw me up, and quite frankly everyone I know who DIDN'T have sex in middle school and high school REGRETS NOT HAVING SEX IN MIDDLE SCHOOL AND HIGH SCHOOL.

Do not take this religious fundamentalist's advice, OP. People who take their religion too seriously end up regretting a lot of things they did when they were young, because their "church" considers just about every aspect of being human to be a sin. They preach this "original sin" bullshit, which is the sin of being human.

Don't pressure your girlfriend into having sex. Don't manipulate her, don't lie to her in order to have sex with her. But if she believes she's ready and you believe you are ready, go at it like fuck monkeys and have a good time. Use protection. Be responsible.

"No sex before marriage" is a tenet of some religions not because it'll make god mad, and it certainly has nothing to do with physical or emotional well-being. It is a relic, it is just about perpetuating marriage.

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Re: HELP
Posted by: michael tully ()
Date: November 09, 2012 11:05PM

I was eating ass in high school.

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