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Virginia GOP in Favor of Jus Primae Noctis
Posted by: Virginia GOP ()
Date: October 31, 2012 12:08PM

In the second half of his governor term, Bob McDonnell has proposed new legislation which would grant the governor jus primae noctis over all residents in Virginia. Now you can add on top of the mandate for the government to probe a womans genitals, the right to sleep with her on your wedding night.

Governor Longshanks says this is an important component of determining loyalty of the party in the state. Chairman 'Mao'cDonnell also stated that it is the job of Northern Virginia to keep feeding the poor GOP ignorant regions of the state so that through commonwealth laws the GOP can continue to be run by people who don't represent it demographically or ideologically.

Thank you Virginia GOP for invading our beds.

Freedom!!!!!

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Re: Virginia GOP in Favor of Jus Primae Noctis
Posted by: Believerer ()
Date: October 31, 2012 12:57PM

Virginia GOP Wrote:
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> In the second half of his governor term, Bob
> McDonnell has proposed new legislation which would
> grant the governor jus primae noctis over all
> residents in Virginia. Now you can add on top of
> the mandate for the government to probe a womans
> genitals, the right to sleep with her on your
> wedding night.
>
> Governor Longshanks says this is an important
> component of determining loyalty of the party in
> the state. Chairman 'Mao'cDonnell also stated that
> it is the job of Northern Virginia to keep feeding
> the poor GOP ignorant regions of the state so that
> through commonwealth laws the GOP can continue to
> be run by people who don't represent it
> demographically or ideologically.
>
> Thank you Virginia GOP for invading our beds.
>
> Freedom!!!!!

This would be in keeping with their mantra of "bringing things back to the good 'ole days".

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